Im new...

welcome to the hamb, ******

 

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thanks for the warm welcome, JOHN

didnt i see your pic on st. pauls pros***ion convictions web site?

 

yeah, I'm pictured playing frisbee with Mackauly Culkin

 

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welcome to the hamb, ******

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thanks for the warm welcome, JOHN

didnt i see your pic on st. pauls pros***ion convictions web site?



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ah yes...here it is


http://www.kqrs.com/goout.asp?u=http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/pros***ution_photos_current.html

 

I love to hear someone call a bunch of folks who just welcomed you to their "garage" sad. High school is over folks lets get back to cars thank you very much!

 

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ducatis arent fast, they are slow tanks...
I had a 97 Monster 750, see pix. It was a fun little bike. Comfortable, yet power was lacking, and handling could be alot better....maintenence *****...
Ducatis are ***y, the most ***y bike ever, yet, I really got burned out by all the things people rip on u for owning a Duc. All the rumors are true.

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First off I believe your problem is you ride like a girl..
they're not tanks, nor maintenence *****s. You bought a monster and probably expected it to perform like a 999, not gonna happen. They need to ridden differently than your garden variety rice rocket. The big thing with the maintenence is you have to check the valves regularly, not adjust, but check. it's usually only every third time that they need adjustment. The key is they need to be adjusted when needed, that's why you need to check them regularly, now if you learn how to do this yourself it's no biggie, if you take it to your local shop they are going to ream you. They are trying to perpetuate the myth. Most Ducati dealers are no better than the Harley dealers as far as their rates.

Now the little old '85 Ducati 650 you see below begs to differ,now if you would like toshow me how fast you little Yamadog is, please step up.

 

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I love to hear someone call a bunch of folks who just welcomed you to their "garage" sad. High school is over folks lets get back to cars thank you very much!

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it aint for me!

 

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First off I believe your problem is you ride like a girl..
they're not tanks, nor maintenence *****s. You bought a monster and probably expected it to perform like a 999, not gonna happen. They need to ridden differently than your garden variety rice rocket. The big thing with the maintenence is you have to check the valves regularly, not adjust, but check. it's usually only every third time that they need adjustment. The key is they need to be adjusted when needed, that's why you need to check them regularly, now if you learn how to do this yourself it's no biggie, if you take it to your local shop they are going to ream you. They are trying to perpetuate the myth. Most Ducati dealers are no better than the Harley dealers as far as their rates.

Now the little old '85 Ducati 650 you see below begs to differ,now if you would like toshow me how fast you little Yamadog is, please step up.

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I did all the work on it myself, but I got it used with about 5k on it. The person prior never did the valves or any maintence really aside from oil changes occasionally.
I liked it cuz I could use it as a daily commuter, canyon carver, and a track bike. It fit well, so I got it. Got a great deal on it...
I just expected a Ducati to perform better than a 7 year older, 30,000 more mile, Japanese compe***ors bike...

 

Jesus....

This type of post makes me weary...

 

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You guys act like you've never talked to a girl before..
Pathetic..

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No they act like her dad owns a chrome shop...
Sam.

 

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welcome to the hamb, ******

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Crotch rockets are for jerks and lesbians.


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For some reason this post cracks me up, especially how the signature kinda works into the thread.

 

Welcome to the HAMB...


Jonney

 

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You guys act like you've never talked to a girl before..
Pathetic..

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no ****. i post a topic about a hotrod, and cant even muster up 2 replies. i think we are going to need a hamb mop soon.

trey

 

you should try lookin into implants, ive heard they help

 

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You guys act like you've never talked to a girl before..
Pathetic..

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kind of reminds me when we had a female in one of my engineering cl***es.

 

I blame this all on 413....

 

You ****ers are WEAK!!! I got about twenty replies into this post, and it just made me sick!!! A new set of ***'S show up, and you guys act like you haven't been laid since the Earth cooled!

Look at her pictures on the yahoo page.... The first and only picture of her truck was on the third page, and the rest of the pictures are of her crotch rocket and NOEN!!!!!

When I started on this board, I got CRUCIFIED!! If I even thought of posting a one line intro, I would have gotten torn a new *** HOLE, but I guess since I only have MAN ***'S it is a totaly different story!!

O.K., now that I got that off my "Man ***" chest....
1) Alicia is a very hot name for a chick
2) Welcome to the HAMB
3) Sweet Truck

 

Welcome!!

 

most people i know dont want to look at a rusty, tore apart old truck, they would rather look at a car that goes fast, or a motorcycle that looks good.
sorry i cant please everyone, nor am i here to please anyone.
like i said... i will post tons of pics of my truck, or you can just look at when i was on here before. someone did a photo-chop of my truck before and posted it. looked great...

 

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I did all the work on it myself, but I got it used with about 5k on it. The person prior never did the valves or any maintence really aside from oil changes occasionally.
I liked it cuz I could use it as a daily commuter, canyon carver, and a track bike. It fit well, so I got it. Got a great deal on it...
I just expected a Ducati to perform better than a 7 year older, 30,000 more mile, Japanese compe***ors bike...

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Like I said you ride it differently, if you were riding it like a ricerocket then you'll definately go slower. Riding a Ducati in the twisties is all about smooth, keeping your cornering speed up, and using the torque from the motor. If you try and wring it out in every gear and dive into the corners super hard you will go slower. It defiantely takes some getting used to. I went from racing 2-stroke bikes to Ducatis, that was a learning curve. And the handling feels different from you garden variety Yamaha, it's stable smooth bike, where most of the Jap bikes feel twitchy to me. I don't think it was the bikes fault at all. I raced my '85 well into the mid 90's and beat new bikes all the time, japanese and european.... Simply put at the amateur level of roadracing the rider is 90% of the game, don't hate the game, hate the player...

 

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I blame this all on 413....



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413... just because they follow you home doesn't mean we're gonna keep 'em!

 

You GUYS are dumb. How come you're not this interested in the other newbies and/or (heaven forbid!) actual car threads? Geeze, go buy a freakin Penthouse...it's not like you're gonna get laid here or from the magazine, but at least with the mag you won't be wasting bandwith.

 

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You GUYS are dumb. How come you're not this interested in the other newbies and/or (heaven forbid!) actual car threads? Geeze, go buy a freakin Penthouse...it's not like you're gonna get laid here or from the magazine, but at least with the mag you won't be wasting bandwith.

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Barnett, that was ***y

I think I'm gonna start asking every new guy to the board to post picks of them and/or their ****....
see how well THAT goes over.

Sad thing is, at least half the guys that are going gaga over the new meat, are married. Silly boys.

 

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Barnett, that was ***y

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Wow, that makes me "cyber-***y".

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I think I'm gonna start asking every new guy to the board to post picks of them and/or their ****....
see how well THAT goes over.


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Nah...you have to be Cole in order to do that. This place is getting really weird, lately.

 

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most people i know dont want to look at a rusty, tore apart old truck,

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Then I would say that you are in the wrong place......

 

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ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're SO gonna get **** for that pic

 

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?????

 

kustomolds... you ****ing rule... that was the LAST thing I thought I was going to see on this piss-weak lonley guy *** kissing thread.

 

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kustomolds... you ****ing rule... that was the LAST thing I thought I was going to see on this piss-weak lonley guy *** kissing thread.

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Just kinna catches ya off guard a wee bit doesn't it?

Bahahahahahahahaha


Maybe bring some people back to reality??