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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Sep 9, 2004.

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  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    can I broadcast my suicide on the HAMB..?
    I'm serious.
    The opening day of the HARVESTER/GERM movie.
    ???

    LIFE is WORTHLESS..
    until you CHOP a VW

    Germ
     
  2. NiteOwlChris
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
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    whats up HOMO, if you kill yourself can I have *** with your rotting courpse?

    stay gold
    CHEATERS for life
     
  3. NiteOwlChris
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
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    whats up HOMO, if you kill yourself can I have *** with your rotting courpse?

    stay gold
    CHEATERS for life
     
  4. So when do we get to see it Jack?The movie I mean.
     
  5. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    whats up HOMO, if you kill yourself can I have *** with your rotting courpse?

    stay gold
    CHEATERS for life

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That was so damn good he had to post it twice.
     
  6. 30tudor
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    Hell you can broadcast anything on the hamb Germ, but you knew that. I mean we got yer minibikes, yer latest tat's, yer what kind of red is kool for my wheels not to mention yer dateing service of late. But suicide? ****, relax dude, come up to Oregon sometime and let me buy you a beer.
     
  7. ____
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    ____

    TRUE LIES: hollywood skaters.
    edit reply quote
     
  8. Nads
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    When I was an angry young lad like yourself I too thought about suicide, but I wanted to take some enemies with me. No, I didn't want to do the ***** jihad thing and blow up some innocent people, I wanted to take a Winnebago full of skinheads and throw 'em a party. A 2500 mile long party that culminated with me driving myself and those dirtbags into the Grand Canyon.

    I've got too much to live for now, maybe you do to. Think about it.
     
  9. fatassbuick
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    Shouldn't this be in the cl***ifieds?

    And Nads, the pancreas is my favorite organ.
     
  10. Elmo Rodge
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    Wake the **** up, *****. [​IMG]You haven't even ridden in my '36 yet. Wayno
     
  11. Nads
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    Ah fat***buick, you don't even know what the Bartholin's gland is do you? It is the most mystical of all glands, and you don't have one.
     
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  13. oldchevyseller
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    What is the Bartholin's gland?


    The Bartholin's gland is a tiny organ on each of the labia (******l lips), near the opening of the ******. If the ****** were the face of a clock, these glands would be found at about 4 and 8 o'clock. Normally they are invisible. They make a small amount of fluid that lubricates the ******l lips.






    can i get a wrist watch that weeps?

    i think they would be a big seller at the democratic party in january
     
  14. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
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    Bartholins Gland is part of the *****. Its purpose is lubrication. Cancer, abcesses and cysts here are common. Surgery has a low rate of morbidity.
     
  15. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    can I broadcast my suicide on the HAMB..?
    I'm serious.
    The opening day of the HARVESTER/GERM movie.
    ???

    LIFE is WORTHLESS..
    until you CHOP a VW

    Germ

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Chop?
    Sheeeit.
    I the 70's I painted a VW with 5 gallons of liquid latex and then peeled the Bug-shaped condom off the people's car like a snake shedding a skin and nailed it up on a wall like a hunting trophy.

    I think anyone who wants to commit sideways should just go ahead and do it, and don't bother me with the "Look at me, I'm crying for attention!" ******** because no one really cares if you live if you don't...
    They just don't want to clean you up if it's messy...

    Makes more room for those of us who want to live.
    Just don't take anyone out with you, that's all. [​IMG]
     
  16. Nads
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    1960biscayne, "a small amount of fluid"?????, not when I'm working it, it's a veritable Niagara Falls.
     
  17. Rocket88
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    Nads, you make me laugh!
     
  18. oldchevyseller
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    [ QUOTE ]
    1960biscayne, "a small amount of fluid"?????, not when I'm working it, it's a veritable Niagara Falls.

    [/ QUOTE ]


    i can only picture IV bottles along with your other bedside utensils,


    hey germ can we get group rates?
     
  19. 46stude
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    Don't do it Germ- the HAMB is creepy w/o you around....

    BTW, thanx for my new fave quote.
     
  20. gettingreasy
    Joined: Sep 21, 2002
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    I know a few you could take with you, can I have your model A or your Caddy maybe.
    -Jesse
     
  21. Nads
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    Hey germ, you homo, I just called you, call me back. Suicide is a sin, but no worse than Olivia Newton John's album, Xanadu.
     
  22. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    The Bartholin's gland is my favorite gland

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I prefer my Cowper's gland [​IMG]

    Knock yourself out germ if that's what you want. i won't attempt to stop you. Just remember that suicide is for sissy-*** la-la's that can't accept the reality of chopped vw's, lowrider s10's, crotch rockets, & rice burners and the m*** of gayness, ***gitry and ********ery that inhabits our everyday lives.
    But.................................If that's HOW you feel then it IS one more body BETTER off dead. And IF you say it, DO it. Don'T cRY wolf..............................
    Nice movie [​IMG]
     
  23. Elmo Rodge
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Suicide is a sin, but no worse than Olivia Newton John's album, Xanadu.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Hey, wait! That's my favorite album. Oh. Never mind. No, it's not. Wayno
     
  24. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    Consult your Pineal gland for the current location of your share of Dark Matter.
    It should be about nine times your present weight.
    If you would like a larger share of Dark Matter, eat.
     

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  25. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    Nahh, Life isnt finished yet for you, you havent stolen my acura yet and crashed it to test the airbag/ insurance scam...

    Theres an endless supply ****tly little college girls who keep trashbags of chronic in their kitchen, and fridges constantly full of beer. There, a hallmark moment for you...

    DONT get well... that would ****!
     
  26. [ QUOTE ]
    Suicide is a sin, but no worse than Olivia Newton John's album, Xanadu.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The Bartholin's gland is a tiny organ on each of Olivia Newton John's labia (her ******l lips), near the opening of Olivia Newton John's ******. If Olivia Newton John's ****** were the face of a clock, Olivia Newton John's glands would be found at about 4 and 8 o'clock. Normally they are invisible. They used to make a small amount of fluid that lubricates Olivia Newton John's ******l lips. Olivia Newton John had a dry, itchy ****** when she recorded "Xanadu"

    That wraps everthing up rather nicely.
     
  27. Yeah! Germ is back! Where ya been? [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Joel [​IMG]
     
  28. badpat
    Joined: Feb 28, 2003
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    so does that mean you won't be wantin any shirts- i'll do a special one fer ya if you are going to have an open casket- even if ya blow yerself up, we could put yer pieces in a shirt- how about instead of beatin up an old car with a sledge hammer fer $5 a swing you offer yerself up- donate the money to the charity of yer choice- ya know- home fer ****loid strippers or florida car builders?
     
  29. wes
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    from san diego

  30. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    ..of course you realize suicide is against the law, right? I don't hafta worry about it onna counta I HAVE chopped a VW bug. It turned out pretty good too. The mayor of a neighboring small town came over and bought it for his collection of VW's.
    It's such a weight off one's shoulders to have actually chopped a VW bug top....I recommend it highly to prevent suicide thoughts.....as long as this difficult chop doesn't make you go crazy.
     
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