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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by lgh1157, Oct 31, 2004.

  1. mule
    Joined: May 24, 2004
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    family is always first. you can always geta new car
     
  2. jimmydeansgirl
    Joined: Oct 2, 2004
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    I think every car guy has a choice when it comes to women, if you want to go to sleep with a woman you can, if you want to go to sleep alone in your wonderful car, you can, but if you want to lead a good life you find a wonderful girl who wants to sleep in your car with you, or at least can appreciate the hard work you do.
     
  3. Guardrail
    Joined: Oct 22, 2004
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    My lovely bride and I just celibrated our 12th aniversary while we were on the Ego-Rama. Does she like cars? - kind of, but she loves me. I found out a long time ago that marriage is a 100%-100% deal, not 50%-50%. If you try to out do one another in doing for one another (this takes two), not only is the competition fun, but it has it's rewards [​IMG].
     
  4. This is a subject I have abso-phuqueing-lutely no clue. We had a silent drive home after going through the Dunkin Donuts drive through tonight.

    I spoke first to the speaker and ordered a coffee, I didn't know she wanted a donut, but she spoke and ordered a plain donut after I ordered. The******** the intercom thought she said 3 plain donuts. I tried to set the DD girl straight and said "no, just one plain donut".

    Apparently that was the wrong thing... She stared at me while we waited for the coffee and donut and I looked over after feeling he stare burning a hole in the back of my head and asked what was up? She said "nevermind" and we drove home in silence.

    [​IMG]

    Nads is correct
     
  5. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
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    There's a term for guys who relate to each other and "guy things" more than they do to the opposite****:

    Latent Homosexual

    Keep that in mind while you figure out which side of the fence you're on, sugar pants.
     
  6. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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    [ QUOTE ]
    This is a subject I have abso-phuqueing-lutely no clue. We had a silent drive home after going through the Dunkin Donuts drive through tonight.

    I spoke first to the speaker and ordered a coffee, I didn't know she wanted a donut, but she spoke and ordered a plain donut after I ordered. The******** the intercom thought she said 3 plain donuts. I tried to set the DD girl straight and said "no, just one plain donut".

    Apparently that was the wrong thing... She stared at me while we waited for the coffee and donut and I looked over after feeling he stare burning a hole in the back of my head and asked what was up? She said "nevermind" and we drove home in silence.

    [​IMG]

    Nads is correct

    [/ QUOTE ]
    maybe she ordered 3 donuts, but you mistakenly thought she said one and told the DD girl just one. This made your wife think that you only wanted her to get 1 even though she wanted 3, therefore making her think that you think she is fat and need to cut down on the donuts.

    Just maybe [​IMG]
     
  7. byrd
    Joined: Oct 14, 2004
    Posts: 40

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    i think that was it too.....that seems like a response anyone would get if that was the case. sorry man....you might have to open the conversation up yourself and see what happened. [​IMG] just rememebr to keep it cool, hehe, wouldnt want to make it worse hehe.. [​IMG] and NEVER be afraid to say that you're sorry!! this is to all guys!!! [​IMG]


    good luck to ya.
     
  8. jimmydeansgirl
    Joined: Oct 2, 2004
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    You know I wondered a lot whether my ex really was that intrested in cars or just wasn't that intrested in women. Guys who drive with there legs crossed always made me wonder anyway...Just glad I have a real man now!
     
  9. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Guys who drive with there legs crossed always made me wonder anyway...Just glad I have a real man now!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    me to!

    err wait.. wrong board...*****
     
  10. jimmydeansgirl
    Joined: Oct 2, 2004
    Posts: 122

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    The exhaust pipe can service both men and women, so I guess thats why guys like cars, they really don't have to make up their mind on who's team they play on.
     
  11. JoeCollectible
    Joined: Sep 24, 2004
    Posts: 196

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    There is more of that innuendo that guys just don't pick up on.

    How bout that # Byrd?

     
  12. byrd
    Joined: Oct 14, 2004
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    hehe... [​IMG].....my number? what if i'm some kind of gross looking/ crazy person?? and NO! being a girl doesnt make me crazy!!! [​IMG]...hehehe....
     
  13. MarkX
    Joined: Apr 8, 2003
    Posts: 1,232

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    from ...TX

    Ive been there done that!...............

    sold my cars for her....
    missed big events cuz...she didnt feel like it....
    passed up great deals ... cuz SHE said no.....

    Then I grew a pair.......... moved my**** out!!!!!!

    Now Ive found a great chic and shes just as into cars as I am........


    If your woman just tolerates your hobbie........ then shes just tolerates you..............

    It SHOULD be GIVE and TAKE,.....50/50 ......

    At least we dont go on like some Womens magazines or Daytime talkshows ....."Girlfriend,....hes a dawg,.....if he dont like the things you do ......kick him to the curb! and give that other man a chance!!"

    Shit man we'd reamed for saying***** like that.........


    GROW A PAIR GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish the best to those of you in a not so happy situation!
     

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