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Discussion in 'New to the H.A.M.B.? Introduce yourself here!' started by sixfink, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. sixfink
    Joined: Jul 26, 2009
    Posts: 87

    sixfink
    Member
    from Germany

    I have thought long and well about what to write here.

    I do NOT have a hot rod, rat rod, g***er or slingshot to call my own; mostly due to the ridiculous German vehicle laws over here, not even a ride built prior to 1964. And on top of that, I do like the Beach Boys, although y’all obviously don’t. Hands down, you gotta like a boy group whose members suffered serious psychic and alcohol problems. If it helps any, it is mostly the b-sides I dug before I could get my hands on less-known and less-popular records..

    Still, the H.A.M.B ist the major source for true, genuine, honest-to-god hot rodding, and a wealth of information to obtain about peroid-correct speed parts and no-frills solutions to problems that do NOT contain the following words: billet, new, electronics, big bucks.

    For those who care, I own a 1964 Mustang (yes, I know... a “belly****on”) export “T-5”-version sold through Ford Cologne in West Germany originally, undergoing restoration for nine years and many more to come, and a 1967 Mercury Cougar (is that a belly****on too?) that features quite a bunch of cheap speed parts thrown at it back in the day, like an Edelbrock F4B, 1962-date coded Stewart-Warner instrumentation, Stelling&Hellings air cleaner.and E.T.-unilug wheels. Oh, if that would give me a bonus, the paint is really shot..

    I have been tought many things about engines for years by a ‘Nam vet who had saved up all his bread in southeast asia to build and race a 1969 Superbee running 11 seconds flat here in Germany, and a former US coast guard. To those of you in the Service, the only US Army airfield, and current HQ of the 1st armored division in Germany is just a ten minutes drive from my place.

    So, why have I come here? Nostalgia and undiluted information, and no stupid advertizing for new billet speed parts. If I want billet, I turn it myself on my lathe, for myself only; and if I want electronics, I turn on my computer. Ford forums are either occupied with brand-bashing or how to put 17-plus inch wheels on and loads of billet aluminum, fibergl*** and the thinned-out junk called the 5.0. On a certain ford straight-six forum, all the old farts who still knew about how to get the most out of a load-o-matic distributor have been driven away by the aggressive marketing of a grossly overpriced HEI-distributor and aluminum head. However, nobody seems to care about the nitty-gritty history anymore, how all things started, how things have been way back, and that's what bothers me most.

    Regards,

    Simon
     
  2. Mark H
    Joined: May 18, 2009
    Posts: 1,461

    Mark H
    Member
    from Scotland

    Hi and welcome from Scotland.
    I was stationed at Gutersloh in the 1980's.My daily driver then was a '76 T5.You should sell those two old clunkers and buy a Model A.Ha Ha Ha.
    Know what you mean about the T.U.V. test,it's a *****.I remember a guy out there who had to pay more to get his car tested than he'd spent building it!
     
  3. dashman
    Joined: Apr 15, 2009
    Posts: 774

    dashman
    Member
    from Viroqua WI

    Welcome from Wisconsin!
     
  4. Welcome from Central Valley Ca. just west of Yosemite...
    I was stationed in Kaiserslautern in 1971, I had aVW bus (very unHAMPfriendly)
    My friends and I travelled a lot, made it to Octoberfest in Munich, I loved Germany.
    My last name is Becker soooo I felt right at home there...
    I don't think a Cougar is a belly****on car, not everybody has one, but still won't fly with this group, good luck here...
     
  5. 54 savoy
    Joined: Jan 10, 2009
    Posts: 424

    54 savoy
    Member

    welcome,one of the best intro's i've read,you're a car guy i'm a car guy,so it doesn't matter if you don't own a hamb car,just don't start a thread about why doesn't my tach work on my rat rod mustang! lol.
     
  6. sixfink
    Joined: Jul 26, 2009
    Posts: 87

    sixfink
    Member
    from Germany

    howdy back,

    and thanks a bunch for the welcome. Don't worry, I will not bother you with my late model junkers.

    Maybe I'll have a question about speed parts of the 1950's and -60's now and then, but I'll keep to just reading along mostly.
     
  7. Chuckles Garage
    Joined: Jun 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,365

    Chuckles Garage
    Alliance Vendor

    Welcome! Very good intro, enjoy yourself here!
     
  8. ken1939
    Joined: Jul 5, 2008
    Posts: 1,558

    ken1939

    Kraut? Man that sounds harsh, but if your calling yourself that who am I to argue. 1/4 german stock myself. Eichner. Grandma was stern :)

    Regardless, WELCOME! Post some pics of any events you folks may have in Deutchland, would love to see them!
     
  9. mid-mo lacquer
    Joined: Apr 2, 2009
    Posts: 272

    mid-mo lacquer
    Member
    from Missouri

    Welcome from mid mo. nice intro. i just painted a 70' cougar eliminator in my shop. i still have to do the sheetmetal. the owners picked a factory blue to paint it. they just picked up the body saturday to put the engine in and get it running. it'll be a sweet ride.
     
  10. Ax
    Joined: Oct 21, 2008
    Posts: 34

    Ax
    Member

    hey simon, is that the cougar I broke down with in texas, louisiana and florida? :cool:
     
  11. Pontiac Slim
    Joined: Jan 16, 2003
    Posts: 1,188

    Pontiac Slim
    Member Emeritus

    Pontiac Slim saz 'HI"
     
  12. firemunkey
    Joined: Jun 2, 2007
    Posts: 160

    firemunkey
    Member
    from temecula

    Welcome from California!
     
  13. sixfink
    Joined: Jul 26, 2009
    Posts: 87

    sixfink
    Member
    from Germany

    Dunno about you breaking down, but I guess so.

    Had to swap the groovy E.T. mags for steel wheels for now, since some ham-fisted mech really messed up one of them unilug wheels. Turned out that particular wheel had been made to fit a chevy bolt circle, so they widened the bolt holes using a file, then proceeded knocking five little holes in the hub area when they took an impact wrench to them lugnuts. It's a wall hanger at best now, and there ain't any single E.T.-V unilugs in 14x6 available on fleabay anymore... six months ago, there were plenty, in the 25-bucks-range. Bummer.
     
  14. 66Newport
    Joined: Dec 12, 2008
    Posts: 2,795

    66Newport
    Member

    Welcome from North Texas!!!! Good to have you here.
     
  15. kopperkart
    Joined: Aug 31, 2008
    Posts: 468

    kopperkart
    Member
    from Wisconsin

    I too am a Kraut two generations removed from the homeland. It matters less about what you own here, it's about what you think!
     
  16. Simon,

    Welcome from Maryland. I too am of German Heritage...love sauerkraut and Brats. Hell, we can find a car for you...just tell us your favorites. I've shipped a number of cars to the Fatherland...Have fun, there are a great bunch of folks here to help you.

    Murph
     
  17. Kingcrow
    Joined: May 8, 2009
    Posts: 343

    Kingcrow
    Member

    Welcome from Texas...Nice intro

    German/Irish here, my liver never had a chance ;)
     

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