What's the best Auto "Sayings"/Mantra's

Polishing a turd takes time

Perfectionism is an affliction

If in doubt, give it a clout

Assumption is the mother of a fuckup

They're still making... (whatever you need to fix your fuckup)

 

Good enough for who it's for.

 

Car dealers...

"We've got a seat for every ass"

Warranty? Yeah sure...
"thirty feet or 60 seconds whichever comes first"

 

Chuv-ro-lay, Chuv-ro-let, Shove it home and let it set!

 

If you don’t think so good, don’t do it so often,….
Why tiptoe through life just to arrive safely at death?
Don't be superstitious, for it is unlucky to be superstitious.
Yes, I do not know what I am doing.
Don’t be afraid, it’s only electricity!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
"Finish the thing, do it right the first time and drive the son of a bitch!" Gray Baskerville

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You can't see it from my house
All throttle No bottle

 

We can fix it if it takes every penny you got.

Don't force it...get a bigger hammer.

If you can't make it fast, you can at least make it loud.

Tighten it up 'till it breaks off, then back it off 1/4 turn.

GMC = God's Miserable Curse

Any color looks good...with a couple coats of black over it.

 

It looks good from my house.

It's like a five-dollar whore, she ain't pretty, but she gets the job done.

Looks good..... at 30 feet and 30 mph.

 

Money talks and bull shit walks.

 

when you get done polishing a turd you still have a turd.

 

What we say at the garage-- Good enough for the girls he goes out with.

 

Another one from the Jeepin' world, and rule #1 when deciding whether to take the Jeep offroad...

Don't pretend it's not broken when it really is.

 

righty tighty, lefty loosey.

 

Read my signature

 

"Hotrod parts don't fit!"

 

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

Hard work pays off in the end, but laziness pays off right now.

 

My boss asked me once about an oil leak on a customers car..I told him "It's slobbering like a fresh fucked Fox"

Needless to say he didn't pass my description of the problem on to the customer...LOL

 

when i was runnin a turbo drag bike --- "spool it up and let her eat "
Shop talk ----- "Your either in or your in the way "
For you flat rate mechanics ----"it's all fun and games until someone losses a hour"

 

and I just fucked the last guy so bad I can give ya a deal, or it's got the 50 50 garantee if it breaks in half you own both pieces from so cal used car lots

 

Chevrolet...Cheap Hardly Efficient Vehicle Run On Luck Every Time.

Fiat...First In Asinine Technology..or..Futile Italain Attempt at Transportation

Audi...Another Ugly Damn Import

Ford...F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

 

Fiat; Fix It Again Tony
Pontiac; Poor Old Nincumpoop Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

My Metalshop Teacher ingrained the 6 P's into us and I try to use it every day with everything I set out to do. THis is how he said it: "Precision Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance" Words to live by.

On a lazier less efficient note, "Turn the stereo up 'til you can't hear the knock anymore."
"Go faster and that front end wobble smooths right out."

 

I couldn,t fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

 

Injection is nice , but I'd rather be blown.

 

My grandpa would say, "The problem with the world today is too many people are ridin' on rubber and fartin' through silk."

 

a crossed thread is a tight thread!

 

Crossthread, better 'n loctite

we have the tools, we have the technology.......

 

Real cars don't spin the front wheels they lift them .

Cars,boats,booze and broads, the rest of all my money I just pissed away

There are two things in life where penetration is really important.....and one of them is welding.

Shop rule #1: You have to ask if they are okay before you start laughing

 

(AHEM) Not stationary Engineers!