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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by stangzilla, Aug 1, 2004.

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  1. no way he's way too greaserlicious

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  2. I don't give two sh*ts or a f*#$

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  3. I'd like to see more post hijacked

    66.7%
  4. oops I'm sorry I thought I was on the VonDutch ware appreciation site

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  5. I wish I had a beer

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  1. [ QUOTE ]
    Oh ****, according to Sam's new signature line, when he sees that truck he's gonna hurl! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    flt-blk is a cool dude and his truck kicks ***.

    You, my friend, have a bone to pick... but I ain't biting.

    Besides, it was that cool *** nerf bar off the back of his truck that almost took a core sample out of my head down in MoKan last summer... I still feel bad that I broke his nerf bar. [​IMG] The rush of me seeing my life flash before my eyes was awesome though.

    Anyway, I own a flat black car... but the color suits the car.

    Most flat black cars... well, it's the other way around.

    It'd take me five pages to explain myself... so, in short, I'm doing my own little part in the hot rod world to try and encourage people to paint there cars different colors.

    'cause RAT ROD shows are starting to get boring...

    Sam.
    p.s. No slant on Texas... cause a lot of cool-*** cars are being built there by cool guys... it's the trailer park comment that made me think for sure this has to be a joke. Not that there is ANYTHING wrong with it... but when you add it all up it sounds too convincing.
     
  2. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,851

    Byron Crump
    Member

    Hmmm, I don't remember Tyler telling me how that bar got broken...now I am going to have to ask.
     
  3. Kojack
    Joined: Feb 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,294

    Kojack
    Member

    *LOL* That's hilarious.
     
  4. 46stude
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 1,718

    46stude
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    You, my friend, have a bone to pick... but I ain't biting.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    No bones here, Sam. This thread is a joke, so I figured pointing out your sig after Merc's post of flt-blk's truck would be amusing. Apparently flt-blk didn't think so.
     
  5. [ QUOTE ]
    Hmmm, I don't remember Tyler telling me how that bar got broken...now I am going to have to ask.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Here's the REAL story. [​IMG]

    We were at the HAMB Drags running the BFD last year... and needed a tow back to the pits. flt-blk was generous enough to tow us back... I thought "that's cool, an old hot rod truck doing the towing duties!"

    We were being towed back... and all the sudden the front wheels started wobblin' because we hit a bump too fast... I tapped the brakes, and he didn't feel me tuggin'... so I gave the braked a bigger hit... and then another, weels wobblin'... and then I hit them hard to try and stop us... BAM!!!! the nerf broke and it rocketed straight towards me! I ducked and the END of that tube hit the cage with a big BANG and then laneded about 25 feet behind the car!! So you KNOW it had some velocity!!

    The cage ended up with a big gash in it... and Tyler ended up with a busted bar.

    I felt bad that I broke his bar more than anything...



    And there's still people on here that have nothing better to do than to take my signature seriously... it's there to make you think... not there to make you react.

    I was talking to this guy named Pat on the phone the other day... he's a writer... anyway, he said he used to have a sign that he'd have to look at every day before he started work that read "Never under estimate the stupidity of your readers"...

    And I had always thought he just wrote that way because he wanted us to relate to him. [​IMG]
    Sam.
     
  6. 46stude
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 1,718

    46stude
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    And there's still people on here that have nothing better to do than to take my signature seriously...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I didn't, & I didn't think flt-blk did, either. Just a misunderstood joke I made on a pointless thread. [​IMG]
     
  7. No problem.

    Just spread the word that there's more colors to the RAINBOW... ooooooo, that didn't come out right from this Californian. [​IMG]

    Sam.
     
  8. slammed
    Joined: Jun 10, 2004
    Posts: 8,150

    slammed
    Member

    "Never under estimate the stupidity of your readers" [ QUOTE ]


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  9. MattStrube
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
    Posts: 1,073

    MattStrube
    Member

    Can someone delete this thread, you have all these ***holes like SamIyam and his arrogant attidude, against flt-black, thinking he's the bomb diggedy and that his **** don't stink. And this thread has absolutely nothing to do with traditional rods or anything. We should kick Sam off this message board, all he does is talk down to others. Is he a team player????? I don't think so. [​IMG] [​IMG] But seriously, this post should be removed.
     
  10. Jester
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
    Posts: 961

    Jester
    Member
    from Blevins AR

  11. Can I be on Sam's team????????????????
     
  12. flt-blk
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,941

    flt-blk
    Member
    from IL

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    You, my friend, have a bone to pick... but
    I ain't biting.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    No bones here, Sam. This thread is a joke, so I figured
    pointing out your sig after Merc's post of flt-blk's truck
    would be amusing. Apparently flt-blk didn't think so.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The difference is I know Sam and what his sig line means, I don't know you.
    Maybe I took it out of context?

    I'm all for color on a car, but I have been in this hobby
    for a long time and will always be, tha fact that my car is
    Black and red does not stem from being a poser but from
    what I thought looked good at the time.

    PS. there must be a way we can blame Terry for the whole nerf bar breaking event. I will add a tow hook under the car if I can tow the BFD again this year. [​IMG]
    TZ
     
  13. stangzilla
    Joined: Aug 1, 2004
    Posts: 498

    stangzilla
    Member
    from FTW Texas

    whats wrong dudes
    that guy at the show told me
    to do an intro and now you
    are mad at each other
    not cool
    i'm old skool to the bone
    my stang is cool i know this
    you know this too
    at the next big show i'll buy
    some natty ice we can all roll on life's
    hiway if you can hang with the stang
    peace brother
     
  14. 2lowdelivery
    Joined: May 5, 2004
    Posts: 7

    2lowdelivery

  15. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I just wasted ten minutes of my life reading this.
    I'm the fool, good one stangzilla, you got me there.
     
  16. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    kirkzilla-

    [​IMG]

    HC

     

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  17. 46stude
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 1,718

    46stude
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    The difference is I know Sam and what his sig line means, I don't know you.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well, I'll be at the Roundup next year, so we'll remedy that problem if yer goin'. Do ya drink Shiner? [​IMG]

    You too, Sam! [​IMG]

    Ahhhh, feel the HAMB love.......... [​IMG]
     
  18. Im just going to hi- jack this post some more...
     

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  20. [ QUOTE ]
    Can someone delete this thread, you have all these ***holes like SamIyam and his arrogant attidude, against flt-black, thinking he's the bomb diggedy and that his **** don't stink. And this thread has absolutely nothing to do with traditional rods or anything. We should kick Sam off this message board, all he does is talk down to others. Is he a team player????? I don't think so. [​IMG] [​IMG] But seriously, this post should be removed.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Hey *** hole... you want to fight about it?

    I'll put you in a headlock and give you a dutch rub until you say "uncle"!!

    Like I did to you when you were ten.

    And for the record... my **** does stink. [​IMG]

    Sam.
    p.s. urkillinmesmalls is on Vicoden at the moment... so please excuse him.
     
  21. FKNPOZER
    Joined: Jul 4, 2002
    Posts: 249

    FKNPOZER
    Member
    from CALIFORNIA

    at least he knows the diff between to,two and too
    which is more than I can say about alot of others on here.

    hence,good grammar and syntax.you're in dude [​IMG]
     
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    all in favor of sam being kicked off
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    ....um, you forgot to include a bullit that said "kick sam off". [​IMG]

    Sam.
     
  23. Jester
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
    Posts: 961

    Jester
    Member
    from Blevins AR

    No I didn't......its hidden in there somewhere I promise [​IMG] oh wait I did didn't I. Well "I wish I had a beer" anyway. [​IMG]
     
  24. Anderson
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 7,560

    Anderson
    Member

    I can't believe some of the **** that we get our ******* in a wad over. bad grammar? are you serious?
     
  25. Mike
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 3,539

    Mike
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I can't believe some of the **** that we get our ******* in a wad over. bad grammar? are you serious?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I used to visit my Grammar in Petaluma.
     
  26. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    [ QUOTE ]
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    I can't believe some of the **** that we get our ******* in a wad over. bad grammar? are you serious?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I used to visit my Grammar in Petaluma.

    [/ QUOTE ] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  27. 46stude
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 1,718

    46stude
    Member

    Rash- you need to get a fund going &amp; have that put on a bill board on a major raodway in Tulsa. "Manson's innocent in our town!" [​IMG]
     
  28. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,851

    Byron Crump
    Member

    Hey wee little Timmy Harris, guess who is g***ed up and ready to come to the Gateway to Hell baby!

    Timmy buddy, you are a dirty carb and the RATRODROCKER is B-12...LOOK OUT!
     
  29. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
    Posts: 9,044

    Evel
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I just wasted ten minutes of my life reading this.
    I'm the fool, good one stangzilla, you got me there.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ME TO!!!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  30. Byron Crump
    Joined: Jun 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,851

    Byron Crump
    Member

    Evel, your just mad because you owe me five bucks for the promotion [​IMG]
     

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