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What if....money was no object

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by seesko, Mar 3, 2009.

  1. Would you buy or build?? Car(s), Dream garage? Air plane, Boat. Etc?:rolleyes:
     
  2. KUSTOM 50
    Joined: Sep 20, 2005
    Posts: 250

    KUSTOM 50
    Member

    build some , and probably by a few already done
     
  3. 2manybillz
    Joined: May 30, 2005
    Posts: 843

    2manybillz
    Member

    How much for your women?
     
  4. CJ Steak
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
    Posts: 1,377

    CJ Steak
    Member
    from Texas

    Start with 1900 and end with 1964. Buy my personal favorite top 10 cars, boats, trucks, airplanes, or anything else with an engine for each year.

    That's what I'd do.
     
  5. 60'coupe
    Joined: Dec 21, 2006
    Posts: 874

    60'coupe
    Member

    First I would buy a thick *** GOLD CHAIN !
    60'
     
  6. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    I vaguely remember having some money at one time...
     
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  7. I would by youth as in age !! Hell you can get hot-rods anywhere !!! >>>>.
     
  8. D.W.
    Joined: Jun 5, 2004
    Posts: 2,070

    D.W.
    Member
    from Austin Tx.

    If?

    If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
     
  9. CJ Steak
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
    Posts: 1,377

    CJ Steak
    Member
    from Texas


    If money was no object, you could make that happen.
     
  10. D.W.
    Joined: Jun 5, 2004
    Posts: 2,070

    D.W.
    Member
    from Austin Tx.

  11. "two chicks at the same time"
     
  12. If you had **** in one hand, and "if" in another... which one weighs more?

    Sam
     
  13. Mine or your own? :p
     
  14. oilslinger53
    Joined: Apr 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,500

    oilslinger53
    Member
    from covina CA

    I'd finally be able to finance that invisibility hat that I've always wanted to invent.
    and I'd buy a new set of electric ****** clamps.
     
  15. You guys are no damn fun.
     
  16. I suppose a lot of us wouldn't be on here.
     
  17. CJ Steak
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
    Posts: 1,377

    CJ Steak
    Member
    from Texas

    What if the hand holding the **** was abnormally smaller than the other, so it evened out?
     
  18. First, I'd build an all aluminum, double throwdown, supercharged, stroked and bored, fuel injected, hemi powered, 6 speed, lowered, louvered, chopped, channelled, sectioned, nosed, decked, pin striped, scalloped, tuck and rolled, flame throwing motherf#cking scare old ladies and young children honest to god hot rod.

    Then I would start buying old mopars that someone put sbc's in and fix that problem.

    Then I would work on world peace. :D
     
  19. Dan Hay
    Joined: Mar 16, 2007
    Posts: 6,464

    Dan Hay
    Member

    I'd be this guy. It's Bad Bob's brother, Limo Bob... but they're never at the same place at the same time... hmmmm...


    [​IMG]
     
  20. 38FLATTIE
    Joined: Oct 26, 2008
    Posts: 4,349

    38FLATTIE
    Member
    from Colorado

    You guys are funny!

    I'd do just what i'm doing.
     
  21. Michael Pukash
    Joined: Mar 1, 2006
    Posts: 256

    Michael Pukash
    Member

    I'd still tinker but would look for projects in better shape to start with. Ya, I would also buy Bud instead of Coors!
     
  22. Newbomb Turk
    Joined: Feb 27, 2009
    Posts: 615

    Newbomb Turk
    Member

    I'd buy every over-restored, #'s matching, pampered trailer queen and drive the **** out of it. Especially muscle stuff, HEMI cars, LS6 cars, 6 Pack cars, etc. I'd beat the tar outta those. :D That's what they were built for anyways. :cool:
     
  23. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,545

    Mazooma1
    Member

    Holy ****...it would be like a family reunion in Hell or man, I dunno, maybe in a strip club or Walmart or sumptin..

    [​IMG]
     
  24. pasadenahotrod
    Joined: Feb 13, 2007
    Posts: 11,772

    pasadenahotrod
    Member
    from Texas

    8 cars, one for each day of the week and a spare to take the place of breakdowns.
    Nothing newer than 1968.
     
  25. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
    Posts: 13,401

    Von Rigg Fink
    Member
    from Garage

    I'd go buy an island and have my own government (or lack of)

    keep at least 5 Hot Rods of different era's
    a Nice Yaght ( a big boat..dont know how to spell Yaght..so screw it)
    Nice home or homes in a few select cities on the main land..(not saying what main land)
    and a nice twin corp, Jet like a Citation or a Falcon 500..
    im sure i could keep adding to the list..

    but i would give to charities also and stay out of the lime light completely
     
  26. New Old Fart
    Joined: Nov 19, 2008
    Posts: 147

    New Old Fart
    Member

    I would like to be 2 cars ahead of Leno
     

  27. Best answer...you win!
     
  28. creepyjackalope
    Joined: Apr 4, 2007
    Posts: 560

    creepyjackalope
    Member

    I would buy "May Cause Dangerous" and put supremes on it.

    Who knows, I would probably start by getting good and drunk.
     
  29. Gerg
    Joined: Feb 27, 2006
    Posts: 1,828

    Gerg
    Member

    I would have a killer rockstar yah i know i am not shooting to high but hey it's what i like
     

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