Chalk one up for the Full Size Ford!! Street Race!!!

Ahh-shpladdow!
Ah, well, geez, I'm 18, and the only on-road racing i do is when I'm clear at all four corners, that is to say- the only person at risk is myself. So everybody, instead of trying to re-enact hot rod rumble, let's sit back and relax, ok? Yea, yea, nice going on your stupid race, I'm glad you won. It does sound like you know what you are talking about, marcus, but keep in mind that not everybody will like you based on a post about some obscure damn-dangerous race you won. I hope that everyone else at least got a chuckle out of this here thread, but It's time to lay off marcus, have marcus relax, and get back to the hot roddin.
Ahem.
Cease fire.
-Crew

 

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Ahh-shpladdow!
Ah, well, geez, I'm 18, and the only on-road racing i do is when I'm clear at all four corners, that is to say- the only person at risk is myself. So everybody, instead of trying to re-enact hot rod rumble, let's sit back and relax, ok? Yea, yea, nice going on your stupid race, I'm glad you won. It does sound like you know what you are talking about, marcus, but keep in mind that not everybody will like you based on a post about some obscure damn-dangerous race you won. I hope that everyone else at least got a chuckle out of this here thread, but It's time to lay off marcus, have marcus relax, and get back to the hot roddin.
Ahem.
Cease fire.
-Crew

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hey kid, when you were watching CARTOONS with no HAIR on your BALLS, we were teasing this GOOMBA Marcus and BREAKING his BALLS...,,,,
we had less then 100 members
So why don't you get one of them KULTURE stickers and put it over your mouth instead of on your dads S.U.V........

I'm sure SPEEDRACER will be on the network later so you can UNDERSTAND where ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS learned how to build THEME BIKES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Then you can go wrench on the BIG WHEEL

 

Hey Dork I KNOW that piece for shit wouldnt run 16.00 at the track. :

 

This is fun. I don't know who to root for. I think marcus just because he didn't give up and there was only one of him.

 

and hopefully you also know HE NEVER caught him in his t-10's change to 3 rd gear...................
unless that STANG he was racing was driven by LEIF GARRET and it had a 4 cylinder pinto motor from SCRIBES t-toolshed truck roadster

 

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This is fun. I don't know who to root for. I think marcus just because he didn't give up and there was only one of him.

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Ha Ha Ha...there's like SEVEN Marcuses...all rolled into ONE skitzoid goofball...it's his gimick!



It's what makes him, well...Marcus!

 

MARCUS goes to LOGICS classes after he SMOKES P.C.P.....

Thats why he thinks that 4 speed heavy FAT CHICK ford hauler beat the MUSTANG....

 

[Driving noises]

ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tooling down the highway doing 79

I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine

Hey man dig that, was that a red stop sign?

(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

Transfusion transfusion

I'm just a solid mess of contusions

Never never never gonna speed again

Slip the blood to me, Bud



I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine

I gotta make a date with that chick of mine

I cross the center line, man you gotta make time

(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

Transfusion transfusion

Oh man I got the cotton pickin' convolutions

Never never never gonna speed again

Shoot the juice to me, Bruce



My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead

But I'm a fast riding daddy with a real cool head

I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead

(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

Transfusion transfusion

My red corpsucles are in mass confusion

Never never never gonna speed again

Pour the crimson in me, Jimson



I took a little drink and I'm feelin right

I can fly right over everything, everything in sight

There's a slow poking cat, I'm gonna pass him on the right

(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

Transfusion transfusion

I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion

I'ma never never never gonna speed again

Pass the claret to me, Barrett



A rollin' down the mountain on a rainy day

Oh when you see me coming better start to pray

I'm a-cuttin' up the road and I'm the boss all the way

(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

Transfusion transfusion

Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion

I'm never never never gonna speed again

Pump the fluid in me, Louie



I'm burning up the freeway early this morn

I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn

Man outa my way, I don't drive with my horn

(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

Transfusion transfusion

Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution

I'm never never never gonna speed again

Put a gallon in me, Alan



Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes

Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses

So remember to slow down today



Hey daddy-o

Make that type O, huh

Atta-boy



(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

 

i had to stop using the pcp.. it was messing up my crack habit..

 

I hope someone steals the wheels off that junker...at least the right rear...

 

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I hope someone steals the wheels off that junker...at least the right rear...

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I can send some people over to his house to STEAL his fucking computer
They will molest him in the shower first...
shampoo will get in his pee hole and he will burn like VD

 

I got a boner from that Germ....... damn!!!

 

Wow... germ, I mean, wow. Big talk. I didn't know that this fracas was personal. Sheesh.
-Crew

 

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I got a boner from that Germ....... damn!!!

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oh why was that cause you could see the neighborhoods fat old guy outside your shower window?
It reminded you of when you had to BLOW that REP from OFFY to get the refund money???

The shampoo BURN reminded you of the FREMONT war of NAM' when them little RICE hatted gizzzle's would give you a V.D. test with a SCRAPING needle.........??????

MARCUS have you ever had SEX with a CHICK that doesnt mace you when you get on her?????

The PAPERBOY doesnt count either......

MALE SEX to MALE SEX is how OZZYS ugly kids were born...

OZZY screwed JAMIE LEE CURTIS

 

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Wow... germ, I mean, wow. Big talk. I didn't know that this fracas was personal. Sheesh.
-Crew

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Who cares? and you are? what name?
CREWDUCKTAIL SICKBOY..... WHAT????????hair

Fuck the DUCKY BOYS

the WONGS

 

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Wow... germ, I mean, wow. Big talk. I didn't know that this fracas was personal. Sheesh.
-Crew

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Well, who asked you- STRANGER.

 

Headline:
FNG with crew cut gets caught in angry crossfire because he doesn't know enough to be witty.

 

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Headline:
FNG with crew cut gets caught in angry crossfire because he doesn't know enough to be witty.

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They better bring the BUZZ CUT........
and leave the WIT shit in whatever you pull up in.......
My boys will eat a part of your ear and put a SATANIC CURSE on you


Go work on your international tow truck

 

Hey, fucktard, I stopped by Big 5 today, they have single-shot 12 gauge's on sale for 69 bucks, a STEAL. You think you're coordinated enough to Cobain yourself with one shell, or do we need to wait for a cheapass Mossberg pump to go on sale?

You never know, you might be like the guy from Fight Club, splattering some of your brain on the ceiling may kill off those extra personalities...

Hey man, I'm just trying to HELP!

Your pal,

 

Well, I could help that attitude problem of yours, Germ, by taking good old mr. crowbar and giving you a reverse lobotamy, but that might be too hard, as finding a brain in that cavern you call a skull might be like a fat man trying to find his dick. And, as far as the fucking haircut goes->
Who is wong?
-Crew

 

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I'm suddenly strangely obsessed with Marcus' TIMELY demise....



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Good that way when he PULLS out of you in the back of your HOT ROD U.P.S. truck, you wont have to worry about getting a fecal infection from his POOP HOLE FLOGGER(tm)
,,,,,,,
and the MONEY SHOT or RAT ROD JUICE will be able to LAND on your TACO BELL uniform before you go back inside for your SHIFT

You think your me now with the typing????

 

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oops, that was supposed to be three dots... You gotta let me capitalize a word or two for EMPHASIS, like every other sentance or so. And multiple commas are all you and Hootch, I dont go there.

 

funny stuff guys

 

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Well, I could help that attitude problem of yours, Germ, by taking good old mr. crowbar and giving you a reverse lobotamy, but that might be too hard, as finding a brain in that cavern you call a skull might be like a fat man trying to find his dick. And, as far as the fucking haircut goes->
Who is wong?
-Crew

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is that after you wake up or before....???
what do i get for winning another fight when someone swings shit at my head? and then hurting 2 more of their club.......
will your FALCON make it out here to CA?

 

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I got a boner from that Germ....... damn!!!

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oh why was that cause you could see the neighborhoods fat old guy outside your shower window?
It reminded you of when you had to BLOW that REP from OFFY to get the refund money???

The shampoo BURN reminded you of the FREMONT war of NAM' when them little RICE hatted gizzzle's would give you a V.D. test with a SCRAPING needle.........??????

MARCUS have you ever had SEX with a CHICK that doesnt mace you when you get on her?????

The PAPERBOY doesnt count either......

MALE SEX to MALE SEX is how OZZYS ugly kids were born...

OZZY screwed JAMIE LEE CURTIS

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I knew if I kept doing that I'd need glasses..,.thats a man!!??I always thought it was J Lo
If they had any Reps they should have been blowing me!
I use Johnson and Johnson No tears shampoo
During sex, my wife always wanted to talk to me. she used call me from a hotel..
She used the mace on herself so she didnt have to see me...

 

Only if I can wedge the falcon between the bay bridge and your ego, dumshit.
-Crew

 

Are you sure it was T-man who maced you so he could steal your cell phone number and call you DRUNK and 6 am?

I wish I was in MEXICO with ryan ,,,,
cab drivers sell ANYTHING you need,,,,,,

 

<font color="red"> Now don't get me wrong ...I like seeing Marcus trashe das much as the next guy....but...but...ESnacky6 got it right ...drag racing and bragging is part of the Game......and since none of you whiny bitches was there. . . .you can't say it didn't happen(maybe the mustang was being towed behind Burndups UPS van..that would explain why he is all bent outa shape over this one too!)

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