April fools.....best pranks?

ex text me this morning and already pulled the "we need to talk card" . I think i want to play along with her. I replaced my buddies Gatorade with mouth wash once and i laughed so hard i thought i broke a rib. He had been working out and he took a big swig of it and spat right on his dog , i felt a little sorry of the dog though.

 

Youse guys reminded me what today was so a few minutes ago a local towing place called to see if the Durango we installed a Cat on earlier today was ready and I just couldn't help myself:

"...is the Durango ready?"

(me in a serious voice) "not yet, we had a little problem with the lift"

(them) mostly silence, nervous sign on the other end of the phone

(me) "you guys do body work, right?"

(them, really nervous sounding now) "no?"

(me) "too bad...........good thing it's April 1st then, huh?"

I got him pretty good

Al in CT

 

I filled our tooth brush holder full of water with the toothbrushes and toothpaste in it then stuck it in the freezer. I woke up this morning before my girlfriend and sat it out.

It worked great till she tried to wiggle the brush out after she realized what i had done and she dropped the cup. Now I have to buy another cup thingie...

 

I'm giving up pancakes

 

Computer geeks with spare time are dangerous.....

2007: Wrote program to periodically eject the CD tray, then close, scheduled it to run on all 100+ PCs on the network.

2008: Remote control PCs, hit ctrl/alt/down arrow (on many HP models this turns the display upside down)

2009: Send bogus emails to coworkers from *** shops by bouncing off corporate SMTP server......

Hello, (insert coworkers name here)
I am pleased to inform you that items in your order have shipped.
You can monitor the status of this shipment in real time - simply go to
http://www.xandria.com (either click on this link or copy and paste it in your browser).
Note that though the item may have shipped, the shipper may not have up-to-date
shipping information yet. It usually takes a few hours for the tracking
numbers to display. These are the items that have just shipped:
Sales Order: 14731
Your Purchase Order Number: CREDITCARD
Shipped To: (coworkers real address)
Ship Date Item Qty Method
03-31-2009 CYBERSKIN ***** 1 UPS
03-31-2009 CYBERSKIN EXTENSIONS 1 UPS
03-31-2009 INSATIABLE G ******** 1 UPS
03-31-2009 BEYOND 2000 RHINO VIBE 1 UPS
03-31-2009 **** PLEASURE PEARLS 1 UPS
03-31-2009 **** LUBE 1 UPS
The following items have not yet shipped. You will receive notification when they do.
YET TO SHIP ANCIENT CHINESE ***** BALM - (BACKORDERED)
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