A neighbor stopped into my garage earlier to say hello. As we talked he noticed some newspapers spread out under my Model "T" Jalopy. He asked, "Does the transmission leak?" "No", I said, "It's just a puppy and I'm paper trainin' him."
You got it! Some friends and I went out to National Trails Raceway a couple of years ago for the SuperFord event. One of my buddies wanted to run his Galaxy 500 down the drag strip. During the tech inspection my friend's little boy watched intently as the Inspector looked over the car. The Inspector crouched down and looked under the rear end of the Ford. The little boy asked "What is he looking for?" I replied, "He's trying to see if it's a boy car or a girl car."
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