Does it mean you're a "Redneck" if..

Who cleans!!!

 

hot dang! i's gotsta git me one 'o them there dohickey's!

 

I did it last weekend, the guy next door thought I was sandblasting in the garage lol!!

 

Engine Pro 5X wrote:

I don't got no Pumpkin launcher . With all of the friggin' pumpkins around here, I guess I gotta get me one. Are they good for returning small dogs, too???

I only clean my garage when company is coming, and only then because I don't want to here their *****ing about why all the tools are on the bench and not in the tool box. I've tried to tell them "if you don't like it stay the **** out of my garage", but they must have a hearing problem cause they always come back.

 

What's the matter with bein' a redneck? I have a ripped screen door and that's my doggy door. None of that fancy store bought **** for me ...