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"Mustang Guy" eaten by Duece......

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Finktim, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. HighSpeed LowDrag
    Joined: Mar 2, 2005
    Posts: 968

    HighSpeed LowDrag
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    from Houston


    I blame rap music.
     
  2. Er.... cool, cant wait for the English language version.....

    Breeder, why are you not writing speeches for Obama? You have a gift with words. Team up with Plowboy and he will be Prez for the next 30 years!
    Doc.
     
  3. titus
    Joined: Dec 6, 2003
    Posts: 5,195

    titus
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    reminds me of my buddies story,

    he was driving in his 67 el camino, it had stout 350 (est 400hp) 4speed and 370 gears, he pulled up to a light and another young dude in a 3 gen camaro convert with a gay conversion thing behind the seats to make it look like a lambo or ferrari or what ever pulled up next to him and wanted to race, so he let him have it, blew him away, my buddy said he looked in the mirror and saw the camaro pooring white smoke and water from under the hood! ha that was funny

    jeff
     
  4. I don't think I would brag online about street racing.
     
  5. Finktim
    Joined: Mar 26, 2006
    Posts: 181

    Finktim
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    Lot's of good replies, and a mixed bag as I figured there would be. It's no ******** story either. When I had my Chevelle, it was every Honda in town with a chip, and every week, but I hardly ever ran one of them. Didn't have to. Horsepower talks, ******** walks. And, by the way, I like all cars. I had a few Mustangs when I was younger, loved em'. I just love hotrods better.

    Yep, my Duece has "one of them" smallblock Chevys crankin out about 400 HP and weighing in at just under 2000 lbs. It sounds fast, and it is fast, and it's made of gl***. (There, something else for you to piss about...I live in Florida, rust city, I LOVE fibergl***...) I built this car to drive EVERY freakin' day, and I have for the last 8 years. I've been around cars my whole life, and this car is EXACTLY what I want in a hotrod. It suits my needs. I live and breath this ****, always have.

    My old man was a 50's rodder. He's 72 yrs. old now, and he will run the piss out of my car any chance I put him behind the wheel. He loves the car, and that's good enough for me. :D By the way, am the ONLY one out of thousands of you guys on here that actually runs the piss out of my car?! My friends all do that have fast cars. I just can't be that guy at the monthly car show that shows up 4 hours early to get "that parking spot", plops my *** in a lawn chair, and talks a big show....
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    My first ride..........
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    My Pop in the 50's.....Johnny bad***.....Ha ha!
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    Same bad*** today......
     
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  6. chappys4life
    Joined: Sep 10, 2008
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    chappys4life
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    from Austin, TX

    Hey mustangs aren't gay I love mine :p. That is cool you smoked him. I hate how the younger generation acts like a bunch of ***es. Sadly any ***hat can make a car gay :(
     
  7. F&J
    Joined: Apr 5, 2007
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    F&J
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    Finktim; I like your writing style...I can tell it is no bull and you DO live this stuff.

    From that old pic of your toughguy dad, I can see where you get it.
     
  8. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    breeder
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    i would bet I'm as old , if not older then you! I'm just sayin....if you wanna turn this into a ...mustangs are better then hot rods thread.... then i have to defend such!....my first car...[ 70 amx, my pop [rip] bought new, would reek havoc on your stang! and its bone stock with 10 % of the funds the big 3 had.....but i only bring this car up when its really OT!
    im not a stang hater, but i think there GAY when there used here to reem a hot rod! just like i would if it was my AMX!
     
  9. jus messing with you man. you florida guys get so upset easily! what does your car run?

    also, when you decided to step on it did the kid go for it? i've had people claim to beat me before when i didnt even think we were racing. lol this is a funny post. let see some pics of the duece.
     
  10. chappys4life
    Joined: Sep 10, 2008
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    chappys4life
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    from Austin, TX

    You prob are older than me I am 23. I was not saying mustang are better than hot rods. Also I never claimed my stang was super fast. Also I ran a 69 rambler for 2 years and loved it and if I did not total it in an accident I would still have it. Who cares who the manufacturer I never understood the loyalty to one brand and cracking on everything else. I was only saying mustangs are not gay. Sp,etimes on the hamb people get to crucial we love cars just relax man.
     
  11. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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    3wLarry
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    from Owasso, Ok

    It's 9:28...time for poo...
     
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  12. Finktim
    Joined: Mar 26, 2006
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    Naw, I'm not upset. It takes a lot more than that to yank my crank. Now if you would have said, "Is that a kit?".....maybe.....:p And yeh, he was still leapin' beside me....
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    Last year photo.....Dumped the hood, never really liked it, added a Caddy air cleaner and some bigger Mickey T's on the back, and finally found a green metalflake steering wheel for it. Still mostly no interior, but it works.....

    Maybe I should remove this post guys. Didn't mean to start WW3. Just felt good chalkin' one up for the old guys......
     
  13. cool car! one hell of a daily driver thats for sure. just needs a shift kit! j/k
     
  14. swade41
    Joined: Apr 6, 2004
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    swade41
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    from Buffalo,NY

    I was sitting at a light the other day in my car and a kid next to me at the light with some kind of supercharged V6 says "What exactly is that ? " Then he told me he had a 5.0 mustang at home that he swaped a 351/auto combo into.
    Now how can a kid that is into cars enough to swap a bigger carbed motor into his ride not know what a ****ing t-bucket is ? He even said I probably had him by about a thousand pounds on the weight difference, the kid knew something. Then he sped off in his mid size luxury seat and went through the next light on a hard yellow, I then figured the kid was stupid again.
     
  15. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    breeder
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    :D im relaxed! shoulda took my pills earlier in the day!
    really didnt come out the way i thought it did, but the feller beat the stang, and good for him!
    im gone...in 60 seconds!......;):p
     

  16. This is a bit rich from somone who can't spell Hiroshima and spells Aussie with a y at the end.

    great story, there are always disbelievers when an old car smokes some modern POS.
     
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  17. Cyclone Kevin
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    I was that dumb kid back in 91 who had the black car with the blonde in it.
    Cept that I was the one driving the coupe,A 34 3w.
    Cruising home from the Broiler, The gal and I just past Woodruff Ave and this
    Older guy in a Hopped Up early 70’s Carmaro chooses me off. I thought, “No”
    The chic says “Lets Go!” I thought, “not a good idea!” Went 4 it anyway.
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    We take off and this Camaro owner is giving it what its got. We are upshifting
    “Chirping the tars” and are ahead of this guy. Then the light up ahead turns yellow,
    Have to make a decision right then & there! Stay on the gas through the yellow or
    Attempt to get those 42-48 binders to stop w/o fading=Fat Chance!
    <o:p></o:p>
    Both he and I still had the yellow and the green for left turn N/B on ramp for the
    605 fwy. He and I entered @ the same time,he gave me a thumbs up and smiled
    I thought” WTF did I just do? could have killed her!”,
    <o:p></o:p>
    Haven’t done anything that stupid since and even though it was an adrenaline
    rush @ the time, I am way glad that we didn’t get hurt w/my exercise of
    ego.
     
  18. I like your car!

    Sam

     
  19. The GTO
    Joined: Sep 18, 2008
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    The GTO
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    from Missouri

    As a former import owner, a domestic owner and now a muscle owner and a punk *** kid. (No hot rod yet, must learn 1st...) I can say not all of us act and drive like ***es. And with me, and I am sure alot of the punk *** driving was layed down by thoes before us. I see alot of roders and saw alot of domestic owners would generalize me for what I drove, not what I did with it or dreamed of doing with it. They would talk smack, and brag all day long on there "beast" so yeah when the time came I'd pull up and rev up to them. Put your money with your mouth is, right? I've won some and been beaten some. Since them I have mellowed out and seldomly run. But, I don't quite know what I'm getting at. But, you shouldn't dismiss all guys who want to prove there vehicle. U know?

    Either way sorry to barge in. Good kill so to speak aswell. More pics!
     
  20. Doc Squat
    Joined: Apr 17, 2008
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    Doc Squat
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    from tulsa, ok

    You know if you got one you should fu*king learn how to spell DEUCE, It's f*cking spelled DEUCE, Deuce for ****s sake. Ok you try it D, E, U, C, E!
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Like I told the kid, "Your music's not too loud it just ****s and so does OKC!"
     
  21. What the hell is your problem?
    I did not know there were rules for the spelling of a 'created' word, colloquialisums often dont have a verifyable spelling though when used to denote a country is should be spelt with a capital.

    Doc.
     
  22. plan9
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    plan9
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    oh my god..
     
  23. Hitchhiker
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    Hitchhiker
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    exactly what I was thinking....
     
  24. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
    Posts: 865

    Missing Link
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    14 seconds ain't all that fast, brother. (Did I just turn into Hulk Hogan?) No disrespect meant. <<<<<gimp away, gimp away....although there isn't much difference between 14.1 and 13.9...just sayin'

    If you are building a hot rod you better be able to pull 14 second 1/4's or the so-called rod ain't all that hot.

    Regardless, the *** clown with the puss-tang got his *** handed to him by an OLD CAR. :eek: No matter what went down, WE should be joyous. Just think, that glow in the dark tachometer and "sound like every other mustang" exhaust system couldn't match up to a real hot rod. Period.

    I bet the 'Stank driver's grrr-fiend went home with "cramps" and got on YouTUBE looking at cool old cars doing burnouts and found her fiffle-fiffle dripping on the floor.

    So much for wanna-be hot rodders. 'Nuff said.
     
  25. raceron1120
    Joined: Jul 15, 2008
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    GREAT story! Don't you just love when that happens? And yeah I saw some of the posts about "my outta the box 'stang can beat your homemade.." so what? I can eat outta the box MREs that take a minute or so to heat up, but they will NEVER beat wifey's homemade chile that takes her all day to make! Get the point, take the point. Cuz sometimes getting to the point is where most of the fun is!
     
  26. chopt55bc
    Joined: May 10, 2008
    Posts: 886

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    is it written in the mustang owners manuel that you must drive like an ***hole??? every feakin *** i see in one is always tryin to prove somethin. i dont care how fast they are or how fast you can make them. they just look like women should be driving them.no man should even be seen in a mustang after 1969!!! and finktims car is bad***!!!!!
     
  27. Verbal Kint
    Joined: Aug 4, 2004
    Posts: 3,221

    Verbal Kint
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    from Washington


    9 second street mustang.....

    ********! I have yet to see a 9 second fox body that hasn't been gutted for weight, plexi windows, fibergl*** front end, no front inner fenders, drag shocks in the front and tubbed have significant rear suspension modifications.

    If you've got one drag it up here to Montana, we have a brand new 1/4 mile track in Acton

    Sorry, I'm done.... just tired of guys who spout off unrealistic numbers

    s.
     
  28. What,s a fiffle-fiffle? Its not in the dictionary....hehehe.
     
  29. MIGHTY
    Joined: Sep 18, 2006
    Posts: 448

    MIGHTY
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    Mustangs are lame!
     
  30. JD's 32
    Joined: Dec 30, 2005
    Posts: 873

    JD's 32
    Member
    from TX

    Finktim, i like your duce coop its purrdy, wish i had it.
     

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