This just may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard said

I've got two from a girl I dumped several years ago.

She asked me to hang a bird feeder in a tree next to her porch. I went to put it on a branch high enough where you would not hit your head on it if you walked by. She told me not to put it that high. I asked why. She said "Because pretty soon when the tree grows taller and the branch moves up I won't be able to reach it anymore."

Same girl and I were driving around Lake Lanier outside of Atlanta and I made some comment about it being a man made lake. She had this puzzled look on her face and I asked what she was thinking (dumb move). She said, "I don't beleive you. If the lake is THAT big, then where did they put all of the dirt they dug out of the hole?"

These are both 100% true.

 

NO ..You are from Fargo and have never heard any Polish ?

Doopah = butt


As in my ex - old lady from Elmdale, Minnesota had a great DOOPAH
And she did ...I might be spelling it wrong , but the meaning is the same

 

you young kids and your slang!!!! lol! here in mo we call them asses! or sis! either one!

 

now that is funny!

 

Yes your spelling it wrong

 

I was at a friends house one night, back in high school, and his girlfriend was bugging him about driving her across town to a friends house. He told her he didn't have much gas, and was short on cash. Her reply was "maybe you'd have more gas in the car if you didn't always play the stereo so loud."

 

Do they play "new music on AM". all i can seem to pick up is the jesus network.

 

great , reealy great , these kids are our future

 

there is an oldies station here on am 1080 i can only seem to pick it up in my buddys 66 dodge polara more door in the summer kinda creepy but pretty cool.

 

Ask her if she knows of any old junky cars lying around! LOL

 

Maybe she watched Christine.

 

Well. now the original post is the SECOND DUMBEST thing I have ever heard

 

my wife and i were driving home late one nite in a really bad snowstorm. she was real quiet for the 1st 20 minutes into the trip because she really hates snow.next thing i hear her say is "isnt that something how the snow always blows right at the winshield". holding back my disbelief for a minute and getting ready to make a right turn i stop on the highway (no traffic at 2am) and now the snow is gently coming straight down in big flakes. i say watch this honey, make my turn, get up to about 20 mph,snow again is blowing right at the windshield and i say "isnt that something how the snow always blows right at the windshield" promply got a big f--- you out of her.true story,brunette,not blonde,now my ex. that was 30 years ago,but still remember it and tell it often.

 

I can think of situations that I might have told someone that.

 

Is she "FINE"? Because that gives her a "pass"

 

About 6 years ago,my restoration project car was a 67 Chevy 2 Sta.wagon..as I was inventorying and listing all I needed to find ,my wife casually asked if parts were going to be hard to find...seizing the opportunity,I told her the hardest would be the 1967 air for the tires...She never blinked,and several times during the project she asked about the air...Never knew whether she had caught on & was just yankin my chain or what...

 

Kelly Bundy asks:

What color's an orange?
How do you spell a?

 

Not around here. The music is pretty much frozen in time, pre-FM. So if that sucker really is AM only, she's kinda right. Cue twilight zone music....

 

Ahh shit here we go again. If an orange is an orange how come an apple isn't called a red??>>>>.

 

A lime is lime..... I'm glad this thread is still here, some humor for the weekend....

 

No No No, A lime is a green!!>>>>.

 

OK..give me lime green.... the grass is green

 

You think she coulda' been "jerking your chain",and it blew by you?

But I do truly believe that she could have been serious.

 

that was my guess but i mostly hear norwegen and german and i'm actually from western sd

 

Speed kills.

 

Cause a RED has the motor in back and the driver in front,, and an apple is a fruit?

 

Dad,

She may have used the radio to find an excuse to come see you...hmmm.

Maybe she'll come over and help you fix it?

In any case, several of us would really like to see some pics. See what you can do under the circumstances.

Thanks, RGV

 

No, this guys a fruit

 

And your point is......

 

Like you said. (almost)