From: abdul i am glad to meet u am also a member of this site , i am computer engineer which i am jobless in my country which its Nigeria please any assist u can render for me i will be greatful if i can hear good news from u. thanks I don't know what to think?is someone screwing with me?
Will everyone on the HAMB please send me just one five dollar bill so I can feed my starving children, (or buy a Brookville '32 roadster body)? (I don't have any children, that I know of..)
Tell him you just won the lottery, and are looking for a financial advisor. You'll have a penpal for life. Mutt
Just checked my PM's, it was there, word for word. Either someone's having a joke or someone's trying to pull a scam.
I got this one today. From: Mrs. Sarah Aminu London-UK I am the above named person from Kuwait but now undergoing medical treatment now in London. I am married to Dr.Usman Walter Aminu who worked with Kuwait embassy in London-UK for nine years, before he died in the year 2000. We were both married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both Christians and since his death I decided to not re-marry outside my matrimonial home . When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$17.6Million (seventeen Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with a finance/security company in Europe.Presently, this money is still with the Finance/Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Six months due to my cancer illness problem. Haven known my condition I have decided to donate this fund to a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want interested individual that will use this to fund help churches, orphanages ,widows and propagating the Gospel and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that it is more Blessed to give than to receive I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. You can send your response or interest to my lawyer who has in possesion the relevant documents that will enable you claim the funds from the Finance/security company. Name:Barr Micheal Inzaghi MICHEALINZAGHI & ASSOCIATES(UK) Remain blessed in the name of the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs. Sarah Aminu.
I got this one a while back. Might be a scam... "Attn. I am Mr. Flathead Von Offenhauser, a blinker oil salesman in SoCal (Southern Calcutta), I discovered a dormant barn with a large amount of early American hotrods valued $6,570,000.00 (six million five hundred and seventy thousand us dollars... thirty-five million canadian... one-hundred-ten million on eBay). Upon my investigation I discovered it belonged to one of our late clients Dr. J Michiganbitches that tragically drowned in a vat of lock-out coolant in Febtober 1998. I got your details in my search for any possible relation to Dr. J Michiganbitches . Unfortunately the de-iced died along with his orcabetty in the accident which became aparent for me to search for the kin to Dr. J Michiganbitches. The car club law here stipulates that if any ride remains undriven for a period of six years, it will be forfeited to the club as it has and would be decalred as unfinished project and the car will be sent to the clubs garage. A gold chainer cannot stand as a kin to a rodder. It is upon this discovery that I have decided to contact you to ensure that the rods are used for some driveable projects as they ought to be instead of using the cars for malicious trailering purposes, if you get this mail please know that your name came up in the hambeology search for Dr. J Michiganbitches family. If you are willing to assist retrieve the cars and place in a workshop pending when the actual relation of Dr. J Michiganbitches would be found you can indicate so by your response to germluvsnads@jalopyjournal.com I will need to intimate you on how we would go about scrounging the release of the hot rods to you. Anticipating your urgent reply, and looking forward to intimating you. Viva da HAMB, Flathead Von Offenhauser"
Maybe he could sell the computer he's typing on if he's so hungry. Hell, he's a rich man in Africa if he has a computer.
I got a whole rash of those a couple weeks ago. I think they all went to the same language butchering skammers workshop. All the ones I got were various forms of deceased former dignitarys who had 80 gazillion dollars and wanted me to help them get it out of the country for half. One named Elizibeth Sawe I played for a week or so and ask her for money which really pissed her off. I think they do get their leads off large sites like this one. Once I put two Ford Expedition rear ends in the classifieds and got 4 scam offers on those. The one where they have a $4000 refund check and I would need to sent the balance to them. Screw with them and waste their time, then after a week or so tell them what scumsucking pigs they really are.
Here's another I know my message will come to you as a surprise,first of all, I will like to say Compliment of the season to you, I am Miss Sandara Christopher and writing to you from ABIDJAN-IVOIRY COAST WEST AFRICA .I hope you will Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.I beleive that you will be a trustworthy person that i can do business with and I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business. My father Mr Kingsley Christopher was a very wealthy DIAMOND DEALER, the economic capital of SIERRE LOANE,He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was very small and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of our father on october 2003 in a private hospital here in ABIDJAN-IVOIRY COAST, he secretly called me by his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Twelve million ,three hundred thousand United State Dollars.USD ($12.300,000) deposited in one of the SECURITY COMPANIES and that he used my name as his first daugther for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund .Although according to him the security compeny do not know the actual contents of the box for he deposited it as a family treasure. He also explained to me that it was because of this that he was poisoned by his business associates.That I should seek for a Foreign partner in a country of my choice who will help me reatieve the obx from the company and then transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management . Sir, I are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways: 1)To please come and help me retreve the box from the security company and to provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to. 2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22years old. 3)To make a feasibility study and recommend some worthwhile business investments which flourishes there in your country, My approach is in view of our ill-experience in business. This fund been the basis of our future and business ambition,your honest assistance and advise will be appreciated so much while relying on your guidance for profitable business establishment in your country. 4)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country. Moreover,I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. I will forward all the documents concerning this deposit to your interest to assist me in this my situation and we believe that this transaction would will bring us together on your signify interest to assist me. Please, Help me to get out of this terrible situation and my Almigthy God will bless you. antcipating to hear from you soon. Thanks and God bless. Best regards Miss Sandara Christopher .
[ QUOTE ] I got this one a while back. Might be a scam... "Attn. I am Mr. Flathead Von Offenhauser, a blinker oil salesman in SoCal (Southern Calcutta), I discovered a dormant barn with a large amount of early American hotrods valued $6,570,000.00 (six million five hundred and seventy thousand us dollars... thirty-five million canadian... one-hundred-ten million on eBay). Upon my investigation I discovered it belonged to one of our late clients Dr. J Michiganbitches that tragically drowned in a vat of lock-out coolant in Febtober 1998. I got your details in my search for any possible relation to Dr. J Michiganbitches . Unfortunately the de-iced died along with his orcabetty in the accident which became aparent for me to search for the kin to Dr. J Michiganbitches. The car club law here stipulates that if any ride remains undriven for a period of six years, it will be forfeited to the club as it has and would be decalred as unfinished project and the car will be sent to the clubs garage. A gold chainer cannot stand as a kin to a rodder. It is upon this discovery that I have decided to contact you to ensure that the rods are used for some driveable projects as they ought to be instead of using the cars for malicious trailering purposes, if you get this mail please know that your name came up in the hambeology search for Dr. J Michiganbitches family. If you are willing to assist retrieve the cars and place in a workshop pending when the actual relation of Dr. J Michiganbitches would be found you can indicate so by your response to germluvsnads@jalopyjournal.com I will need to intimate you on how we would go about scrounging the release of the hot rods to you. Anticipating your urgent reply, and looking forward to intimating you. Viva da HAMB, Flathead Von Offenhauser" [/ QUOTE ] HA! So that's what you do all day in St.Catharines, running two businesses my ass!
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