trying to introduce my self,hopefully this will end up in the right place,but I'll not bet on it,new to computer, but I've been building rods for 35 yrs. I did try reading the rules,really.Usually I dont want to be a part of any club or organization that have people like me in it,but in this case I'll make an exception.Never cared much for rules,always seem to be breaking someones rules some where.I guess my 48 plymouth business coupe is as good an example as any,I broke all the rules building it,I even broke rules that didn't exist yet,but I have a lot of fun and enjoy life "my way". Presently I'm building an alcohol flame thrower, Why? Because they are illegal,thats the reason for alcohol (invisable flames) just think of all the fun you could have when someone pulls up behind you t******* that vial profanity out their stereo and their bumpers start melting and the paint starts bubbling,the'll be scratching their head saying WTF. LOL.. So.....,how do ya like me now? Looking foward to discussions with people that feel the same as I,I think I found were you guys hang out,we'll see. Mike O.
Do I know you from ozrodders?you guys are everywhere,lighten up ****head mabee this will help. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your ***ailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety......?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the ****on. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the ****on and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. MI must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat, But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some ***urance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading gl***es perched delicately y on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your ***ailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your ***ailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in cir***ference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head ****ed to one side as to say, 'don't do it dip****,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the ****on, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF M*** DESTRUCTION . .. . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both ******s on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. . . A three second burst would be considered conservative? IT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading gl***es were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both ******s were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!! least us here in Ga aint stupid enough to hand over our guns........
Judging by the work your doing to that 57 I think you could handle anything.I built 55-57s for ten years in Fla. also my first car,still my favorite of all
Well,we do have a long growing season here in Ga,but nothing like Cali......Bob you been to pigion forge? I went for the first time last year,What a blast!!!!!if not its a big car show well worth the trip,great little town
not really,A true idiot will judge a whole group of people by just one,but only an *** hole will judge a whole planet.you really take the cake I look forward to meeting up with you again ,(let me write that name down)so I can hand you your *** dont reply unarmed this is your only warning .I'll use you as an example.This'll be fun.the ***hole trap has been sprung,that was quick.hows that saying go?hook ,line,and sinker.What a F ing retard.but to the rest of you thanks for the warm welcome,I'm going to go have fun now,need a good laugh ?look me up this wont take long
wake up zzzzzzzzzzzzzz man,you guys with all the posts have been around a while,what are afraid off?ANYTHING new?I havent even had a chance to check this place out yet seems like a total waste of time with this intro ****.you'll find out about me in time.
well you've already decided you don't have to follow the rules, you've run your mouth to no end. And in case you have a problem with reading comprehension this is a board for TRADITIONAL hot rods and customs. Not street rods, not rat rods, not **** stuff. I guess your to hard headed to get that.
Run my mouth to no end?you meen in defence? I believe its you with the reading problem.Yall wanted to play.lets play.whats so traditional about the cars YOUR playing with?Whats traditional about hotrods for that matter?wasnt the whole idea behind hot rods to take something stock and put the biggest motor and biggest brakes available so you could out run the cops while delivering shine?didnt the kids like the idea so much they started copying the runners.Heres a clue its still that way.but the parts got better those old rods were built that way cause at the time it was the best.hmmm,show me a picture of a traditional hotrod so you can educate me I'm sure the others that warned me about you guys would also like to know. but I wont judge this whole site just by a few know it alls,so far Ive had more friend request than **** heads and nobody even knows who I am or what I do yet ,but theres still time.I've been in this buisness a very long time but I'm always willing to learn something new,are you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You are a very dense *****. That's for sure. No one said anything about wanting to play. That's your excuse for running your mouth. You just want to start ****. Do yourself a favor go find a rat rod forum and run your mouth. As far as educating you, it's easy enough to tell from your posts that you didn't pay attention in school. So what's the point?
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