Hot rod sayings

"Go for broke!"

"Hotter than two cats ****in on a tin roof"

my old man used to always say after finishing a not so perfect repair.
"90 miles an hour 100 yards away no one will tell the difference"

 

Hotter than a two-pecker'd toad.

 

The towing option for a "Ford" is....

Do you want a wheel lift, or a rollback wrecker???

This is Chevy country, on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust!!!

 

Life is a circus and I'm the driver of the clown car!

 

That hump in the floor of my chevy is the "fuel line".

 

Or i doesn't have enough torque to pull a greesed string out of a cats ***!!!

 

10-10-10 10% more nitro, 10% more boost, 10% more lead

 

"Real Hot Rods don't shine, they just go fast" Saw this on someone's garage wall--

 

She'll make the ground shake and your neck ache.


If it ain't steel, it ain't real.

 

I like;
"Sweatin' like a ****** on dollar day."

 

Kustom...because stock ****s

 

"catch me daddyo"

O'ya that was Adam Ant

 

Oh **** I've broken it, again!

Nick.

 

word to your mother.

 

Customize Or Walk!

 

Where's your car at??

My car can hook up on wet gr***!!

Come on paint job....get on it!!!

 

ON the dash of ElPollacko's truck years ago, in magnetic letters
SPEED IS ESSENTIAL

 

Our [dads, granddads, great granddads] didn't fight in WWII for us to drive foreign cars.

 

For all you bikers, I saw this on the back of a Harley Rider's shirt:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE ***** FELL OFF!"

 

"If you aint living on the edge you are taking up to much room!"

"Nitrous, don't leave home without it!"

"My other car is a RAT ROD!"

 

And on the front of a bicker chick shirt if you can read this I pushed the ***hole off. Keith

 

"if it ain't broke...it will be when you're done"

 

"we didn't win wwII so we could measure in centimeters."

 

"genuine stolen parts".....

 

When I was a kid building tri 5's in Wheaton, Md whenever we solved a problem it was "Hot Rod Ingenuity".

My favorite all time T shirt, saw it in Hawaii:

"THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE YOU TAKE ME HOME"

 

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting...."Holy ****, What a ride!"

 

He who travels fastest, travels alone. PUT IT TO THE WOOD!

 

Harder than Chinese Arithmetic

 

"Watch my rear, not hers!"

 

Saw this on a shirt last week " Man your car is fast, you were really moving when I p***ed you!"