What do you steal from the kitchen???

My wife was just yelling at me for taking the last S.O.S. pad and if I could bring her small butcher knifes back into the house.
But the one that pisses her off the most is when I use bath towels to dry off the cars after washing them.
so what do you steal from the house to use in the garage????

 

Aluminum foil. Scotch bright pads. Ajax soap. Dish soap. Wax. Way paper. Pam.

 

Nothing, nothing at all. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I have no idea as to why that stuff dissapears.

 

Those little zip lock storage tubs, I love those. Brillo pads, Vilager, Dawn dish wasing liquid, that big cup thingy made of wire mesh............

 

Beers from the frig

 

Ziplocks and her creme brulee torch to light my stogies. I bought her the torch years ago, so she could make me my favorite dessert, creme brulee, and she has yet to fix me up some. So, I annexed it to light my Montechristos

 

Oh, and Pledge, for my mountain bike frame.

 

ever use a turkey baster to remove excess fluids?
..me either.

 

well now that my tool box is in the kitchen/dining area,,, i guess i STEAL whatever the fuck i need,,,,,,

LAME,,,

xoxox
miss hootch

 

Stole the ice cream scoop, cut it down, built a hinge and made a gas pedal for the Divco ice cream truck. Yeah... got busted.

 

We took my mom's margarita blender one time because some powder coating powder had some moisture in it and we needed to soften out the chunks. She couldn't figure out the next time though why there were little tiny black chunks floating in her drink.

 

But when we told her, boy, was she pissed

 

while cleaning an old flathead. Kitchen pots to heat up water and dump on dirty block.

 

hell i dont steal from the kitchen i just work in it as i powder coat in the house, rebuilt stuff at the table and used the sink as a parts tank

 

I hope you guys are just joking about powder coating in the house ,

that shit IS toxic

 

Turkey baster

 

borrow the kitchen knives. i bought her a spendy set because i ruined all her old ones.

2 of the spendy ones are gone

dont ask me........

 

I swear I don't know what happened to the plastic cutting board that used to be there. But I now have some nifty nylon bushings for my steering column!

 

It isnt near as much fun when you live alone, you just end up cursing yourself when you go to get that bowl for marinating the steaks.

 

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havent gotten in trouble for taking kitchen stuff for repairs on the cars....yet, but I have gotten in trouble for using kitchen stuff for one of my other hobbies- Coral Reef aquariums - shot glasses for defrosting fish food, using the turkey baster for target feeding corals, measuring cups for the additives...yeah I get yelled at alot for that.

 

Didn't have any snap ring plyers....until I took a couple forks from the kitchen.

 

Zip lock bags....... all sizes. I've also been known to grab the aluminum foil. Ever use A.F. to mask small areas, or small dash parts you cant easily pull? You'll NEVER use paper again.

 

If I told you, I'd hafta kill you.

 

Cookies when they are there!

 

Only the funnel and some empty ice cream tubs for my nuts and bolts I think. She's got a great stainless ladle that I want for measuring paint out though.

 

I can honestly say nothing... the wife gives me the old bath towels for drying the cars and the harley. I have my own fridge in the garage for beer and stuff.. I even have wireless and my laptop in the garage so i can surf the net and check my email if needed... Maybe im lucky there isnt a bed or a shitter out there ..
Dave
ps: did i mention digital cable tv also? I cant afford hi def

 

Oh man those awesome scissors that came in our high dollar knife set... those are in my toolbox to stay and will never cut up a poor chicken again!

 

Sterling silver teaspoon.
Just the thing for packing grease into a Vega steering box.

The trick is, when you steal stuff, never bring it back.
If she catches you with it, that's one thing, but bringing it back?
Akin to a confession that you really are stupid....

 

Cut tread into my tires with a bread knife....