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Laughable...FNG's wonder why we bust their balls...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BIGREDTODD, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394251

    If you're gonna do something dumb, be bold...

    If you're going to post on a classified ad, it better be "I'll take it", right?

    Well, why not rather use your 1st post as:


    1. *A post on a classified ad
    2. *A trade deal
    3. *Posting on Ryan's for sale ad.
    4. or...all of the above...

    This is a lame topic, but for some reason I just got a huge kick out of it...

    Delete it if need be, I'll still laugh...

    BRT

    UPDATED: Dude's post got removed, so you guys that are just now looking missed it...
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2009
  2. bob-n
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    That is some seriouisly funny shit there
     
  3. wetatt4u
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    TOO FUNNY ,

    I wonder how long before he gets his ass handed to him,

    maybe he'll even get a pile of old pop corn just for shits and grins...

    Really ,

    I can't believe some people won't OR don't care enough to take the time to read the

    rules and at least try to fit in ...
     
  4. Mr48chev
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    Add having the first post be a question on an off topic car because when you Googled the problem the H.A.M.B. had three out of the top ten answers on said problem.

    Post a question on simple technical issue that will have 20 threads pop up covering it if you just hit search.

    Fail to comprehend that your 65 and up anything is not a traditional car just because you have painted it John Deere flat black with whitewalls, red wheels and iron cross decals on the windows.


    True FNG story, On December 25, 1968 I hopped on a Huey in An Khe Viet Nam and rode out to my unit for the first time. Had everyone in the unit's Christmas presents stacked around me. Anyhow it wasn't long after I landed one PFC decided that he should be the one to give us hell about being the fng's of the unit and for the next week it was you fng's this and you fng's that. Then we found out that he had exactly six days more in country than we did and he had been the last FNG before we got there six days after he did. I watched an NFL pre season game on tv last night and I can imagine that the old guys were giving the rookies aka fng's a ration of crap some of the mistakes they were making that were happily brought to the viewers attention by the announcers.
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  5. wvenfield
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    Maybe Ryan wants a Harley.
     
  6. poboyross
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    I'm completely wet behind the ears, and while I understand the fng-ness of his first post being so far out of bounds in so many ways....the biggest thing that occurred to me was the sign on the building....Austin Speed Shop. Correct me if I'm newbishly wrong, but isn't that the place that Jesse James works at when he's in town? If that *is* the case, the aforementioned fng's offer is playing an entirely different ball game.
     
  7. Dick Dake
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    What, dude, focus.
     
  8. Really NOT seeing Ryan as a Harley guy! But it's still funny asking him on his ad,LOL...

    Kinda reminds me of..."You guys playing cards?"
     
  9. Special Ed
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    That's some hilarious shit...
     
  10. Mooseman
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    When I was at high school , the first year high school students would allways be called turds , it was a tradition that every first year high school student went through being a turd and then when you progressed you were able to call the next lot turds . Aparently after I left high school I heard it had gotten a bit overboard and they actually seperated the first years from the rest of the school at lunch breaks .
     
  11. skunx1964
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    even funnier with his avatar.....
     
  12. Special Ed
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    I know! It looks like he's actually saying it as we're reading it! I thought I was maybe having a flashback, or something...
     
  13. skunx1964
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    aww man, this is good shit! :D
     
  14. thanks todd that IS some funny shit!
     
  15. skunx1964
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    wait, bad bobs back? damn, totally laughin too hard to even catch that!
     
  16. a day late and dollar short huh?:D
     
  17. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm new castle brown ale...
     
  18. brigrat
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    Another true FNG story;
    Back in the sixty's a guy I knew would have Sunday acid party's, you walk in and at the door you would be handed Orange Sunshine, Mickey Mouse blotter, Merlin the Magician, etc. constant music on a reel to reel. I usually put it in my pocket and gave it to my sister! Any way half way threw the night a guy slides up to me and a friend and asked us to come into the bathroom, there he asked if we had a dollar so I reached in my pocket and pulled out 4 quarters! Yep you guessed it we were outed as FNG's, he was really looking for a dollar bill to roll! At 61 years old now it's still funny.............
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2009
  19. r8odecay
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    Ryan IS a Harley dude, worked at the Hop-Up aftermarket Harley shop, rode the Nitro'd Dyna...

    But still, Ryan would just build his own bike rather than take a trade on the wagon.

    enough bromance...
     
  20. 49ratfink
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    this is a stupid thread. I'm not even going to post a reply on it.
     
  21. damn old school HAMbers:rolleyes:;):rolleyes:
     
  22. skullhat
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    im basically a fng myself, but hey, thats funny shit



    skull
     
  23. James Maxwell
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    Oooookay.......


    :eek:
     
  24. flatheadpete
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    Harley Trike...not a Servi-car...a new trike. That's what I see Ryan rollin'.
    (man I hope I don't get banned for that.)
     
  25. JF
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    Posting Rules? what you guys talking about??? :) just kidding. that is funny though!
     
  26. FiddyFour
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    actually dude, he kinda owns a bit of it.
     
  27. DrJ
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    Hey Ryan! Like my Dad told me; If ya go on a cross country scoot, get yourself a kidney belt!
     
  28. panhead_pete
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    This thread is ingenious. Ryan's ad got bumped again, but into general discussion (whilst staying within the rules) and LOTS more people are looking at it. Pure evil genius :) Will have to remember this ploy.....

    Im surprised you conspiracy boys arent all over this. LOL
     
  29. I agree completely...(see disclaimer)...so I am not going to bump it either:rolleyes:

    BIGREDTODD = Pure evil genius + Newcastle

    :cool:
     

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