Art & Inspiration Need help with a slogan

that's a winnner. Almost has an automotive tone about it.

 

"You think you have a shitty job"?

 

call me , i fix shit!

 

All jobs done by hand.

 

Don't chew your fingernails. That's nasty man.

My dad says the three things a man needs is....

1. Loose shoes.

2. Tight pussy.

3. A warm place to shit.

 

Home of the Big Pipe

 

The Earl of Duke
We're never too pooped to lay pipe
When Jiggling the handle just isn't enough

 

Fixin' the shit you started?

 

We'll wipe out your problems
Paper jam? We can help

 

Watergate?I'm not that kind of plumber.

 

"when its jammed call Joes"

 

We're always in turd place

 

layin' pipe scence 19xx

 

We're not lumberjacks but we know a log jam when we see one

 

"If your pipe drips call the Doctor"

 

I'm not the Plumber ,I'm the Plumbers son. But I'll plug your hole till the Plumber comes!

 

"Who does number two work for?" (A little Austin Powers for ya!)

 

"What? You think I got a nice truck like this workin' cheap?

 

Dress For Success!

 

Low down and dirty since 1949.

 

Your Plumbing Problems Are Within Our Reach

 

Where Joe goes, water flows........

 

THAT PICTURE IS JUST WRONG! ( I'm still laughing my ass off)

 

When joe talks bullshit happens 10-16 2008

 

We'll bring your can back from the Dark Side!

 

"We know when you're full of shit."

 

Don't eat the last bite of your sandwich