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definition of 'deuce'

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by FastAndLoose, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. FastAndLoose
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
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    damn nice!
     
  2. acey duecey
     
  3. 6t5frlane
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    from New York

    It's a good old Kiss song. Everybody knows that.................ha ha
     
  4. A hard-on
     
  5. Zookeeper
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    This statement reminds me of a story, last summer, my brother and I went to a one-day show in Ukiah, Ca. Since he's a parapalegic, I went over to help him wipe his car down from the drive. I was kneeling down, trying to get the last of the deceased bugs off the grille, when a guy walked up and started talking about his '32 sedan. He told us that it's not a hot rod, like yours, and it's unrestored, but it runs and he's often wnated to bring it down here, blah, blah. Then he launched into a speech on Model B's vs Model 18's, and all the details that seprate the two. Then he asked if we knew whether my brother's car came with a 4 cyl or a V8 originally. Now mind you, the red sedan in my avatar is the one in question, and I know the pic is small, but Ray Charles can see it's a Model A and not a Duece! This walking encyclopedia "schooled" us for 30 minutes on 1932 triva and had no idea the car he was in front of was a '30-'31 sedan!

    Maybe he thought it was an "early '32"
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  6. banjorear
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    I just spit cereal all over my computer screen after reading this one. That's funny. It takes deuce or two.
     
  7. bigjohnson
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    and dont forget the deuce and a quarter.........

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Jersey Meathook
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    ha!
     
  9. gnichols
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    from Tampa, FL

    No one has mentioned the "devil" yet? Deuce is 2, II, and the devil to me. Surprisingly, never ever heard anyone use it as slang taking a shit. Sheltered life? Gary
     
  10. Abomination
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    Abomination
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    You know, as in, "Goin' number two?"

    ~Jason

     
  11. propwash
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    Isn't the Double Deuce the name of the dance club in "Road House"??

    Maybe the owner was married to a fat chick? or like using both hands to flip people off? or spent a lot of time on the shitter? or had two 1932 Fords? or maybe none of the above?

    And if you put a 31 body on a 32 frame - you probably have an "Acey-Deucey".

    dj
     
  12. theladylux
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    This thread cracks me up.
     
  13. Deuce Daddy Don
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    Can't believe how this thread went SOUTH so FAST, & so many can't even spell "DEUCE"!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------Don
     
  14. duece...doutsche...deuce...doush...all the same :D
     
  15. I don't understand Deuce Daddy Don, Did you forget where you are?
    This thread Was doomed from the start.

    Doose:p
     
  16. junkcad
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    what about................. a deuce ana quata ...........that'd be a buick electra 225
    & also a deuce five.......... that'd be a .25 cal gun
    this thread is pretty funny
     
  17. torchmann
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    torchmann
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    also...
    425 buick deuce and a quarter
    6ply 2.5 ton = deuce and a half

    don't take every definition as legit. everything means something different to some people and if you've been on the internet much you'll realize some apparently normal looking people eat poop and like it.
    2 girls and a cup...
    peanut butter jelly time...
    why ask why, just stay the f*&k away from them wierdo's.
     
  18. Rickybop
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    Every 32 Ford is a Deuce, but not every deuce is a 1932 Ford.
     
  19. Weasel
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    What - no tennis jokes yet???
     
  20. Tony
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    A kid came in the shop i work at and wanted to know if we could mount his "deucie-deucie's" ....referring to 22" wheels he had....
    Got a big kick out of that!

    Umm...Deuce...32 Ford as was mentioned..
     
  21. 2Hep
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    Not to mention the more popular Roadster Version. Which was the ideal car to get cheap, if buying from a scrap yard, this was the body style that had less weight. If on the frame it could easily be adapted to a Flathead V8 that was souped up, and bolted right in. Easily done even if it were a Model B with the 4 banger.
     
  22. Mazooma1
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  23. 2Hep
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    But to get to your question, only '32 Fords are considered "Deuces". No other make. Most likely because the other makes weren't readily available and were all set up with goofy suspensions and inline motors. The Fords were popular because Old Man Henry was cheap, and many many parts interchange through out the run of his lil V8. Suspension was simple, and a whole aftermarket parts supply started up around the Ford, starting in 1932. (Well before that, with the 4 bangers and the dawn of the auto, but for the sake of me rambling, the parts we all know and love and the names we have today Edlebrock, Edmunds, Evans etc. pretty much started with the Flathead Ford V8 and became what they are today)
     
  24. Obviously you don't know about the very early '32 sedan that used a '31 body and a '32 grille. Came out at the very first of the model year. You need to study up!! :rolleyes:
     
  25. hog mtn dave
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    Now that's using your head. I hadn't thought of the deuce fastener. :rolleyes: Excellent.
     
  26. torchmann
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    Did a "soup up" job involve the actual application of soup?
     
  27. LarzBahrs
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    from Sacramento

    So thats how dzus is pronounced! I though it was dooze :D
     
  28. retromotors
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    I always thought it was pronounced "zoose".

    Then again, I'm from Mississippi so what the hell do I know?:rolleyes:
     

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