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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tomslik, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,161

    tomslik
    Member

    got this in the mail today,gee, i wonder if it'sd a scam?


    MORRIS BILLS MOTORS
    IMPORTERS & EXPORTERS OF MOTOR CARS,BIKE,PICK-UP,VAN & TRUCKS.ALL OVER THE WORLD : ASIA,AMERICA,AFRICA,AUSTRALIA &
    EUROPE
    OUR REF: YOUR REF: DATE
    PURCHASE OF YOUR MOTOR VEHICLE
    Good day,
    I really appreciate the bus i saw on your website www.cars-on-line.com which your car is one of them,I'm really interested in that your car and i want to buy it from you.

    But firstly, let me use this medium to introduce myself to you, I'm MCBRIDE HUGHLEY ,I am an automobile dealer in parts Europe and and all over Africa and I buy and resell automobiles to my Costomers according to their demands, I have business associate in many parts of the world,I will be so delighted to buy the car from you ,

    I will like you to send me information on:

    -Why you want to sell the bus,

    -How long you have been using the bus&

    -The present condition of it

    Please let me also know your final asking price so that I can start making arrengement for your payment immediately with my new US client/friend.

    Let me at this point tell you the way I will like to pay,it is be by a CHEQUE if you don't mind my method of payment you can just get back to me,I will be so delighted to do business with me,mail me back ASAP.

    God bless you.

    Morris Bills.



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  2. MichaelDorman
    Joined: Apr 27, 2001
    Posts: 849

    MichaelDorman
    Member

    Gee ya' think? I personally don't do any business overseas without a holding company of some sort (i.e. escrow) that way the monies are always in place and every one's ass is covered. Just to many scam artists in the world to trust everybody. But givin this guys poor english I would say he is one of two things, a scam artist or a small fry. Either way he will only cause you headaches and grief. Stear clear, just my 2¢.
     
  3. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

    buzzard
    Alliance Member

    Cool, sounds like you have it sold!!! [​IMG]
     
  4. plmczy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,408

    plmczy
    Member

    What does this guy have 2 names or is he signing the name of the business at the end? later plmczy
     
  5. unpunk01
    Joined: Feb 1, 2004
    Posts: 513

    unpunk01
    Member

  6. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    reply back:

    the bus was use to service many clients all over europe and inside asia.
    I am selling thee bus to help them clients with international secret activity. my bus is long and tough. If you are interest in my bus and would like to hold it, you may. I would like to bring my big bus to you. you will like my bus. I feel like I already know you juss from speaking to you on my computer. you are my friend. we are friend. no?
    please buy my bus with your CHEQUE. oh, and i am ask $8000 for the bus, but please, letme suggest this...
    I will send you a wire transfer for $8000. when you recipt this money, you can then send me a check for $18,000 to cover the $8000 that I sent you and shipping and a little extra for my trouble.
    I will go ahead and arange transport of bus to you this afternoon. bus will go out tomorrow. my wire for the $8000 will go out today and your can send your check whenever your gets around to doing it.

    thank you for your pleasure with my bus.
    your friend-
    aryoo fuking kiddingme-
     
  7. Spitfire1776
    Joined: Jan 7, 2004
    Posts: 1,069

    Spitfire1776
    Member
    from York, PA

    Mcbride Hughley is a name from a nineties comedy movie. Don't ask me right now which, cause I can't rightly recall exactly now. But I know for a fact its in one I watched recently.

    Send him a box full of those annoying packing peanuts.
     
  8. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    Offer to trade him for some Coke. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    hankcash is ruling in a major way, "thank you for your pleasure with my bus" that's funny as fuck.
     
  10. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
    Posts: 3,770

    Smokin Joe
    Member

    Reminds me of the owner's manual that came with my 1973 Yamaha RD 350 street bike.

    Please to note. Your brand spanking new Yamaha motorcycle is a very fine machine giveings of much hours of pleasures and enjoyments!...

    Never read any farther, always laughing too hard to see the page. The bike did haul ass tho. [​IMG]
     
  11. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    hankcash is ruling in a major way, "thank you for your pleasure with my bus" that's funny as fuck.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I think that should be your post signature tag line......
    HC [​IMG]
     
  12. Sailor
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 824

    Sailor
    Member

    Hankcash, thats too funny, man.
     
  13. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    Smokin Joe, me love Japlish too.

    I have a platic container with this written on it.

    "Not safeable for use in microwave."

    And a shirt with this.

    "For those of loving nature."
     
  14. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Smokin Joe, me love Japlish too.

    I have a platic container with this written on it.

    "Not safeable for use in microwave."

    And a shirt with this.

    "For those of loving nature."

    [/ QUOTE ]

    www.engrish.com

    HC
     
  15. Bigums
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 143

    Bigums
    Member
    from Lutz, FL

    God help me if I ever meet in you in person, hankcash. I imagine I'd piss myself from laughing so hard. If you're ever down this way, drinks are definitely on me. [​IMG]
     

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