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Bring a Date to the Junk Yard

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by James427, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. studenut48
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
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    from Hanson, Ky

    I guess you are wanting to look for these beauties?
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  2. onemintcaddy
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    My Wife won't let me go without her. I did it once and it was HELL till I went back. See has a good eye,, She spotted this truck sitting in the back.
     

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  3. Speed King
    Joined: Jul 17, 2007
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    See, I have know idea why you would even want that.
     
  4. Crash Fistfight
    Joined: Jun 30, 2007
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    Crash Fistfight
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    from southside

    Me end my old lady do all car stuff toegher.
     

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  5. sko_ford
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    it looks like ya did... with breaker bar
     
  6. My wife won't go to a car show with me (unless it's on Rodeo Drive), she sure as hell ain't going to the junk yard.
     
  7. Marty McFly
    Joined: May 10, 2005
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    Me end my old lady do all car stuff toegher. <!-- / message --> <!-- attachments --> <fieldset cl***="fieldset"> <legend>Attached Thumbnails</legend> [​IMG]
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    I'm laughing so hardddd I can hardly tyypppe!!!!
    That picture is too much.





    Maty McF.
     
  8. EdselRich
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    gotta be the owners or rebelrodz
     
  9. comp
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    comp
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    Best post :D
     
  10. Marty McFly
    Joined: May 10, 2005
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    I've seen females at salvage yards for years. They NEVER look any good, most are built like fireplugs.

    Marty McF.
     
  11. 53Heavy
    Joined: Jun 19, 2006
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    Quote:
    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100&#37;" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD cl***=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by Cal Cowboy [​IMG]
    My wife won't go to a car show with me (unless it's on Rodeo Drive), she sure as hell ain't going to the junk yard.

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    If that is his wife in the avatar I'd be saying ta hell with car shows and junk yards:D
     
  12. str8Pipe65's
    Joined: Oct 10, 2007
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    those faces are nasty
     
  13. I hate to ask But which one is the female???>>>>.
     
  14. CoalTownKid
    Joined: Mar 12, 2005
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    My little Veda Orr did an over 30 hour thrash on the roadster with us and had more perma-dirt under her fingernails than all of us! Amazing wife!

    Her taking a break to eat a bit of breakfast at about 6:30AM after working in my buddy's garage after about 30 hours, since we painted the inside of the body there....
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    On the flip side,....there's, "all cleaned up and at the beach!"...
    well "beach" photoshoot that is!
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  15. Dick Dake
    Joined: Sep 14, 2006
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    Damn, Coal, I am speechless.
     
  16. Abomination
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    I think I am going to kill myself.

    ~Jason

     
  17. CoalTownKid
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    HA! I'll have to let her know she made an impression!

    he,he....
     
  18. scootermcrad
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    CRYING!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. CoalTownKid
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    ahhh,...
    the beauty of photoshop!
     
  20. zzford
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  21. CoalTownKid
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  22. Crash Fistfight
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    Crash Fistfight
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    from southside

    We are shoked at yer rudeness. I suppose you crow on our bobber rat next.
     

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  23. Splinter
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    "THAT'S A MAN, BABY" (Said in best Austin Powers voice)
     
  24. studenut48
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
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    studenut48
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    from Hanson, Ky

    Does she have a sister that is single that lives by me?
     
  25. Nikki my better half likes to play with and on rusty old cars. We went to my friends yard that is just a 10 acre mud pit in the woods to pull some headers off a truck with a slant six. Before I could throw a peice of cardboard down she crawled under the truck and started to unbolt the collectors. This was in about 8 inches of mud with blackberries and stingy nettles all around.

    This is us at the Vintage Auto Parts invite BBQ. Right before they moved to CO.
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    This was taken a few hours after she was covered in dirt and grease from pulling a motor/****** with me at a yard.

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  26. comp
    Joined: Jan 18, 2008
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    comp
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    from So. IN.

  27. zacanger
    Joined: Aug 24, 2008
    Posts: 48

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    Your junkyards are much better than the ones around here. Red Lion junkyards, you're lucky to find anything older than 1980....
     
  28. Key to a good junkyard: Cars - older than 1975
    Women seen in yard - younger than 1975

    I probably should add, "but older than 1990" ...
     
  29. Hell my old lady would be there with me, but the chemo is kicking her ***. I have been with lot of women, but this one just loves the hell out of my cars, bikes and wrenching. She wants me to teach her how to weld. I told her as soon as we get throu her chemo treatment, I will get her out in the shop with me and teach her how.

    Hell she is already talking about what car she wants me to build next and I have not even scratched the surface of the 1950 Ford I am building now. Now you got to love that.

    Ronnie
     
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  30. Kustomkarma
    Joined: Mar 31, 2007
    Posts: 898

    Kustomkarma

    My former girlfriends all say they like cars, but that fades pretty quickly. My mom and my aunt have spent more time pulling engines and installing transmissions with me than all of my girlfriends combined. I'd be thrilled if I could date a gal that actually likes working on cars. I do know one gal that's not bad looking and really likes guns (she's a deadly shot too.) I guess that'll have to do for now. :D
     

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