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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by paperdog, Apr 2, 2006.

  1. Balls out across the frozen wasteland.....
     
  2. kustomkolin
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    Well kiss ma grits,I pee`d so hard ma bladder done fell out.....
     
  3. "Under A Fender" by Cemore Butts.
     
  4. sir
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    .......JIMMY HOFFA....FOUND!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. :D wow another batch of good captions.. thanks

    babbon smuggler... still has me laffin the most

    the dog and I are gonna head to the shed and start making some elbow room...
    sorry to report the tire/tube is flat ... but may still hold air ..
    its real hard to roll over that red blister.....


    what do ya think the prize for best caption should be?


    later paperdog
     
  6. dirthawker1313
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    how does it lick its balls?
     
  7. Ratty
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    The cat ? No boss , not seen it ...
     
  8. f1 fred
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    hey buddy! you better get the hell outta here, I think I see the vet comin!
    or
    "Very impressive, but the black lab next door still has you beat" or

    Hey pal, if you wanna keep those don't let him catch you riding the neighbors dog
     
  9. Ruiner
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    I can just see the headline in the paper "Dog Gets Neutered By Passing Car"
     
  10. caffeine
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    "Its NOT a TUMUH" in your favorite ahnald voice.
     
  11. Border Patrol, be on the lookout for a '51 cheby beleaved to be tranporting illegal immagrants.
     
  12. spinout
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    A photo of Ginger a few minutes before she set the dog high-jump record...
     
  13. Bobs Service Station WE FIX FLATS !! Large or Small U Pic The Size !! Ladies Welcome !! >>>>.
     
  14. DeVille Gal
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    I love it !!! Best one, I think, but perhaps people are just not aware of Duke the talking dog :):)
     
  15. pro1street
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    Should I lick them or not?
     
  16. chaos10meter
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    Fuck it, I'm going to bite it.
     
  17. *edited *
     
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  18. I don't care.

    "My wife told me that if I kept messing around with old cars, I'd lose my butt!"
     
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  19. VA HAMB
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    ...."so that's what they did with my nuts!!"
     
  20. I don't think they're natural, but she sure has a nice set of inflatables. What is she looking at under there anyway?
     
  21. banjorear
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    Two dogs were talking next to that coupe.

    The one dog says to the other, "That buldging inner tube reminds me of my owner's sack."

    The 2nd dog says, 'Wow, it's that big?"

    The 1st dog says, "Naaaa, it's that dirty!"
     
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  22. SLCHC-CHIEF
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    i love this one!!! hahahaha
     
  23. Hooligan63
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    "Apparently the new drive through breast augmentation clinic in Kentucky wasn't such a good idea,but the dog loves it!"


    "Luckily I ran in to that stripper back there when I got a flat!"
     
  24. "Damnit, I said I wanted new tires from Coker, not Cocker!"
     
  25. 64gtoguy
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    A new meaning to the term Tail Dragger.
     
  26. mark53
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    those are some big ass tires
     
  27. dabirdguy
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    Stupid Rat rod builder.....Even I know the tits don't go HERE.
     
  28. flynstone
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    holy sheepshit margo
     
  29. Kustom7777
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    Damn,,,,I was SO looking forward to going to the vet to get tutored
     
  30. This and the Baboon one made me laugh the most.... :D
     

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