Hot rod sayings

Long thread...Have these been posted yet?

"Trailers are for boats"
"You toucha my truck, I breaka you face" (sticker on my brother's '62 back in the 80's)
"Runs like a scared rabbit (or bat out of hell)"
"If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is"

 

That thing sounds like two skeletons f**king in a tin trash can

Lucas... the prince of darkness

 

..slicker than whale shit on an ice floe.......Robin Williams

...slicker than snot on a cow's lip...

...cross thread is better than loctite ...

...faster than shit thru a goose...

 

Measure with yard stick, mark with chalk, cut with torch...the 3 steps to perfection.

With a torch and a welder everything is universal fit.

and then my favorite for some odd reason...

"If the ride is mo' fly than you must buy."~Snoop Dogg

 

That motor wouldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding!

Jim Brokensha

 

How about:
"The older I get, the faster I was"
or
"Hot Rodding--turning dollars into noise"

 

"The Garage called....it wants your car back"

This was Woody's contribute...

 

Faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death!

 

Just doin my part to rid the world of those pesky fossil fuels.
Built with my kids inheritance

 

She’s quicker than a nickel blow job.
It couldn’t pull a limp dick out of a lard bucket.
Did anyone die in that wreck?
Did that thing come with shower curtains?
And this little poem that was taught to me by an old mechanic when I was a kid…
A little spark, a little coil
A little gas, a little oil
A piece of tin, a piece of board
Put them together… and you’ve got a Ford!

 

"There's only two kinds of racers, Cheaters, and Losers!"

 

If it has tits or tires your going to have problems with it. Real hotrods don't have valve covers.

 

So a '32 with a '92 Hemi is not a HR?

WTF

 

"if you have to ask the price its to expensive . . . if its to expensive make it yourself!"

 

Revive em' and Drive em'

 

A little O/T and rough, but funny as Hell.

Over-compensating musclecar driver, "Doc, every time I see myself in my rearview mirror my dick gets hard."

Doctor, "Your dick knows a pussy when it sees one..."

 

Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown.

AMF

In the Nam war they would say, Alfa Mike Foxtrot

 

James...lighten up and enjoy, dude. They're just sayin's.

 

Sounds like everything in it is swapping holes!

 

good enough for the girls I go with keep it stock or you will walk

 

"Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough..."
This might be the first or third corollary to Murphy's Law...
Murphy must have been a Hot-Rodder.

 

one from by buddies day ... "want to hear a real shit kicker "
my personal favorite " theirs nothing finer then black primer"

 

"You got a bad connection between the seat and the wheel"

"Don't let your meat loaf"

 

Why would ya use a '92 Hemi?? I don't even think Chrysler had a Hemi in '92....Damn kids these days...

 

"If ya ain"t cheatin' ya ain't tryin'
If ya get caught ya ain't tryin' hard enough"

When in doubt stand in it!


From Four wheelin circles -

Wrench, wheel, wreck, repeat.

 

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

and...

"I'm sweatin' like a whore in church"

or...

"I'm sweatin' like Paris Hilton takin' the S.A.T.'s"

 

Put the heel to the steel!

Their dipstick's not touching the oil!

My truck's 50/50 - looks good from 50 feet or at 50 miles per hour!

 

That's fuckin awesome. I'll have to modify that somehow to include all the rice rocket assholes out there, not just Honda drivers. Then put it on a bumper sticker and slap it on the daily driver.

 

I don't think I saw this one yet

"Drive it like it's stolen!!!"

or

"Live Fast, Play Hard, and leave a Good Looking Corpse"

or the alternative

"Drive Fast, Play Hard, and leave a Good Looking Corpse"

 

You say your car will go 150 mph?
I think you are reading the heat gauge.