You know you are old (:}

you know you are old when you see style's come back around---Zenth wires and Dayton wires wheel's were cool when i got into the scene in the middle 80's. here is a pic of a car i built in the 80's early 90's. lets here,from some of the guy's that lived through the scene in the 50's that must me real freaky. thank's Chris

 

hell,the cars i liked 50+ years ago never went out of style.

 

You know you are old when the mother looks as hot to you as the daughter does.

 

ya, i here ya, but think if you filled a barn with Guide headlight in the billet day's of middle 90's, they were cheap, that would be a small fortune. this is just a thought?

 

maybe i should get a barn and fill it with billet??

i love zeniths and daytons! haha but ive been a lowrider guy for nearly 10 years now

 

that's FUNNY!

 

You're old when you commence to diddle and it bends in the middle

 

The trick is to let everything else get old without doing it yourself. Age is just a state of mind. Now how do I convince the body?

 

I still love those Chrome Spokes. My new builds gunna have em. After all those Steelies and Artillery's(which are Cool), I like em again. Yep, I must be getting "OLD". It's coming back around for me.

 

Very funny!

 

Getting older sure beats Not getting older....

 

AMEN!! Any day above ground is a good day!!

 

You know you're old when you take ****** to keep from rolling out of bed......................

 

Hotter!!

 

I remember the day I realized I was old.
I ran a specialty shop in Belleville (POWER TUNE UP) in the late 70s. One day three younger dudes came in and asked me to settle an argument. "Don" they asked. "There is no such thing as a 389 Pontiac is there?" " Well sure there is" I replied . "Dont you remember The Beach Boys song? ---3 deuces and a 4 speed and a 389---. Long silence. They looked at each other and then one said in a small squeaky voice "Who are the Beach Boys?????" I realized right then at that second I had crossed from normal into the land of "the old dudes" and I have never recovered.

 

When your taking your 3AM piss and you fart, but its not a fart.......

 

Old guys know:
Never p*** up an opportunity to take a leak
Never waste an erection
Never trust a fart

 

I must not be old yet, I can still always trust a fart most of the time.

 

I was in the coffee shop sitting with a bunch of older guys when a nice looking lady walked up to the counter. I commented on how good looking she was and was then informed the lady was pushing 60......

 

I know I'm old "AARP" sent me a gold card.

 

You know your old because when you were young, your eyes were blue and your pecker was red instead of the other way around.

 

I am not old I am cl***ic

 

Hell I got an AARP card at 50. That was like gettin' it at 19. Now all I get is medicare supplement and burial **** ...

 

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

 

The cars you think of as "late model, newer cars" are suddenly 30 years old themselves.

 

when all the stuff you played with as a kid is now selling for big bucks on ebay. or as a"new" cool toy at walmart.

 

Now that is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!

 

or ******* on your slippers....

 

You start farting dust.............

 

" I have invented a new type of ******, it's a combination of miracle gro and fix a flat ,it's called flat miracle" Little jimmy ****ens