It's so nice to take the wife for a spin in the country when it's raining..............road kills always look so fresh.
You may want to do a search, I believe I read it here, there were some good receipes for road kill. Some pretty good ones for BBQ Sasquatch, Mogolion Monster jerky. I can't remember all the ingrediants for those in the southern states, but with the Louisana hot sauce, some of the road kill stuff looked pretty tasty. Like you said, especially if you can find a fresh kill. HellRaiser
Norman Bates.. or Hannibal Lecter?? You take the wife out in the rain to recons***ute her mummified body?
Riding in a roadster in roadkill territory can be nasty if the front tire rocks over a nice fresh, or worse, really rotten little critter and splats the guts, etc. right up the p***enger's arm which is resting on the door sill. Not good for any male p***enger but absolute psychoville for females!
I used to drive the T bucket in my Avatar as my daily driver. I worked at a place from 4PM till 4 AM and drove the back roads home since I live in the country. I can't tell ya how many bull frogs I've splattered on the headlights at 60 mph. Yuck! lol
Two post whack job? Well now it's three post and with me behind the wheel it can get wackier, a lot wackier. Let me put it in reverse for a sec..............The wife and I drove over to Ben Wheeler in East Texas to attend a hill climb for speedsters 1935 and below. It was clearing here in Dallas when we left but we drove through rain along 20 getting to Van for breakfast at the "Farm House" During breakfast the skies really opened up and after finishing eating we back tracked to the Ben Wheeler City Park where the event participants were to meet. Nobody was there as I expected so we went driving through the little towns that dot East Texas. It was still raining like crazy and I observed that the dead armadillos, possums and occasional dog looked so "fresh", like you could stop and tickle em under the chin and off they would run. When you get to be as old as I am, you tend to poke fun at death in whatever form it takes. My names Keith, I'm lost and I don't have a map. But I know I must be getting closer because I've been driving there for hours.
See if you can find a CD by Road Kill Pizza...a little Southern blues rock might be good for your head.
Just a newbie saying hello. I guess I wrinkled your fender though I'm not exactly sure how? If you disparage a person before knowing them, chances are you never will. Now go take a deep breath (after taking your head out your ****) and chill, the fresh air and new view should do you wonders!
Jupiter Zone, when you get back to Earth, post something about yourself and how you fit into hot rods & customs. What have you done. What do you like? Post a few pics and let's talk. Coming into the garage with a bunch of guys talking cars and you start talking gibberish (for everyone but you, apparently), will not give anyone incentive to get to know you - dig?
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