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April fools.....best pranks?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BAILEIGH INC, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. Slostang
    Joined: Mar 25, 2009
    Posts: 64

    Slostang
    Member

    ex text me this morning and already pulled the "we need to talk card" . I think i want to play along with her. I replaced my buddies Gatorade with mouth wash once and i laughed so hard i thought i broke a rib. He had been working out and he took a big swig of it and spat right on his dog , i felt a little sorry of the dog though.[​IMG]
     
  2. Al Napier
    Joined: Feb 6, 2007
    Posts: 400

    Al Napier
    Member
    from Central CT

    Youse guys reminded me what today was so a few minutes ago a local towing place called to see if the Durango we installed a Cat on earlier today was ready and I just couldn't help myself:

    "...is the Durango ready?"

    (me in a serious voice) "not yet, we had a little problem with the lift"

    (them) mostly silence, nervous sign on the other end of the phone

    (me) "you guys do body work, right?"

    (them, really nervous sounding now) "no?"

    (me) "too bad...........good thing it's April 1st then, huh?"

    I got him pretty good :)

    Al in CT
     
  3. KK Hickey Designs
    Joined: Sep 10, 2008
    Posts: 277

    KK Hickey Designs
    Member

    I filled our tooth brush holder full of water with the toothbrushes and toothpaste in it then stuck it in the freezer. I woke up this morning before my girlfriend and sat it out.

    It worked great till she tried to wiggle the brush out after she realized what i had done and she dropped the cup. :rolleyes: Now I have to buy another cup thingie...:mad:
     
  4. HEBE GB
    Joined: Sep 6, 2007
    Posts: 142

    HEBE GB
    Member

    I'm giving up pancakes:p:D:p
     
  5. the-rodster
    Joined: Jul 2, 2003
    Posts: 6,960

    the-rodster
    Member

    Computer geeks with spare time are dangerous.....

    2007: Wrote program to periodically eject the CD tray, then close, scheduled it to run on all 100+ PCs on the network.

    2008: Remote control PCs, hit ctrl/alt/down arrow (on many HP models this turns the display upside down)

    2009: Send bogus emails to coworkers from *** shops by bouncing off corporate SMTP server......

    Hello, (insert coworkers name here)
    I am pleased to inform you that items in your order have shipped.
    You can monitor the status of this shipment in real time - simply go to
    http://www.xandria.com (either click on this link or copy and paste it in your browser).
    Note that though the item may have shipped, the shipper may not have up-to-date
    shipping information yet. It usually takes a few hours for the tracking
    numbers to display. These are the items that have just shipped:
    Sales Order: 14731
    Your Purchase Order Number: CREDITCARD
    Shipped To: (coworkers real address)
    Ship Date Item Qty Method
    03-31-2009 CYBERSKIN ***** 1 UPS
    03-31-2009 CYBERSKIN EXTENSIONS 1 UPS
    03-31-2009 INSATIABLE G ******** 1 UPS
    03-31-2009 BEYOND 2000 RHINO VIBE 1 UPS
    03-31-2009 **** PLEASURE PEARLS 1 UPS
    03-31-2009 **** LUBE 1 UPS
    The following items have not yet shipped. You will receive notification when they do.
    YET TO SHIP ANCIENT CHINESE ***** BALM - (BACKORDERED)
    Business is easy! Enjoy all the benefits of your own customized business site @ xandria.com
    Features include: -Always open 24 hours a day - 7 days a week -Custom pricing -Real-time order status
    Technical support and more...
    XANDRIA.com also offers quan***y, *** club and educational discounts. Contact us today to set up your account.
     

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