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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by lttlelindsey, May 12, 2009.

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  1. lttlelindsey
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    darling... Every god damned time I sign on to the hamb some fuck tard has to knock me. It's either cuz I'm a chick or I'm from California or the complete idiot who thinks I'm rock-a-billy, which is far from the truth. Take none of it personally. Just expect it and roll with it.. you gotta have tough skin as a woman and you know it. Billy bob hater is obviously miserable and in need of taking it out on strangers. He can fuck himself... every god damn time... men..most of them are so predictable...
     
  2. scootermcrad
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    What am I thinking right now?
     
  3. Von Rigg Fink
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  4. scootermcrad
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    DUDE!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: YEEESS!
     
  5. Von Rigg Fink
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  6. 23 bucket-t
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    lmao
     
  8. Ruiner
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    I want me some Taco Bell, then some Del Taco and some Taco Johns to top it off...I'm fat and I like variety, what can I say?
     
  9. spiffy1937
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  10. what a great thread , great knowledge , insane funny commentary and wrap it all up with a fucktard and taco's!:D viva la HAMB!!
     
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  12. 53sled
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    at least not in public. Real hot rods are built with knowledge and skill, not bubble gum and pomp.:rolleyes:
     
  13. I love a good burnout.....hard to achieve the perfect burnout however, this is a close as I've ever come, I think wind direction and mph is the key!!!
     

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  14. lttlelindsey
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    do you know how stupid you sound??? You don't even know who you are talking to. I am so far from rockabilly it is stupid. I also find it humorous that you have not responded to my personal mail I sent telling you telling you to eat a dick but yet you can come back here and talk more shit. You obviously have nothing of valor or interest to add. Only a fool would sling insults with no real knowledge of who they are discussing. you just sound foolish... Especially since most of the guys on this thread actually know me personally.
     
  15. Term has been around for ages. Does not change the fact that tearing out of a show isn't cool.

    Had no clue gal6 was a chick, nor would it matter. You seem wear that girl chip on your shoulder, most of us could give a shit if you were guy,gal or martian. You are getting guff because you ARE asking a question about a practice that is not cool most of the time unless it is under controlled circumstances. Even then, shit happens. Have we all done it? yeah most prob have. Most will prob agree that it was stupid and shouldnt be done again. Kinda like that night with the bottle of J&B chased with too much beer...........................
     
  16. Well, I pull through the bleach box, put it in second, dump the clutch and hit the gas. Simple.
     
  17. Bigdaddy
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    true.....
     
  18. Thirdyfivepickup
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    I don't think 53sled was singling YOU out... just California in general. But I could be wrong.
     
  19. I think burnouts are cool depending on what is doing the burnout. Around here most of the time it's some dirthead in a jacked up blazer or diesel pile of shit. Fuckin' weak. There used to be this chick that ran around in a late '70s Ford Econoline van and everytime she would stop in a parking lot she would do a brake stand and smolder the tires, BOTH rear tires. There wasn't a faggy Nova or Camaro around that could burnout like that big ass van, it was great.
     
  20. 53sled
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    In fact, I was one of the first to give you real advice. By displaying your own ignorance and refusal to accept that the rear suspension setup may not be adequate, you proved my latter comments. Your rear links are flexing (or the mounts are too loose) and allowing the spring to unload. I'm sorry but it was not built well enough for what you want it to do.
    If you post pictures of the rear bones, it can be diagnosed at no cost to you.
     
  21. Ruiner
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    I used to leave skidmarks in my undies, but I didn't get no wheelhop from doing it...and I still want tacos...and burnouts are for dragstrips...and I think girls learning to do burnouts just for car shows and such to impress people are better off learning to do something useful to wow the boys with, like rebuilding transmissions or something...
     
  22. Bigdaddy
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    True.
     
  23. Mr.Musico
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    your correct, however sammys cars are not race cars (or built for doing mean burnouts) they have a cool stance, and chicks dig um (isnt that what matters:)) as far as a builder- he has lots of "knowlege and skill" and makes great pico de gallo .
     
  24. SDhotrod
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  25. lttlelindsey
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    Yep I figured that much out and admitted it over a few VERY infomative PM. I know the car can't handle it. I have learned that today and I am glad I asked because as I stated from the get go I don't want to break the car... and I don;t want to hurt anyone. If I got riled Unnecessarily I'll be the first to back down. But I know I didn't pull it out thin air
     

  26. Well, lets see that pico recipe then.
     
  27. Ryan
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    Eating dinner with the fam. When done, I'm gonna ban anyone that talked shit on this thread. Get ready.
     
  28. lttlelindsey
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    I have no desire to impress the boys, I think it's fun... way fun! :p but as always thanks for assuming
     
  29. Thirdyfivepickup
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    yeah, beats the hell out of popcorn!
     
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