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Name this Mercury

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by dgang26, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. fiftyfiveford
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    "Three jobs" or "M T Pockets"
     
  2. Zeke
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  3. CrazyUncleJack
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  4. Blakmerk
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    The anti-white superstar...


    Or Hell No Dolly.

    or A-bones revenge....yeah , yeah , I like that one.
     
  5. wild willey
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    How bout ......

    The "Black Dahlia"
    The "Killa inside me"
    The "Black Angel"
     
  6. deadgearhead
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    What's wrong with naming cars? When I was in high school a friend of mine had a '63 Buick Electra that we called The Big Puick. Another buddy drove a '58 Bel Air that was called The Smell Air. My car was a '85 Toyota Terdsmell...

    My vote is for Dark Horse.

    I forgot my buddy Scott's '63 Mercury Vomit...
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2009
  7. parksquijada
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    if no pic yet "crystal clear" oops saw pic. will look
     
  8. Busted Knuckles
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  9. chaos10meter
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    I just re-named mine,



    "The fucking thing won't start again"
     
  10. Hooligan63
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    I have a few more

    Chunkachange:I spent a good Chunkachange on this Merc

    Spent:Spent all my money on this Merc

    Darth Spender

    Or,he could just call it "Mine"
     
  11. SpadezTX13
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    I agree pay homage to the guy that did that car good...
     
  12. Heckler
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  13. sinticket
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    Nocturnal Emission
     
  14. Gorehound
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  15. "Envy" .....Nice Merc man....I would need more time with it....like driving it to accurately come up with an ideal name for your ride...keys please......John
     
  16. custom50
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    Black Knight, as in shining armor
     
  17. hotrd32
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  18. Bruce302
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  19. Wolfie
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    A merc that cool don't NEED a name! It's beauty speaks for itself!!!

    Wolfie
     
  20. onlychevrolets
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    Just call it SLICK
     
  21. RAY With
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  22. skwurl
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    Betty Rumble. Its my wifes nickname but i think its cool fer a car
     
  23. skwurl
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    An isult to that poor Merc. I'm sure it didnt cost us taxpayers 7 trilloin either.
     
  24. Mr. Weld
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    Call it "OPRAH" they r about the same size anyway.. She ain't that pretty though!
     
  25. LowFat48
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    the ghetto onion
     
  26. 343w
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    Midnight Ecstasy, that's a chocolate cake at our favorite eatery. That's one killer merc!
     

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