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Hot Rods CONTEST: I'm Going To WRITE a Couple of BOOKS.....NEED a TITLE!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. alchemy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2002
    Posts: 21,860

    alchemy
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    Form Follows Function



    .
     
  2. drock6570
    Joined: Aug 11, 2006
    Posts: 413

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    Same as it Ever was, Only re-popped!
     
  3. LastMinuteMark
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Posts: 349

    LastMinuteMark
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    from So. Cal.

    lake pipes and dual carbs

    weed burbers and pin stripes

    10$ 3 window fords to 85,000 3 window fords
     
  4. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,277

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    Wait, you haven't even written anything yet?

    You are sounding JUST like the guys you bash.............ya know, the guys who ask for opinions on paint colors, wheels, hair gel, rockabilly music, etc.....

    "Hotrods according to the Fonz........because I was there in the 50's."


    :D
     
  5. LastMinuteMark
    Joined: Apr 11, 2008
    Posts: 349

    LastMinuteMark
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    from So. Cal.


    that is fockin hilarious...:D
     
  6. FredK
    Joined: Feb 13, 2006
    Posts: 205

    FredK
    Member Emeritus

    V1 - KIRK!'s big Rusty rods!
    V2 - The further happy and gay adventures of KIRK!'s Rusty rods!
     
  7. " The other kind of rods I like" by Kirk.
     
  8. A Boner
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
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    A Boner
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    "HOT RODS from the Junkyard"........ AMERICA'S Original Recyclers.
     
  9. rocket8
    Joined: Sep 14, 2006
    Posts: 621

    rocket8
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    from antioch CA

    how about

    HELLA ROCKABILLY RATS RODS (AND SOME TATTOOS TOO)

    joking...


    i have no clue. im too tired to be creative.
     
  10. TexasHardcore
    Joined: May 30, 2003
    Posts: 5,449

    TexasHardcore
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    from Austin-ish

    "Ran When Parked"

    "Go Getters"

    "Three Carburetors and Dual Pipes"

    "Fuck it...Weld it"
     
  11. 53chevy
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,570

    53chevy
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    OK, just got done polishing my bottle of whiskey, how about: Hot Rods and Customs: The Men who Build, Drive and Create History. Or U can say Men and Women in the subtitle.

    Ken
     
  12. Gepetto
    Joined: Nov 29, 2007
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    Gepetto
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    from Orange

    I know I'm late to the party, but how bout "A guide to the what's it worth post"
    Dude your new avatar is creepy as fuck. I think I will take a rape shower now, thanks kirk
     
  13. Chevguy37
    Joined: Oct 9, 2007
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    Early Hot Rod Look is in this book
     
  14. bigolds
    Joined: Oct 27, 2006
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    Damn, Kirk have those head cheese guys kill this thing....shit, you've got enough stuff to do a couple of good books and ton of really bad ones!!! Probubly enough material to start a stand-up comedy routine!!!!!

    You lose those glasses yet????
     
  15. 19Fordy
    Joined: May 17, 2003
    Posts: 8,263

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    The Heritage of Hot Rods and Customs-History and Guide

    The Legacy of Traditional Hot Rods and Kustoms - A Historical Guide

    Hot Rods and Kustoms - A Drive Through History and Guide

    Hot Rods and Customs - Then and Now
     
  16. Hot Rodz R Us
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
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    Hot Rodz R Us
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    " Show me how you built that, I don't build my own "
     
  17. bigolds
    Joined: Oct 27, 2006
    Posts: 883

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    My girl Cheryl says......I used to be cool 'til I found these glasses, But check out these cool Hot Rods anyway!!!
     
  18. Casey
    Joined: Nov 8, 2005
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    Casey
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    lace leather vinyl and rubbers :confused:
     
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2008
  19. jusjunk
    Joined: Dec 3, 2004
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    jusjunk
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    from Michigan

    Fag Rods .... Gay Rods.... Gay Fag rods............. The new ..... The Old .... The fucked up....
    I did like the keep the faith one.. her movie is cool and she has great legs so id keep her
    Dave
     
  20. 19Fordy
    Joined: May 17, 2003
    Posts: 8,263

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    Hot Rods and Kustoms - Evolution and Legacy

    Hot Rods and Kustoms - A Journey of Speed and Beauty

    A Journey of Speed and Beauty-Hot Rods and Kustoms

    Rebellious Speed and Creative Beauty- A Historical Guide to Hot Rods and Kustoms

    Creative Speed and Custom Beauty - A Historical Guide to Hot Rods and Kustoms

    Creative Speed and Beauty - A Historical Guide to Hot Rods and Kustoms

    Pink Slips and Custom Metal - A Historical Guide to Hot Rods and Kustoms

    Speed Kings and Metal Masters - A Historical Guide to Hot Rods & Kustoms

    Revolution of Speed and Evolution of Beauty - A Guided History of Hot Rods and Kustoms

    History of Hot Rods & Kustoms - A Revolution of Speed & Evolution of Beauty

    Rebels With A Cause - A History of Hot Rods and Kustoms (My personal favorite.)

    Six Decades of Speed and Beauty - A History of Hot Rods and Kustoms

    "If It Don't Go, Chrome It." - A Guide to Traditional Hot Rods & Kustoms
     
  21. 19Fordy
    Joined: May 17, 2003
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    Burnouts and Beauty-A Historical Guide to Traditional Hot Rods and Cutting Edge Kustoms

    Banging Gears and Bumping Metal - A Historical Guide to Hot Rods & Kustoms
     
  22. Bone Daddy
    Joined: Aug 19, 2005
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    When Cars became Hotrods and Custom was King
     
  23. buy this book.....Damn it!
     
  24. bigolds
    Joined: Oct 27, 2006
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    Goddam, some of you guys are really good at this shit!!!!
     
  25. lukescoupe
    Joined: Aug 25, 2008
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    lukescoupe
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    from oklahoma

  26. Mazooma1
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  27. Big Red Cars and other things that go toot toot chugga chugga
     
  28. Casey
    Joined: Nov 8, 2005
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    The closet years .

    when gay meant happy ?

    My first book .

    caution may cause pages to stick together :)

    The traditional smells of hot roding. scratch and sniff book .

    God you'd buy anything you fucking poser! by kirk :cool:

    The cumpumsters guide of cool !
     
  29. gary terhaar
    Joined: Jul 23, 2007
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    gary terhaar
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    from oakdale ny

    Cool will always be cool nomatter when.
     
  30. How about a swipe at the so called " Green Groups"


    "Hot Rodders, the original greenies"

    HOT RODDERS...Recycling old stuff since 1932

    :D
     

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