What would be a good name for the HAMB helper booklet?

Roadstar and I were trying to come up with a clever name last nite for the HAMB helper booklet thats being developed. Anyone got any suggestions?

What about a piece of artwork that fits the theme for the cover?

Don't delay in getting yourself on the list!

I'd also like to add a HUGE thanks to Fat Ass Whitewalls for coming up with this cool idea of a HAMB helper list. From the response so far, LOTS of folks feel the same way!

 

The Helping HAMB


like helping hand, get it?

 

HAMB pages or could use the name that is used on the site here HAMB-O-DEX??

 

ooops,, forgot to thow in

address ********* monroe twp, nj 08831

 

The Wham Bam Helper HAMB. If it goes wham or if it goes bam call the helper HAMB.

 

That was a good one Flexi!

....or how about Hamb'r Hotline.

Joel

 

the nationwide HAMB phone sex catalog?

 

the Hokey Emergency List Pamphlet or H.E.L.P.

 

HAMB Hotline

 

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the Hokey Emergency List Pamphlet or H.E.L.P.

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That gets my vote!

 

HAMB'S Across America

Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

 

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Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

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That's pretty funny and irreverent.

Joel

 

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HAMB'S Across America

Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

[/ QUOTE ]You beat me to it. I could'nt think up another L word .

 

the "L"'s were easy. The "E" was the tough one

 

H.A.M.B Aid or H.A.M.B. Helper

 

just my 2 cents....
Hokey Ass Resource Directory Use Pages...or H.A.R.D.U.P.
....if you're calling ya must be hard-up.

or just call it the HAMB helper...have the cover look like a box of hamburger helper...broken down jalopy with the hood up, and a little caption saying "just add HAMB"

 

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Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL)
"Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

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That's funny

Hokey Ass Mechanic Book
TZ

 

Terrifying image that would make a good cartoon stripfor the book: My car is broken down 12 miles outside of Resumespeed, ND. I call HAMB--a pickup truck full of Hambers pulls up, and gets out a set of torches...an hour later, they shake hands and leave. My car is neatly chopped and spray primered, but still immobile...

 

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or just call it the HAMB helper...have the cover look like a box of hamburger helper...broken down jalopy with the hood up, and a little caption saying "just add HAMB"

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Twisted minds think alike!

 

Just a thought:

 

And I nominate Petejoe's "Hambergrr Helper" artwork for the cover.

 

"Now even Cheesier"

I like it!

You need to put some grease all over the little mascot hand. Maybe some welding goggles? Naw that'd be too much.

 

'HAMBulance Chaser' for broken HAMB'ers

 

You're the guy from the HAMBurger Train, right?

 

test

 

Rat rod helper

Just kidding but HELL is fricken hilarious... Shit I spit out my coffee So if you brake down you gotta call HELL...... Oh my
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Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL)
"Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"


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"The Hoodlum Pages"

 

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Terrifying image that would make a good cartoon stripfor the book: My car is broken down 12 miles outside of Resumespeed, ND. I call HAMB--a pickup truck full of Hambers pulls up, and gets out a set of torches...an hour later, they shake hands Leave me a beer....My car is neatly chopped and spray primered, but still immobile...


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Bruce, Cracked me up !!!! Don't forget a free beer in hand !!

 

Hamber's helping Hamber's accross the world......
Hamber's help pages......fatchuk