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HAMB INTERVENTION: SOBER GERM UP!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by PAPASMURF, Sep 11, 2004.

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  1. PAPASMURF
    Joined: Jun 7, 2004
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    Germ your last reaching out means you are in serious pain my friend. And don't we the hambers want to help? Lets sober up the germ. Germ what can we do to help you my friend? Frankly I just wish I could get a bit of knowledge out of you instead of rambling on alcoholic haze. Come back to us Germ, We are here for you...... [​IMG]
     
  2. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
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    Germ your last reaching out means you are in serious pain my friend. And don't we the hambers want to help? Lets sober up the germ. Germ what can we do to help you my friend? Frankly I just wish I could get a bit of knowledge out of you instead of rambling on alcoholic haze. Come back to us Germ, We are here for you...... [​IMG]

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    wow, you have got to be kidding me.

    WHY do you care what he does with himself? when did you become an angel? why dont you just let the ******** go away?

    instead you ****ing post this ****?

    dude, you are an idiot... this sarcasm is beyond stupid.

    go back to your VW gayness, *****
     
  3. PAPASMURF
    Joined: Jun 7, 2004
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    go back to your VW gayness, *****

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    Dont beleive the hype. just trying to get the guy some help. I'll go back to working on my Vw with the ford motor and ford axle in it Dumb***. Meanwhile, I have parts sitting to make a modified when I'm done so when your done cracking on the volkswagens, its just great being one of only 10-15 guys at the shows in the united states total with these cars. Its called being original/different. Making something with my hands instead of bolting it on cause the dont sell "kits" yet. Keep baging while they put my peice of **** in a magazine cause its so different while yours sitts there in garage cause it looks like every other car that came after WWII. My grandpa told me the story about traditional hot rods and their history when we were chopping my Volkswagon the same way he chopped his T sedan in 1949. The one he paid $15.00 for when he came out the navy. I guess Im not traditional enough, should I post my pile of parts for you for the next (traditional) project, will that give you wood?
     
  4. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
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    go back to your VW gayness, *****

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    Dont beleive the hype. just trying to get the guy some help. I'll go back to working on my Vw with the ford motor and ford axle in it Dumb***. Meanwhile, I have parts sitting to make a modified when I'm done so when your done cracking on the volkswagens, its just great being one of only 10-15 guys at the shows in the united states total with these cars. Its called being original/different. Making something with my hands instead of bolting it on cause the dont sell "kits" yet. Keep baging while they put my peice of **** in a magazine cause its so different while yours sitts there in garage cause it looks like every other car that came after WWII. My grandpa told me the story about traditional hot rods and their history when we were chopping my Volkswagon the same way he chopped his T sedan in 1949. The one he paid $15.00 for when he came out the navy. I guess Im not traditional enough, should I post my pile of parts for you for the next (traditional) project, will that give you wood?

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    VW people rock [​IMG]
     
  5. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    from Norco, CA

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    I'm such a puck little ***** that I know your close enough to sacramento that I can come kick your ***. In fact I know where you live through mutual friends. haha. So Id watch your ****ing tongue. My name is for a reason, I dont need to explain it. Germ is for a reason Im sure...keep talking **** and I'll just lurk,,,,(outside your ****in window with a baseball bat).


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    Well, which is it ****TARD? He is your dear freind now, but you wanted to whack him with a Luisville Slugger a couple days ago?

    Yes, I think you are in a panic to **** his **** before he checks out. That means you're gay.
     
  6. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
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    just trying to get the guy some help.

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    Let it go, man.
    You already lost the argument.
    Not because of your car, but because you got angry when GERM was just playing with you...

    Oh, BTW...
    My 1000cc Fiat Abarth can probably spank your VW, and there are less than 15 of those in the US. [​IMG] [​IMG]
    ( how is that for different??...)
     
  7. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    I dont drink ***hole, remember it's worse then that...

    Why dont you come intervention me in person,???

    I was going to buy you some welding cl***es through the local vocational school,,, So you could AT least have some amount of skills to maybe FIX your "***GOT" john lennon VW But being me............I see that CHOP and I think you would have been better off STARTING with an OVERSIZED "HUSKY" BARBERQUE,,,,,,,,,....

    SINCE those are the SKILLS your bringing to the TABLE,,, I wont lose any sleep.....

    So instead I think I will Just buy something NICE for that MISS PIGGY FAT Dust Bucket you call your Chick... ,,,...

    So She gets a TREADMILL, and a SOUR CREAM and dorritos ALLERGY....I VOODDOO'd UP at BUG'OHAMA............

    That BUG makes FLORIDA seem almost HIROHATA...
    I'm not worried about your threats...

     
  8. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    oh yeah and leave your BAT in your car, cause the next one swinging objects at me, is getting SHOT.....
     
  9. why should he sober up?? he makes me laugh when he's drunk hehe, i got 5 bucks on germ beatin the **** outta this guy any takers? [​IMG]
     
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    Germ your last reaching out means you are in serious pain my friend. And don't we the hambers want to help? Lets sober up the germ. Germ what can we do to help you my friend? Frankly I just wish I could get a bit of knowledge out of you instead of rambling on alcoholic haze. Come back to us Germ, We are here for you......

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  11. Now that I know its some promo for a movie or some**** [​IMG] HAMB without the Germ,just wouldnt be the HAMB..in 4 years I have seen him bust serious balls to newbies,pissed me off to where I said I was going to kick his ***! not my best moment...I only talked to him once on the phone when he ordered some Offy adapters from me,in which i hooked him up big time if I remember right.I think his name is Jack but I cant remember.Someone told me he used to be a manager in a band or some ****,,and thats about as much as I know about the guy they call "Germ"
     
  12. McGrath
    Joined: Apr 15, 2002
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    Registered 06/07/04 and already screwing with Germ? You're liable to get spanked if you don't let it drop...
     
  13. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    from Norco, CA

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    Marcus = Linda Lovelace

    Or whoever the **** that ho was that took **** down the esophagus.
     
  14. Man your such an ***hole ****! Go jack off with your broken **** somplace! Dude you should get your jack stands chromed since thats all ya got to show...Ya know why your having bad luck homo? Because you talk hell of ****!! ****in goes around comes around dip****!! **** for Brains is your new nickname from now on... Bye **** for Brains...
     
  15. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    from mankato mn

    have no sympathy for a man who is intoxicated all the time.
    A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy
     
  16. Mojo
    Joined: Jul 23, 2002
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    opinon: if someone wants to be stoned or drunk, as long as they are't hurting someone else, I say live and let die. Personal responsibilty is personal freedom. I'm trying to think of another trite saying, but can't come up with any more. Historically, some of the most ****ed up people have done the most with their lives... look at biblical stories, and movie stars. Especially movie stars... them some ****ed up heads right there. And it's just fine, because it's their lives. Interventions should be held for people who can't keep their noses out of other people's ****.
     
  17. Roadsters.com
    Joined: Apr 9, 2002
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    VW people rock.

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    So did the Villiage People.
     
  18. What a bunch of ****in retards. You know who you are.

    Germ. You going to be home any time soon? I have **** for you. PM me if you want.

    Travis
     
  19. retards hmm i wonder if he's talkin about me. you know like your momma says if you cant say nothing nice then dont say anything at all buddy
     
  20. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    Marcus is pissed cause he lets his kids read these ****ed up posts, and had to explain to his kid where he learned how to deep throat. He wrote me an email saying how cl***y I am. Yeah.

    Marcus, my life is a wet dream, its going that well. When **** breaks its a new adventure.

    Stop ****ing ****, its bad for your psychological well being, and your tonsils. Not to mention, your lack of a gag reflex makes eating corn flakes for breakfast very dangerous.

     
  21. Hey you only make yourself look Gay with that post,sounds like you speak from experience?
     
  22. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    No, but I bet if I were like you and had to **** **** for money I wouldnt be a happy person either, thats where I base my advice from.

    Just shut up. Thats even better advice. Be sure and let your kid read this one too, wouldn't want them growing up without severe issues like daddy has, now would we?

    I for one am going to stop hijacking retarded-smurf's post...
     
  23. ahh i love it when u guys fight ::Drinks beer:: ahh hey if germs gonna sober up does that mean i have to??
     
  24. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
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    296 V8
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    I for one am going to stop hijacking retarded-smurf's post...

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    why stop now [​IMG]
     
  25. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
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    from Warren,MI

    i like apple sauce. [​IMG]
     
  26. What do you want a cookie or something???
     
  27. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Not to mention, your lack of a gag reflex makes eating corn flakes for breakfast very dangerous.



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    lmgdao [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  28. Elrusto
    Joined: Apr 3, 2003
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    Judging by the time of DIRTYT's post I think he was coming down.
     
  29. november coming fire, we're knee deep in glam. so anyway, David Bowie did write All the Young Dudes. I think he may have even produced that album... I can't remember but neither can they, the coke years you know... I wish Mark Bolan had sung for Mott the Hoople but he didn't, Ian Hunter did, Mark sang for T.Rex. They were better than Mott. Marc and Bowie were deffinitly compe***ive in many ways, who's more glam? There was a big contorversy when Mark got layed out by a Bowie fan who declared Bowie was way more glam than Marc. Its alot like when that big fat guy layed out Danzig not long ago. Its a safe bet the fat guy emulated Glenzig in 6th grade like the rest of us, just like Bolan tried to be Zink Alloy after David put Ziggy to sleep. We will eventually turn on our Jesus. Remember the Bauhas video when Peter sang Ziggy and the fans turn on him just like they do poor Ziggy, they lynch him and carry him out, but they used to love him! and cocaine was the fuel that kept our engines runnin so strong, hell, its 8:30 sunday morning and Im still celebrating Tiny Dancers Birthday! we're more elton john than any of you. So let the day begin, Glenn was glam too, and he got his *** handed to him but girls will still buy Misfits lunch boxes and try out devil locks in the bathroom when everyone else is in the family room watching Hunter or Night Court. The movie is pure and we will all be concluded in the end. Bowie did his best **** in East Berlin with Iggy and he doesnt even remember it. Better to make a movie so we can rewind and remember. Marc died in a car like Stiv died on the hood of one, Mick Ronson, Freddy, Jerry Nolan, Arthur Kane, and Johnny Thunders...Germ will die like GG wanted to, on stage with a type writer in one hand, a hammer in the other and a straw in the other... live fast die. everyones invited to the premeir it will be catered but dont bring an appe***e. We're paying tribute to our fans and you will be with us feeling like we do like you love to but never will again..
     

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  30. we do what you do but we do it better
     
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