'Feed Me' 'Cash Converter' 'Neighbor Annoynace Fluid' 'Chemical Ticket Generator' 'Rod Fuel' (yes, cheesy play on 'fuel rod' draw it into a semblance of the old civil defense fallout shelter logo). 'Comittee For Global Warming' with "President" on the cap. (what, you would prefer global cooling maybe??).
My friend Frank has this on the back of his car, I like it a lot. Perhaps just change it to Gas! Lars
"Nectar for the gods of speed." That's pretty cl***ic. I agree it's a bit wordy for a little fuel tank, but I'm definitely going to be saying stuff like that.