Tapping a fingernail-what's the best way?

I'm prepping some london broil for the BBQ

Appreciate the laughs and jabs. We're laughin' with you not at you

Mike

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If I heat up that exacto knife and get out my cordless drill do you think I could take these things out??? There a real bitch once it gets cold out like to day....

 

How much are those? 10 bucks or so? And do they come in right hand models?




Excuse the perma-dirt. I worked today.

 

About 15 years ago I had a Detroit Diesel block roll over my pinkie and ring finger on my right hand. Me and 6 guys I was working were lifting it into the scrap metal guys truck. The guys on the other side from me lifted it too high and it rolled towards me and my fingers. I pulled them out just in time before the sharp edge of the engine block sheared them off or I would have lost the pinkie and had half of my ring finger, I did smash the hell out of them though. Kind of freaky to think about now . The guy I was working for was a real ASSHOLE...I love karma, the idiot lost his business, house, and family (they got tired of his shit) a few years ago .

Marty McF.

 

I've put a small drill bit into a Dremel tool with a chuck. clean the bit with peroxide, alcohol or heat. leave only enough bit out the end to get through the nail. I use low speed, but higher RPMs will yeild much more drama and awe from your spectators. If there is enough pressure, it'll make a mess.
We held a guy down at work 20 years ago for this exact procedure when he wouldn't go to a Dr. or do any work 'cause his finger hurt. Wrapped his finger in a piece of shop rag, (cleaned with alcahol cause we care ) and told him to get some work done. When he cried to the boss, he was asked if he could pass the drug test for the injury report. He did more work that night than he had done in months.

 

I haven't had a good finger injury in years, but if we're comparing pics, this was my hand in August. I tried to save a motorcycle that was falling off a lift and failed. Was kind neat, looked like the Terminator's hand inside when I flexed it. The nurses were bringing friends around and saying "make it move again". The ER doc sewed me up great, now it only hurts when I shake hands.

 

Hell that looks like my back.....joe

 

i just went back to work. but ive had compartment syndrome bad enough that part of my leg died and got cut off, so my pain scale is different than most

 

Heythere, I had EXACTLY the same thing 2 1/2 years ago; now they've extended it L-2/S1, thats 10 interlocking pedicle screws, 2,9" titaium rods, plus 2 cross support rods. My back looks like a section of model railroad track on X-Ray. And I hear you about the cold weather! Plus, my neck's as bad as my back, 2 surgeries there and another one coming up. To everyone out there, BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR SPINE, it's the only one you have, and no matter what gets done to it surgically, it can't be "fixed". Butch/56sedandelivery.

 

yhea this was number 4 on the list I hope the last but who knows.... I'm not gentle when i play......

 

" What don't kill you will make you stronger "

 

Son of a bitch!!!

 

Alright you sick bastards...Here is my contribution.

 

No pics, but I did stick an ice pick through the tip of my pinky finger thirteen years ago.

 

Groucho, you'll still be getting tips on this 2 months from now, and your shit will be all healed up!!

 

Thanks for the laughs but why in the hell would you have to self cath yourself ?
That hurts just thinking about it.The only thing worse would be trying to do it with one arm.The fluid store story was good too....

 

The attached thumbnail on a unattached thumbnail ... Now thats funny no matter who ya are

 

Detached thumbnail on attached thumbnail. Good one.

 

The first time I had it done as a kid the doctor did the exacto knife finger drill technique, been using it ever since..anyone ever do their own stitching? its kinda fun, if you can reach it...

 

OH MY GOD!!!! Suck it up Princess!!! I blow my nails off my fingers and thumbs on a regular basis and always seem to have blood under the nail. I have used a utility knife blade but usually the nail is blown right off. One time I did this and taped it up with blue tape and kept working. It kept bleeding so I had to get it looked at. 12 stitches on the nail bed. When I do it, it just reminds me that I am still living.

 

put your nuts in the vice while you're drilling and your finger wont hurt at all...

 

I´we heard (from expert) that if you have anykind of pain(or somthing is buggin you) , you can allways get away with this neat trick : Put toothpicks under your footfingernails and kick the wall , hard! After that you dont even remember what was wrong before!

 

Father Groucho's F#$k up confession thread ....

 

Do you mean toenails?

 

Well you should try it out, it's fun!

 

What the fuck this isn't traditional whats it doing on this board !

It's fucking billet,

It should be wood or rusty iron or something.

Fucking chainer