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  1. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
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    bike would be a honda super hawk

    yes thats a vance and hines box behind me. jealous?

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    What, fav bike wouldnt be a Ducati, or Aprilia, or MV Agusta? Jeezz.

    Jealous? Yes! I would love to design bike or car stuff for a living!
     
  2. Rand Man
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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    Hi Alicia,
    Do you pronounce it “a-lee-see-yah”? I mounted an aluminum fuel cell in the bed on my ’72 Chevy PU. It works out great. I knew a girl whose family was into the car scene when I lived up there. Do you have an older sister named Flannery?
     
  3. theodore
    Joined: Nov 28, 2003
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    "The truck is in the middle of a 5 year restoration/street rod conversion. It's in pieces everywhere. Zigs front end, 283, all wheel disc, rack n pinion, etc... "

    Man, I wish I had ***s, that way I could post I was building a streetrod and not get ripped apart for it, oh and I could play with them all the time [​IMG]
     
  4. Mass Butcher
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
    Posts: 361

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    Jeez, over 950 views! What wicked power the female yields! [​IMG]
    Welcome aboard. Sounds like you have a great job and you have come to the right place for some great knowledge and advice!
     
  5. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    I was getting a lil annoyed by this thread pushing my request for ***istance down to page two constantly, until I saw this:

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    “Don't you have to ride an american bike in order to work for Kuryakyn?”

    “No way....eeew.”


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    You rock!! [​IMG]
     
  6. 38Chevy454
    Joined: Oct 19, 2001
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    Alicia, welcome, you will do OK around here, Good job so far. Your tastes will change if you hang out here long enough. You will start to lean towards the older American stuff and more traditional styling.

    Hey Theodore pull your head out of your *** - you might be surprised to know how many people on here with fat fender type rides have "street rod" IFS. I suppose you think all the so-what guys 47-54 Chevy trucks really **** because they are on S-10 frames? It would be a shame if someone actually installed disc brakes on a car to improve the stopping? Do not even try to count how many people have other subframes or Must II front suspensions on their cars......

    Now if you are talking a traditional fenderless rod, it better have a beam axle and some nice drum brakes. An A or deuce must have the solid axle to look right, even with fenders. But on a fat fender type truck like Alicia has, running the stock solid axle is not the best solution. She may design billet junk for the weekend Harley crowd, but I do not think that she has mentioned putting/building her truck into billet monstrosity? At least I hope that is what I interpret from the previous posts.
     
  7. BigDdy31
    Joined: Jul 31, 2002
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    Well I guess it's time for the Big Daddy to take his turn. Welcome to the HAMB doll. We'll try to get you some hip waders to get through all the drool and B.S. LOL

    And no earl schieb, it's because she's a cute girl. I don't think we get any kinder and gentler than we already are. Hell, I'm a little chafed at being THIS kind and gentle. [​IMG] I feel like there should at least be introductory spankings for all the new girl members.

    Now I'm going to go take a cold shower and try not to email her naked pictures of my BSA. [​IMG]

    Have fun little miss Alicia,

    Big Daddy Eric
     
  8. Upchuck
    Joined: Mar 19, 2004
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    from Canada BC

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    Man, I wish I had ***s, that way I could post I was building a streetrod and not get ripped apart for it, oh and I could play with them all the time [​IMG]


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    if you were a girl would you be a lesbian to? [​IMG]
     
  9. jalopy43
    Joined: Jan 12, 2002
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    Hello Alicia! Welcome to the hamb. Will you marry me?? [​IMG] Waut a miniute,I think my wife just got home... [​IMG] Nevermind, Good to have you aboard. Glenn
     

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  10. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
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    Alicia

    I have nothing of chrome or billet what so ever on my truck aside from the $20 summit air cleaner....lack of anything else to use. I had a k&n flamed air cleaner but I sold it. Got it for free from work and sold it for $110. Thats how that works. Nothing we make here by the way is billet. Its all chrome, the idea being the bike should look like a drop of liquid metal. No seams, lines, anything....
    I however prefer seams up stockings, as I am sure most of you guys around here do also.
    So here boys...we should raffle a date off with me to pay for the server around here. I get a date with a studly hamb boy, and they pay thru the nose! hehe
    Swf 22 in search of greaser hot rod type, to help fund my endless projects. hot rods are a plus, especially ones with lopey cams and ugly paint!
    Get in line boys...lol (man this is fun!!) thanks for cheering me up and making me not feel so worthless. hehe
    by the way, I would love a bobber any day, however, the type of riding I do wouldn't take nicely to a bobber. I used to race Ducatis, and no, I wouldnt want another one.
     
  11. theodore
    Joined: Nov 28, 2003
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    I'm not saying it's wrong, just saying if a guy posted that he'd get ripped. More power to her for doing it herself tho, that's cool. And yes, I'm a raging ****. And the SoWhat trucks are kill. Drum brakes work fine tho.
     
  12. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
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    Alicia

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    Hi Alicia,
    Do you pronounce it “a-lee-see-yah”? I mounted an aluminum fuel cell in the bed on my ’72 Chevy PU. It works out great. I knew a girl whose family was into the car scene when I lived up there. Do you have an older sister named Flannery?


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    no sisters for me, barely have a brother. hes a half bro and havent seen him in 5 years +. its pronounced ah-lee-sha but i go by ali like alley cat most of the time...
     

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  13. Mass Butcher
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
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    So here boys...we should raffle a date off with me to pay for the server around here. I get a date with a studly hamb boy, and they pay thru the nose! hehe
    Swf 22 in search of greaser hot rod type, to help fund my endless projects. hot rods are a plus, especially ones with lopey cams and ugly paint!
    Get in line boys...lol (man this is fun!!) thanks for cheering me up and making me not feel so worthless. hehe
    by the way, I would love a bobber any day, however, the type of riding I do wouldn't take nicely to a bobber.

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    I will be the first to step up on this un-official auction. As long as I keep telling myself that it's for a good cause.
    If the money goes to charity(HAMB), is it still considered pros***ution?? [​IMG]
     
  14. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
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    Alicia

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    I will be the first to step up on this un-official auction. As long as I keep telling myself that it's for a good cause.
    If the money goes to charity(HAMB), is it still considered pros***ution?? [​IMG]

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    hahahaha I never said u would get any...thats all your imagination....
     
  15. Mass Butcher
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
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    Yeah, I thought of that after I wrote it!

    I guess if I want to pay alot of money out and not get any, I'll just stay married. [​IMG]
     
  16. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
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    Alicia

    keep that piece of wisdom to youself! I and many other women would like to get married someday. We dont need the truth floating around the internet!!
     
  17. 38pickup
    Joined: Aug 11, 2004
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    But what would the starting price be.... That's a real hard one not to offend anyone [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  18. Mass Butcher
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
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    Mass Butcher
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    No way. Your womanly secrets must come out! Don't worry, most of us know anyway, we just play stupid. I do=I don't

    [​IMG]
    BTW: I think you'll fit in fine around here.
     
  19. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    from Garner, NC

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    by the way, I would love a bobber any day, however, the type of riding I do wouldn't take nicely to a bobber. I used to race Ducatis, and no, I wouldnt want another one.

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    well now you lose points, wouldn't want another Ducati, does that mean you're afraid of fast bikes? and a properly set up bobber will definately do the twisties, just in case you're implying that it's wouldn't....
     
  20. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
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    Yeah, yeah, welcome and all that. How about more pictures of yourself? [​IMG]
     
  21. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
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    What just happened?

    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore toto.
     
  22. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
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    Alicia

  23. wow your a hambers dream welcome
     
  24. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
    Posts: 31

    Alicia

    a hambers dream eh? i dont think thats a compliment is it? i dunno. cant say i have dated a hamber, but i did have the hots for one lurker on here...
     
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    cant say i have dated a hamber, but i did have the hots for one lurker on here...

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    Lemme guess, that lurker would be Mr. Jesse James....?
     
  26. Gas_Tires_Oil
    Joined: Feb 27, 2003
    Posts: 757

    Gas_Tires_Oil
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    Just when I start thinkin my wife isn't really that big a biotch, a chick like you joins the HAMB and makes me realise she most definately is a big biotch! LOL [​IMG] She could care less about my cars, interests, etc... [​IMG]

    Welcome aboard.
     
  27. ChuckleHead_Al
    Joined: Mar 29, 2004
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    You guys act like you've never talked to a girl before..
    Pathetic..
     
  28. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
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    You guys act like you've never talked to a girl before..
    Pathetic..

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    I was just thinking that very thing.........
     
  29. Swedester
    Joined: Aug 21, 2004
    Posts: 451

    Swedester
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    welcome!I wondered what was up whith this intro,then I saw that pic off you on that rock,hot,likes cars and bikes,that oughta draw some att. here!what kind of ducati did you use to race?I´ll just say this:when you heard a 916 or 996 up close,all harleys sound like mopeds in comparison!
     
  30. Alicia
    Joined: Sep 7, 2004
    Posts: 31

    Alicia

    I had a 97 Monster 750, see pix. It was a fun little bike. Comfortable, yet power was lacking, and handling could be alot better....maintenence *****...
    Ducatis are ***y, the most ***y bike ever, yet, I really got burned out by all the things people rip on u for owning a Duc. All the rumors are true.

    Yeah these boys around here are pretty sad, but its amusing on my behalf. I am like one of the guys, so I dont get offended easily.
     
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