Hopefully, people will like this thread. Maybe good for a laugh.......Post the funniest thing that has happend to you with cars or involving a car. Mine was when I was 16 in 1983. I found an old car that I wanted for $2500 (69 Camaro). Had a built up motor, big loopy cam and just roared. Took my Dad to look at it, I was as excited as hell. He looked it over and when the guy started it, he looked at me and said "Not a F**king chance"....... Just remembering the look on his face makes me laugh.
Back in 1985 on the way home from a car show.... I was driving my 79 Trans Am down a local straight strip going way to fast with my soon to be Wife. Then all of the sudden lights from a Police car start roaring and he pulls right behind us and I act as if I'm going to out run him. My soon to be flips out, I act like I don't care I'm hell bent on getting out of there. The chase is on.. Then I come to my senses and pull over. The Police gets out of his car and I jump out of the T/A and just start verbally abusing this guy about pulling us over. This and that, your an *** bla bla bla. He throws me on the hood of the car, pulls his gun , and looks into the p***enger window and says hi. You must be the lucky lady. Nice to meet you.. It was a Hot Rod buddy of mine that I'd known for years. That my friends was FUNNY ****.
Im in my 62 caddy one night and pick up an old girlfriend who came home form college. There is a play ground by her house so we go there to swing and smoke cigaretts. She is telling me about her new boy friend so I felt challenged. We ended up doing the grown up in the Caddy and get caught by the cops who patrol the park at night. They wirte me a seat belt ticket and off we go. I drop her off at her house and who is in the drive way.....her new boy friend. He decided to drop by for a visit on his way back to ohio. He had a sweet Hon-duh and I just started laughing as I backed the 20 foot beast out of the drive way with my pants still undone. Cadillacs are sweet.
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