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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Anderson, Sep 5, 2004.

  1. Anderson
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  2. hollywud
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    Im speechless.......What the HELL is that and WHO is the retard responsible? [​IMG]
     
  3. That's fucking awesome. Think of all the bitches.
     
  4. hollywud
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    since you put it that way! [​IMG]
     
  5. Boyd Who
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    Poster car for the "Your brain, your brain on drugs" TV commercials!
     
  6. hollywud
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    I'd like to play a game...Name what it USED to be
     
  7. Hellbilly_Buzzard
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    It looks like a rice shop built its first hot rod.
     
  8. gregg
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    Cutlass?!? Oh yeah, I see it now.
     
  9. Anderson
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    Yeah....it USED to be a '70-'72 cutlass convertible.

    Dig the double lake pipes.
     
  10. The37Kid
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    "Frends don't let friends build cars on crack."
     
  11. GomezGarage
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    Hey, Im from Tennessee. Should I bow my head in shame? America is a free country but this should be outlawed.
     
  12. Levis Classic
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    Just think of the time and money that went into this. If they channeled their skils(loose term) the right direction something cool could be built!
     
  13. Revhead
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    Hell yeah! Back off Kojack, you'd just ruin it with a visor anyways. [​IMG]. I'm gonna bid on that bad mo-chine. Hey Think Merc50 would let me store it in front of his house.

    Having said that I feel nauseous.
     
  14. BUICKNAILHEAD
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    cutlass with corvette ass end... ewww. WTF!!! What a waste of money. He might as well have just went out and bought that Hyundai scoupe and at least came home with a warrenty.

    Fuckin idiot...


    NAILHEAD
     
  15. Taste and talent do not always walk hand in hand.
     
  16. manyolcars
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    didja notice she doesnt want anyone to contact her? she musta got tired of the comments
     
  17. When I was a kid, I'd make up a disgusting concoction of everything that was in the pantry, just so I could threaten my siblings with it.

    I ruined a couple of cans of perfectly good pork and beans...
     
  18. Revhead
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    check out the awesome rear facing L-88 hood scoop on the trunk.
     
  19. hollywud
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    the builder and the friend should both be shot [​IMG]
     
  20. "This beauty would make an awesome new Bond mobile"

    Ah, yes... Bond (played by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boyz) teams up with Elvis and they cleverly disguise themselves as slack-jawed tweakers. Rosanne Barr will be the new Bond girl, and the villain is played by Richard Simmons.

    Obviously, this person has their feet planted firmly on sane ground. [​IMG]
     
  21. hollywud
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    I bet this car once belonged to Rick James
     
  22. Muttley
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    [​IMG]
    This guy likes it.
     
  23. hollywud
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    Holy Shit!....Its Rick James............That pic just SCREAMS "superfreak" [​IMG]
     
  24. BELLM
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    Paint it flat black, put some wide whites & apple green steelies on it.................then pour 5 gallons of gas on it and burn the POS.
     
  25. Gracie
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Hey, Im from Tennessee. Should I bow my head in shame? America is a free country but this should be outlawed.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Don't blame it on Tennessee, that's a Florida tag!
     
  26. KnuckleDragger
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    that car is fugly, whats up with the wanna be rocket booster on the rear wing?? And they want 7,000 and up for that thing... Damn, some one should lay the crack pipe down and step away..

    Jonney
     
  27. [ QUOTE ]
    "Frends don't let friends build cars on crack."

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Right on, crack is always a good way to explain brain farts.

    Looks like someone has a little toooooooo much time on their hands.
     
  28. [ QUOTE ]
    Hell yeah! Back off Kojack, you'd just ruin it with a visor anyways. [​IMG]. I'm gonna bid on that bad mo-chine. Hey Think Merc50 would let me store it in front of his houss.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    RUIN IT? A visor would just MAKE that car... he could get at least 15 dollars for the car if it had a VISOR!
     
  29. Chaz
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    Y'know, about once a week we get a post like this. It indicates there are a lot of excellent bodymen with absolutely no taste!! A lot of time and money go into these messes,and we never hear about the metalsmiths that build them. Why can't some of these builders work on rods that have proportion and style? They obviously have the ability. The only one of these "out of proportion" builders that ever got a name was Barris. Who are these guys?
     
  30. Steel Phoenix
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    [ QUOTE ]
    "Frends don't let friends build cars on crack."

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Crack, hell! These guys were snorting AJAX!!!!

    Slow day at the shop

    Spare parts

    And the wonderful blue powder...

    Yep, that's a recipe for disaster if I ever saw one.
     

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