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Curse the Curse...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. scottybaccus
    Joined: Mar 13, 2006
    Posts: 4,109

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    Ryan,

    I hate to say that you have given me the biggest laugh! I started giggling when you said you ran off to your office and was in full gasp for air by the time you counted the s***ches.
    Don't think I am laughing at you, I am truly laughing for you and I hope you can do the same. Afterall, what else do we need besides the love of those we hold dear? You definitely have that! and the respect of so many more. Hang in there. We're all laughing for you!

    Nice work guys! Maybe Ryan needs a full time baby sitter? :)
     
  2. 28chevrat
    Joined: Oct 11, 2005
    Posts: 322

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    Hang in there man, sometimes we go through those times were it seems like everything goes wrong. Then you realize your surrounded by people that care about you and you realize it isn't that bad at all. Glad things are turning around.
    I need to visit Texas!! Sounds like you guys had a good time......
     
  3. BLAKE
    Joined: Aug 10, 2002
    Posts: 2,783

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    Joyce and I had a great time ***isting with the spirit-hoist last night, and while I do sincerely hope that the dark, cruddy cloud has indeed been displaced from above our hero's noggin, we selfishly have to wonder... did it follow us home...?

    Joyce learned this morning that she'll be laid off in August. :(
     
  4. greasy lil girl
    Joined: Jul 7, 2008
    Posts: 41

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    Franco and I were glad we were there for the fun and the pain. The best part was taking the pool on "How Many S***ches Will Ryan Come Home with?!" It's all over now Ryan, it's all smooth sailing from here on out! Now get better so we can have more road trips with Norm.

    I'm not worried about the bad luck on our end! Between my purple chicken foot in my truck and Franco's St. Christophers medal we're covered!
     
  5. LiL' NiCk
    Joined: Oct 15, 2002
    Posts: 722

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    H.A.M.B. = Family

    RYAN, just think. YOU are the creator of all this.
    These rough couple of days only make you savor & appreciate the greatness YOU have created.
     
  6. greasy lil girl
    Joined: Jul 7, 2008
    Posts: 41

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    [quote
    Joyce learned this morning that she'll be laid off in August. :([/quote]


    So sorry Blake! That ****s:mad:
     
  7. TOE
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 597

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    Ah, a toe! My specialty...

    Did you get a fancy velcro shoe?

    I wish you a speedy recovery.
     
  8. the-rodster
    Joined: Jul 2, 2003
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    How come no one else's feet are as pretty as mine?

    Rich
     
  9. Marcie Cochran
    Joined: Jun 2, 2005
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    No Blake! I'm so sorry to hear about Joyce. I pray that the damn curse didn't follow you home! If it did, Ryan and I owe you all a steak dinner...
     
  10. Deuce Roadster
    Joined: Sep 8, 2002
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    NOW ... the real boss of this outfit has spoken ... :D
     
  11. Doc.
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
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    I spoke to Marie Lavou today. She said the curse has been lifted. Besides any curse that scores you a Von Franco can't be all bad.

    Doc.
     
  12. BLAKE
    Joined: Aug 10, 2002
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    Thanks for the kind thoughts, guys, but we're fine! We just found the timing... er... 'curious'... is all. :)
     
  13. D.W.
    Joined: Jun 5, 2004
    Posts: 2,070

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    from Austin Tx.

    Blake. I'll bring el sacrificatorio pollo.
     

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  14. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

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    from Hypocrisy

    Ain't nuthing but a thing my brother, this too shall p***, I don't believe in curses or bad luck, **** happens, it just does.
     
  15. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

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    from OKC, OK

    Dam, Good and Bad and Good fortune all in one night! Your lucky to have such great friends indeed.
     
  16. In reflection, 'Bad' things make you appreciate the 'Good' things, and from the outside looking in, you've got alot of Good things........

    Stand tall and come out swinging, today's a new day, the past is history,

    Drewfus:)
     
  17. wow
    thank goodness it was not a appendage that 10 s***ches and a bandage would be awkward to show off in mixed company...
    or worse
    at certain moments would remove the bandages by it self and slowly strain and pop the s***ches..
     
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  18. AaronP
    Joined: Mar 15, 2005
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    from Hooker, OK

    Doc, I hope you didn't promise to marry her!!


    quote=Doc.;2964751]I spoke to Marie Lavou today. She said the curse has been lifted. Besides any curse that scores you a Von Franco can't be all bad.

    Doc.[/quote]
     
  19. is he choking that thing?:eek:
     
  20. Bad Bob
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 24,334

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    from O.C. Baby

    There's an old saying,Ryan.

    "Good things happen to good people...
    Bad things happen to ...........unlucky people" LOL!!!!

    HA HA HA! Quit messing around....BTW,you do a have a great group of guys! About 49,000 of them...
     
  21. seatex
    Joined: Oct 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,671

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    You just could'nt let your friends have their fun without something else to talk about, could you?
    Let's just be glad you did'nt drop the wagon on it on the way to the
    Cin-o-matic!:D
     
  22. Sam F.
    Joined: Mar 28, 2002
    Posts: 4,225

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    Ryan,,sorry to say,,but **** happens like that!!!

    late last october...it started for us...my wife totalled her Nissan Exterra........a day later,my dogs chewed up my eye gl***es,,then our big screen TV went out.,then a freak storm came though and toppled about 5 trees surrounding our property,knocking down the power for a couple days,,,then,my dogs(two rad *** dalmations),got parvo and died,not at the same time,but about a week apart,,,it was a real ****in hard time,.,,,
     
  23. skidsteer
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 1,246

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    Yeah, this has to be the end. I just can't imagine it going on any further.
     
  24. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,991

    Royalshifter
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    from California

    Everything will be well man.
     
  25. autobilly
    Joined: May 23, 2007
    Posts: 3,473

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    Ryan, great idea from your friends to lift your curse with good times, good people and beer. Curses hate that stuff. The little ****er had to have one last stab though.
    Von Franco's painting is *****'n, and despite all this recent stuff you really are a "lucky" guy.
     
  26. zipoleon
    Joined: Dec 19, 2006
    Posts: 290

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    Ryan, some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you, it's all part of being cool, like having your own desk in first grade. Hang in til the gloom and doom spirits stop smiling on or at ya.
     
  27. 31whitey
    Joined: Jan 2, 2007
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    wishing you less h***les in the future man
     
  28. Jeff Norwell
    Joined: Aug 20, 2003
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    I talked to the Gypsy women today.... all bad mojo has been lifted.

    ....you owe me 5 bucks.
     

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