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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by rusty48, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. rusty48
    Joined: Jan 8, 2007
    Posts: 467

    rusty48
    Member

    I backed into my 48 and totally ****ed up the door,could somebody please come and kick my ***!
     
  2. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,545

    Mazooma1
    Member

    Stay put! I'm sending some of my guys over!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  3. pecker head
    Joined: Nov 8, 2006
    Posts: 4,450

    pecker head
    Member

    Will you pay air fair ? If so im in !
     
  4. ironandsteele
    Joined: Apr 25, 2006
    Posts: 6,161

    ironandsteele
    Member

    well, the hardest step is admitting it.
     
  5. LEMMING249
    Joined: Sep 2, 2008
    Posts: 140

    LEMMING249
    Member

    That really ****s.......I've got a bad knee..............or I would kick your ***!:eek:

    Get out the torch and the hammer.........let's get to work dammit:D
     
  6. waynejell
    Joined: Jun 29, 2006
    Posts: 511

    waynejell
    Member
    from USA

    (could somebody please come and kick my ***!)


    Now that is Funny...not the fact that you messed up your door:D
     
  7. 41 mopar
    Joined: Nov 7, 2005
    Posts: 202

    41 mopar
    Member

    Could you just back up to the monitor for me........... might save me some gas money.
     
  8. Mattilac
    Joined: Oct 27, 2007
    Posts: 1,156

    Mattilac
    Member

    Pics?? Do we want to see them? :eek:
     
  9. Sorry it happened. Get yourself a designated driver and go out and forget about it.
     
  10. ken1939
    Joined: Jul 5, 2008
    Posts: 1,558

    ken1939

    Yes, pics are required because it will measure the severity of the beating.
     
  11. Smokin' Joe
    Joined: Jul 4, 2006
    Posts: 1,001

    Smokin' Joe
    Member Emeritus

    Only two ways of lookin' at it...either laugh about it or cry, huh?

    If only I was closer... I'd try to oblige
     
  12. Ghost28
    Joined: Nov 23, 2008
    Posts: 3,192

    Ghost28
    Member

    Now that is funny... but sorry about your car. I was putting the back gl*** in my car and thought aw what the heck one more tap on the rubber OOPS...GHOST
     
  13. 61TBird
    Joined: Mar 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,641

    61TBird
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    you need one of these...

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  14. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,919

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    Nah, you'll do the job yourself. I speak from experience...:rolleyes:
     
  15. KillerKustom
    Joined: Aug 28, 2007
    Posts: 286

    KillerKustom
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    I'm sorry that ****s!
     
  16. helmsville
    Joined: Mar 4, 2007
    Posts: 363

    helmsville
    Member

    now that's funny!
     
  17. bonesy
    Joined: Aug 14, 2005
    Posts: 2,999

    bonesy
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    Oh man, I'm sorry. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
     
  18. squigy
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 3,915

    squigy
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    from SO.FLO.

    on my way!!!
     
  19. Onelow34
    Joined: Oct 9, 2007
    Posts: 640

    Onelow34
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    That blows man!
     
  20. 32SEDAN
    Joined: Jul 30, 2008
    Posts: 1,322

    32SEDAN
    Member

    I've done something similar. I know how you feel... D'OH!
     
  21. Allan Songer
    Joined: Apr 25, 2008
    Posts: 141

    Allan Songer
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  22. I know how you feel. I ran over Dad's Buick hood once when I was about 17. Hell, it's just parts fix it or replace it and forget it ever happened. If your buddie's give you a hard time about it just threaten to come park in their driveway's :D
     
  23. Customikes
    Joined: Dec 30, 2008
    Posts: 312

    Customikes
    Member
    from SoCal

    Know the feeling in your gut when you feel that resistance during contact and finally figure out whats happening.

    On the bright side you've made all of our evening much more enjoyable :D

    Let me know when the *** Kicking tour bus departs, I'll be on it for you...

    www.Customikes.com
     
  24. Chopped50Ford
    Joined: Feb 16, 2003
    Posts: 5,854

    Chopped50Ford
    Alliance Vendor

    try kicking yourself in the ****, it should be more painful.

    Sorry to hear about your car... :(
     
  25. ramzoom
    Joined: Apr 25, 2008
    Posts: 382

    ramzoom
    Member
    from California

    The Fiero boys are heading over to see you..Lets hope "kicking" your A** is all thats on the agenda:eek:

    [​IMG]

    I was going to send the Trans-Am boys but they couldnt find their driving gloves..consider yourself lucky:eek:

    [​IMG]
     
  26. Now you need it kicked good and propper, also you need to suffer financialy. Pay for my airfare and I will join Mazoomaz 'Boyz' in kicking....
    Doc.
     
  27. Q
    Joined: Aug 13, 2005
    Posts: 603

    Q
    Member Emeritus

    Remember, there are five stages of grief. You are already at stage five. You made it!


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    1-Denial-"this can't be happening to me." Not accepting or even acknowledging the loss.


    2-Anger-"why me?", feelings of wanting to fight back or get even.


    3-Bargaining-Attempting to make deals with God to stop or change the loss.


    4-Depression-overwhelming feelings of hopelessness, frustration, bitterness, self pity, mourning the loss. Feeling lack of control, feeling numb. Perhaps feeling suicidal.

    5-Acceptance-there is a difference between resignation and acceptance. You have to accept the loss, not just try to bear it quietly. Finding the good that can come out of the pain of loss, finding comfort and healing. Our goals turn toward personal growth.


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    Last edited: Jan 1, 2009
  28. HYPORX
    Joined: Apr 6, 2006
    Posts: 33

    HYPORX
    Member
    from Holland!?

    Meh...
    You've got an excuse to section it now!
     
  29. DRUGASM
    Joined: Dec 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,817

    DRUGASM
    Member

    my biggest fear since my 49 is in the driveway...next to my wifes daily. i know one day i will round the corner to either see her saturn half way into the garage with the door down or get a call about having to fix two cars.

    in the big picture....its only metal. and you are probably still better off than the fella that had his neighbors tree take out his hood, fender, door, and roof.

    like they said in the film ******...."when you reverse, things come at your from behind"

    good luck...and i wear a size 12 if you still need a physical reminder.
     
  30. N.C. outta 12 year old girls????:D

    wrong dudes mazooma , he wants the *** kicking without the **** probe!!
     

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