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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by rustyford40, Nov 12, 2009.

  1. general gow
    Joined: Feb 5, 2003
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    haha. don, i don't know man. i don't think i could keep a promise like that...
     
  2. bushman
    Joined: Nov 17, 2008
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    I'm amazed by the number of well meaning folks who trash threads solely because poor lad or l*** made a spelling mistake.

    Entire web sites are devoted to figuring out why most of us make typos. Other sites ****yse why we are able then, to happily comprehend those typos?

    "Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

    For better or worse, the personal computer (PC) and Internet gave the m***es (US) a sometimes flawed but fun way of expressing ourselves and communicating with others of similar interests once reserved for cheerless monks toiling away in damp church ba*****ts.
     
  3. EnglishBob
    Joined: Jan 19, 2008
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    This post would mean something if your opinion did too.:D
     
  4. keep KUSTOM777 away from that shoe box. HAHAHA
     
  5. Uh I'm dyslexic. OK so now everyone knows.
     
  6. tathataboy
    Joined: Mar 11, 2009
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    If spreading a dude's ashes in the trunk will stop rust, somebody lend me your uncle's urn.
     
  7. rustyford40
    Joined: Nov 20, 2007
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    You will meet him next summer he just got the car so it hasn't been seen yet. A real nice 49 visor and all
     
  8. LowKat
    Joined: Nov 29, 2005
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    Have Rolling Stones, Keith Richards drop by and he'll clean it up for 'ya.


    [​IMG]
     
  9. rustyford40
    Joined: Nov 20, 2007
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    General Gow=In november he is having car guys over his house for a cook out every sunday afternoon. I might bring my mother in laws ashes over.
     

  10. Dyslexics Of The World: UNTIE!


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  11. nothing wrong with a bit of comedy. this thread had me laughing out loud!
     
  12. Jimv
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    shouldn't the ashes be in the ASH TRAY??
    JimV
     
  13. general gow
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    bah dum bum.
     
  14. retromotors
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    Hey........!!
    I'm a monk toiling away in a damp church ba*****t.
    But where didja come up with this "cheerless" ******** .... huh? :D
     
  15. holeshot
    Joined: Sep 18, 2009
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    hey RUSTY...i quess you could realy say, this truck is to DIE for! and i realy do love that old boy, congrat's on being the new owner, and i'am sure YOU WILL show all the respect it deserves... call me POP...or the old FART!
     
  16. bushman
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    Back in the day you drove a hot rod for the sole purpose of getting laid. I would still be a virgin if I had not purchased a 69 Ford Mustang.
     
  17. propwash
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    Sorry, I think that the seller is having fun with the new owner. I can't imagine anyone being silly enough to spread a deceased person's ashes around the trunk of a car. Furthermore, why would you 'honor' this nonsense? Tell the feller that put those ashes in the trunk that if his relative means that little to him, he can stop by and visit the dead guy in the bottom of your shop vacuum.

    dj
     
  18. big bad john
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    ..........Me too.........Great thread....thats what H.a.m.b. all about
     
  19. junk yard kid
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    i dont spend enough time in the trunk to be spread there, maybe on the ground wear it was parked.
     
  20. THE_DUDE
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    Mix him up in the primer man. Then spray him on.
     
  21. oldcarfan
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  22. 23 bucket-t
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    <HR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e5e5e5; COLOR: #e5e5e5" SIZE=1> <!-- / icon and ***le --><!-- message -->
    Quote:
    <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset" cl***=alt2>Originally Posted by rustyford40 [​IMG]
    Yea the first owners ***es we spared in the trunk.
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    what it means: Hot Rods & ***es don't mix...... :eek:
     
  23. Man, now thats one hell of a trunk DEADener......................

    Doc.
     
  24. mart3406
    Joined: May 31, 2009
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    from Canada

    --------------------
    At Donna Mae Mims funeral, instead of
    being laid out and displayed in a casket,
    she requested that her corpse be displayed
    dressed in a pink driving suit and seated
    upright, behind the wheel of her pink
    Corvette....and it was! :eek::eek:

    Mart3406
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