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Billetproof-Dude is dead. Long live KIRK!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Aug 3, 2004.

  1. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    I just realized I could get rid of my gay-*** HAMB name. While I still love Billetproof it's just easier to go by my real name, KIRK! Yes, I know it doesn't make ME any less gay.

    BTW don't forget top send in your registration or do it online!
     
  2. Jojo
    Joined: Jan 1, 2004
    Posts: 152

    Jojo
    Member

    All hail the KIRK!
     
  3. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    All hail the KIRK!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I think you meant: Ah hell, KIRK!
     
  4. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
    BANNED
    from Nor~Cal

    Id would have went with capton Kirk [​IMG]
     
  5. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    I'm guessing "Captain Kirk" was taken. [​IMG]
     
  6. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm guessing "Captain Kirk" was taken. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nope. I go by KIRK!. Actually my business cards have always said:

    Kirk Anthony Jones Esq.

    That makes me a lawyer not a captain.
     
  7. ha ha that is funny
     
  8. HotRodHon
    Joined: Jun 29, 2004
    Posts: 1,424

    HotRodHon
    Member

    Captain Kirk, BillittProof, I just want to know why he has a picture of Charles Nelson Riley for his avatar? [​IMG]
     
  9. RIP Billet Proof Dude.....
     
  10. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Captain Kirk, BillittProof, I just want to know why he has a picture of Charles Nelson Riley for his avatar? [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Craig? Is that you? What's up dude? How goes it? CNR ROCKS!!!! That's why. I do have o say that your avatar is just about my favorite so far. Where can I meet her?
     
  11. HotRodHon
    Joined: Jun 29, 2004
    Posts: 1,424

    HotRodHon
    Member

    She lives in all our minds . . .
     
  12. daign
    Joined: May 21, 2002
    Posts: 520

    daign
    Member
    from socal

    Nanooo Nanooo. All Hail Kirk!
     
  13. nor cal nic
    Joined: Feb 26, 2003
    Posts: 813

    nor cal nic
    Member

    let's start a car club... call it KIRK! then we could rumble with THEM!
    nic
     
  14. =mike=
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 820

    =mike=
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Nanooo Nanooo. All Hail Kirk!

    [/ QUOTE ]


    Nice nerd crossover there , Star Trek AND Mork from Ork , in one sentance . Hard to do , but when done correctly , a true stunner [​IMG]
     
  15. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ Actually my business cards have always said:

    Kirk Anthony Jones Esq.

    That makes me a lawyer not a captain.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Sorry KIRK!, "Esquire" does not make you a lawyer..."Esquire" only means: "A member of the English gentry ranking only below a knight" and "a candidate for Knighthood serving as a shield bearer and attendant," and nothing more than "a ***le of courtesy, usually placed in its abbreviated form after a surname".

    It has nothing to do with lawyering...nor in this day and age of knighthood or attendants...


    R-
     
  16. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    [ Actually my business cards have always said:

    Kirk Anthony Jones Esq.

    That makes me a lawyer not a captain.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Sorry KIRK!, "Esquire" does not make you a lawyer..."Esquire" only means: "A member of the English gentry ranking only below a knight" and "a candidate for Knighthood serving as a shield bearer and attendant," and nothing more than "a ***le of courtesy, usually placed in its abbreviated form after a surname".

    It has nothing to do with lawyering...nor in this day and age of knighthood or attendants...


    R-


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Actually I have had a couple of lawyers give me **** for at and that's the same definition I give them.
     
  17. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    If that's all they give you...and they can't back it up with a lawsuit, tell them to take a fly then...the term has been around for several hundred years...they have no rights on it.

    Oh, BTW, congrats on dropping the "billet-proof dude"...I like KIRK! better...

    R-
     
  18. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    I think that "62Buford" is available....

    [​IMG]
    HC
     
  19. Morrisman
    Joined: Dec 9, 2003
    Posts: 1,602

    Morrisman
    Member
    from England

    Kirk?
    KIRK?
    As in Captain?
    Beam me up Scotty [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  20. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Captain Kirk, BillittProof, I just want to know why he has a picture of Charles Nelson Riley for his avatar?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Is that who that is...I thot is was Star Trek's Captain Kirk in drag...

    R-
     
  21. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    CHARLES NELSON REILLY is the baddest *** mofo EVER!!!!
     
  22. Just watch Game Show Network... they rerun old "Match Game" shows from the 70's, and he was a staple on it. [​IMG]

    Jay
     
  23. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Just watch Game Show Network... they rerun old "Match Game" shows from the 70's, and he was a staple on it. [​IMG]

    Jay

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Exactly! He's the KING baby!! He also ****ed up all those ***s on Lidsville! Not to mention numerous broadway shows.
     
  24. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
    Posts: 865

    Missing Link
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    He also ****ed up all those ***s on Lidsville!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  25. purple
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 1,331

    purple
    Member

    <font color="purple"> I think I'll change my name to ERIC!, I mean how many Eric's are on the board anyway, maybe 30? [​IMG]
    I think having a kid has ****ed up your head. I'll be there soon too, about 7 months or so. [​IMG]
    I guess you'll save the name BilletproofDude for the ranch you're gonna open in Nevada. [​IMG] Germ will be a regular, and pay by being security. He'll make his spending cash by keeping the women supplied with the drug of choice. [​IMG]

    Billetproof Dude Ranch, hmm....*** one, *** all... [​IMG] </font>
     
  26. yorgatron
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,228

    yorgatron
    Member Emeritus

    what do you guys think of changing my name to just YORG!(?)
     
  27. KIRK! that damn shirt I bought off you from eBay was tiny! But it looks good stretched over my girls tatas!

    JEREMY!
     
  28. RocketDaemon
    Joined: Jul 4, 2001
    Posts: 2,082

    RocketDaemon
    Member
    from Sweden

    oh man your telling us your not a dude anymore ??? [​IMG]

     
  29. Kinky6
    Joined: May 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,765

    Kinky6
    Member

    Cool! Next, I'll change my name to just KINK!



    heh-heh [​IMG]
     
  30. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA

    Wow, so you got a cease and desist letter? Cause "Billetproof" is now a registered trademark of "GoodGuys Home Electronics Distributing, LLC?"



    [​IMG]

    I already shortened my name...
     

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