Art & Inspiration Photoshop help, I know, I know, I know. Please.

Could someone please photoshop this car for me. It is my girlfriends car, she just got it 2 weeks ago. I am trying to talk her into lowering it a little, some asto-supremes, skinny whites, and some bellflower tips. Thank you in advance. <br><br>

 

dont get mad. I did the best I can. Added a blower motor, dingle balls, and a purple flake top.<p>

 

Thanks Jack ***. Looks like a retarded ra**** did that. Turn off your computer and go away.
Are there any serious takers.

 

Can you get a better picture of it? the angle is good but it would be nice to have the whole car in frame and a closed hood.

 

Yeah, I'll get a better pic. Thanks

 

I think you've been spending too much time working on Kirk!s car....

 

I think Mr. Seret's example executes style and good taste, i would definitely head in that direction with it. Everybody knows microsoft paint is more traditional than photoshop anyway............

 

I am positive someone else can do a better job than me... but here is my shot at it...

 

With a better photo maybe.

 

Now goddammit, that's funny right there!

 

Here's one that might work...
I did suicide back doors and cut the roof off, also chopped the windshield a couple inches, Chrome Reverse wheels, whitewalls and slammed it!!!

 

that's a little harsh...he's just trying to help!

 

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EASY BRO! I just kidding around. But I don’t think a rac**** that can draw in photo shop can be considered retarded.

 

He's got a point there. I struggle with Photoshop so if I ran into a rac**** that could do something that well, I'd buy him a drink. And another one to wash his hands in!

 

damn why so harsh?? Matt is only 17 and in 2nd grade...I like it!

 

I think I just **** a wooden nickel laughing so hard at this

 

I like Seret's version. I's just take that rendering to Foose and tell him to match it.

 

Send twochops a PM, maybe he can help you also...but in the mean time, I think everyone (and maybe a ra****) will be chiming in on this until you can get a good side shot...so brace yourself, and maybe grab a beer

 

that ****s funny ..

 

haha. these guys on this site man, they get all pissed off about stuff like this. haha this is funny. gold chaining 100%er ***gots

 

lol nice job seret! the dingle balls were a nice touch!

 

Hey, at least nobody has suggested the name *** Dumpster for it.

 

May I suggest a name for it? I kinda like *** dumpsterr....





baaahahahahahaa I'm just messin...

 

Is it cool because it's old?

 

awesome. great. comedy hour on the hamb. thats the best side of this car sickness. humour. when i first started hangin round hotrodders @ ten years old, there was much humor and sillyness. there still is and it aint confined to any country. its one of the best free things in life.

 

My neighbor IS a retarded rac****, and he is offended that you would think he couldn't do better with Microsoft Paint!

...I thought the dingo balls were done in poor taste, think of the suffering of those poor, ball-less dingoes...

 

you guys gotta quit!!!!

I can barely see the screen through the tears from laughing so hard!!!

 

Now now gents we'd better knock off these prejudiced comments about rac****s before PETA or the NAACP gets involved and poor Ryan winds up with a lawsuit on his hands....

 

HAHAHA. You two crack me up!