Bun-Dart....(you do pay that in Texas, right????) I want to here some results from tonight. I was just down there and "Dig Dad" took me to that track. It was a blast.
The white Jackson ! The bleach mobile ! White out ! Honky lips ! The white streak ? The fastest dart in the universe .
How about "Whitey" from Leave it to Beaver? That was a all Mopar show. I think there was a Mosher(sp) that was a producer or something in the show. They would never guess that one.
i dont think there is a way to get it all out..... after mokan i ran a vacumm hose all the way inside the back frame rails an sucked out a ton of it, and thought that should be all of it.... but when we took it to the thaw it still was leaving a little dirt of the line.... haha... so i guess we'll be leaving a little more texas dirt in mokan this year.... lol.... buzz,,, your 55 done yet??? more names,,,,, the agitator the agonizer
name it after a michael jackson song seeing how you spent most of your child hood at never land with him...... hahaha...... .....beat it.....
Hey no Michael Jackson jokes dam it ! ......OK just one.......... page <STYLE>.ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P{padding:0px;}.ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage{font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;}</STYLE>hahahaha.... poor MJ , there having a garage sale at never land, boys pants........ half off ! <STYLE>.ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P{padding:0px;}.ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage{font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;}</STYLE> This just in: Michael Jackson choked on a small bone r. When Farrah died and went to Heaven, St. Pete granted her one wish. She said she wanted all of the children to be safe, Poof! He killed Michael Jackson.......... The good news, since MJ was 90 percent plastic, they are going to melt him down and make him into Lego's, so all the little boys can play with him for a change...... <STYLE>.ExternalClass .EC_shape{;}</STYLE><STYLE></STYLE><STYLE>.ExternalClass a:link{;}.ExternalClass span.EC_MSOHYPERLINK{;}.ExternalClass a:visited{;}.ExternalClass span.EC_MSOHYPERLINKFOLLOWED{;}.ExternalClass p{;}.ExternalClass p.EC_MsoNormal, .ExternalClass li.EC_MsoNormal, .ExternalClass div.EC_MsoNormal{margin-bottom:.0001pt;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:'Times New Roman';}.ExternalClass a:link, .ExternalClass span.EC_MsoHyperlink{color:blue;text-decoration:underline;}.ExternalClass a:visited, .ExternalClass span.EC_MsoHyperlinkFollowed{color:blue;text-decoration:underline;}.ExternalClass p{margin-right:0in;margin-left:0in;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:'Times New Roman';}.ExternalClass span.EC_EmailStyle18{font-family:Tahoma;color:blue;font-weight:bold;font-style:normal;text-decoration:none none;}.ExternalClass span.EC_EmailStyle19{font-family:Calibri;color:#1F497D;}.ExternalClass span.EC_EmailStyle20{font-family:Tahoma;color:blue;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;text-decoration:none none;}@page Section1{size:8.5in 11.0in;}.ExternalClass div.EC_Section1{page:Section1;}</STYLE> Hey Collin , I just got Jackson 4 tickets , Ya wanna go..... D Michael Jackson comes home and his girlfriend is packing her bags.. Michael: "What are you doing??" Girlfriend: "Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You're a pedophile!" Michael: "Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!" why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Cos there's 20 of them Due to Michael Jacksons death, his London dates have been canceled... They were James (age 11) and Thomas (age 9) What is Ed McMahon, Farrah Faucet and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas?.....Patrick Swayze Jacko didn't even want that injection, until the doctor said he was gonna feel a small prick... Paramedic 1 " his heart has stopped " Paramedic 2 " then? beat it , just beat it " Mcdonalds has a new sandwich...Its called the Mc MJ, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Jackson's ashes should be placed in an etch a sketch, so children can continue to play with him Upon concluding the autopsy, doctors found a small black mass on Michael Jackson's genitals. It turned out it was just Emmanuel Lewis. Apparently CPR isn't as easy as ABC Michael jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he had too many 10 year old nuts. Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? A: Its when the big hand touches the little hand What a coincidence that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day. One had a lot of fun with Majors, while the other had a lot of fun with minors... They thought Michael Jackson was admitted to hospital with a heart attack. But they found him in the childrens ward having a stroke Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over. The first two paramedics arrived to find MJ flat on his back in the hallway, the first paramedic says "what shall we try first? " the second one says " THE FERRIS WHEEL, THE FERRIS WHEEL !!! " Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat? A: Throw me the bouy!! The atopsy came back for Michael Jackson....they said the reason for heart attack was his heart realized he was black and stopped working whats black white and hungry? -michael jacksons cat what room in your house will you never find michael jackson in? -the living room this ones bad...wackos remains are being made into a curry and given to the local orphanage this way the kids can feel him dribble out their arses one last time. who's bad I said to my wife, "Micheal Jackson`s dead - what the hell are we gonna do for a cheap babysitter now?" Michael Jackson is a musical legend. I think we were all touched by him from a young age For sale 2 tickets for the jackson five reunion ...with 20% discount The parametics arrived at Michael Jackson's house and tried to revive him. They were unsuccessful because when they tried to give him CPR they could't pinch his nose closed! What's the difference between Disney and Michael Jackson? Disney will be touching children worldwide forever. Why is Michale Jackson like a White Castle Hamburger? They both come in soft little buns. MJ is gonna be melted and made into a 360 so that he can continue to be turned on by kids. Mcauley Culkin stated that it was so, so sad. Michael Jackson touched me in ways that only a catholic priest would understand Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or creamated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. Time for all of Michael Jackson's homies to poor some juice from there juice boxes. What does Michael Jackson say to a 8 year old child? There's a big star inside you. Even though he died 2 hours earlier, doctors reported he did not become stiff till he was rolled by the childrens ward. i heard michael jackson died of an apparent 10 yr old crack habit The U.S. Postal Service will be issuing a MJ stamp so kids can still lick him. micheal jackson died of food poisoning today after eating 6 year old weiners michael jackson is going to be recycled into plastic duck so kids can play with him in the bath It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson's last wish was that he is melted down, and formed into a slide, so that little kids can go down on him forever. FOR SALE: Jackson 4 concert tickets REAL CHEAP! Jacko's cause of death - he choked on a rare Asian delicacy - Cream of Sum Yung Guy today we morn the loss of a friend and long time subscriber we here at N.a.m.b.l.a salute you M.J. A college today said it would be changing its name to Michael Jackson University in his memory. The schools old name was Brigham Young Fisher Price has decided to honor Michael Jackson with a new doll- Don't tickle me there Elmo.
My amature attempt at MS paint. Needs better lettering, and stuff, but the kids won't have to ask what does "The Shocker" means.
I was saving this one for myself but I don't think I'm going to have enough room for it and it's not the right car for the name. "Maiden America"
I think you already named it. "Snappy" actually fits pretty good. Whatever you do don't try to hard. I hate cars with names like flamethrowing dragonslayer skulldevil and shit.
I still like sgtlethargics lab rat idea and I even found this in a search. I think something similar would look good!
OK I was thinking "Texas Twister" but the subframe connectors changed all that. Now I guess go with "DART GAME" and in big loud red graphics with a circular dart board, some flying darts going at Chevy logo and blue oval Ford on the board. Then again that might look gay.
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