Register now to get rid of these ads!

new kid

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by liz, Nov 14, 2004.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. CRAP
    Joined: Feb 23, 2003
    Posts: 488

    CRAP
    Member

    Yahoo! ID: skrewedandtattooed
    Real Name: Liz
    Location: everywhere...
    Age: 19
    Marital Status: Single, Not Looking
    Gender: Female
    Occupation: tattoo artist




    I swear I did not know she was 3
     
  2. aedan
    Joined: Oct 18, 2004
    Posts: 524

    aedan
    Member
    from ###

    welcome to the HAMB

    shame bout your car

    nice tats aswell
     
  3. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,902

    Dirty2
    Member

  4. ____
    Joined: Dec 20, 2001
    Posts: 299

    ____

    [ QUOTE ]
    sammy,,,
    do i NEED to call your WIFE again?????
    dude this chick can't even go to the bar with you,,,
    maybe she could babysit your KID???

    you still thinking of moving to utah and converting???

    love,,,
    miss traveling boot ho



    [/ QUOTE ]

    hahahahaahahaahaaa!

     
  5. Welcome Liz...

    Moving here to Bremerton, huh? It's not so bad... there's a few us with customs in town, but they're pretty few and far between.

    Quite a few tattoo shops in town (Navy town), finding work should be pretty easy. Good luck on your move...

    Hope you like rain and gloom. [​IMG]

     
  6. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
    Posts: 1,390

    CherryBlossom
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    dude this chick can't even go to the bar with you,,,
    maybe she could babysit your KID???

    ps,,, hey girly,,, there ARE dating sites out there,,,this is NOT one of them

    [/ QUOTE ]

    BAHAHAHAHAHA

    need I say more?

     
  7. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    You guys are pathetic. Anytime a girl comes on here, you're like a bunch of drolling puppies, get a grip.

    Hey liz, quit 'obsessing' about a car and buy/build one then come back. I'd rather see pictures of your car than you. This isn't a dating service.

    If you dumb*** dudes thought with your heads instead of your ****s, you'd run off people with as little to offer as liz, in a second. But because she's a girl she gets a free p***.
     
  8. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
    Posts: 1,257

    Gracie
    Member

    So you wrecked a vintage vehicle... maybe you should just stick to driving something you can handle... Automatic, Power steering, anti-lock brakes...

    (Chevy engine... bah)

     
  9. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
    Posts: 1,257

    Gracie
    Member

    Hey Jalopy... those are MY initials on that spark plug... does that mean I own you now?
     
  10. tinyelvis
    Joined: Jun 11, 2001
    Posts: 505

    tinyelvis
    Member

    I'm gonna re-intro as a hot 28 yr. old chick from Detroit..
     
  11. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
    Posts: 1,390

    CherryBlossom
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm gonna re-intro as a hot 28 yr. old chick from Detroit..

    [/ QUOTE ]

    and my husband will STILL want you TinyE [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  12. 52Chief
    Joined: Feb 10, 2004
    Posts: 590

    52Chief
    Member
    from San Diego

    Is there a link to the HAMB on some sort of Rock-a-silly dating website?
     
  13. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
    Posts: 1,257

    Gracie
    Member

    What kind of a girl puts a picture of her rancid stubbly scary looking pooter on the web?
     
  14. jalopy43
    Joined: Jan 12, 2002
    Posts: 3,085

    jalopy43
    Member Emeritus

    I am yours anytime,Grace!!Hurry back to Dixie!!!'Hey porter,hey porter'....... Liz is a good kid,all she needs is a car,maybe even an "Old Jalopy"??? lol [​IMG] Glenn M. (aka Sparky) Poor Boys CC,TN
     
  15. jonnycola
    Joined: Oct 12, 2003
    Posts: 2,065

    jonnycola
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    What kind of a girl puts a picture of her rancid stubbly scary looking pooter on the web?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Steel Phoenix
    Joined: Jul 26, 2004
    Posts: 343

    Steel Phoenix
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    What kind of a girl puts a picture of her rancid stubbly scary looking pooter on the web?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So is that worse than a crotch rocket? [​IMG]
     
  17. Rusty
    Joined: Mar 4, 2004
    Posts: 9,487

    Rusty
    Member

  18. Steel Phoenix
    Joined: Jul 26, 2004
    Posts: 343

    Steel Phoenix
    Member

    Its no drama, its just silly.
     
  19. slammed
    Joined: Jun 10, 2004
    Posts: 8,150

    slammed
    Member

  20. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    Liz, welcome aboard. Ya did nothing wrong, you posted a link to some photos of yourself AFTER you were asked for them. Don't fret the small stuff. You can learn alot from this sight especially after you get yourself another shoebox. You might even get a lead about one in the WA area from this site. Get yourself settled in to your digs, then come on back and spend some time on here learning about traditional hot rods and customs.
     
  21. trey
    Joined: Sep 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,220

    trey
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    What kind of a girl puts a picture of her rancid stubbly scary looking pooter on the web?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Viva la Hamb!


    trey
     
  22. Hellbilly_Buzzard
    Joined: May 5, 2004
    Posts: 454

    Hellbilly_Buzzard
    Member

    Here is some tech advice for you.

    www.rockabillydating.com

    If anyone else wrecked a box they would be receiving hell, or they would be smart enough not to tell anyone here.
     
  23. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    [ QUOTE ]
    wrecked a box

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Why does this make me laugh? I must be a sick f#cker....
     
  24. tinyelvis
    Joined: Jun 11, 2001
    Posts: 505

    tinyelvis
    Member

    What can I say Cherry? I'm a gay magnet. BUT, being married to a homo***ual has it's advantages, I mean, he does have a great sense of style!

    HAHA [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  25. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    It looks like liz's profile is empty and her album's gone.

    I guess I'm gonna have to look at my own stubbly cooter for kicks now. Damn, where's my pocket mirror?

    I guss it was the gals who piled on first, but I did my fair share, but truthfully I was piling on you gullible guys more than her. But everytime someone runs off, I get to feeling really guilty about it.

    I wish I wasn't such an ***hole.
     
  26. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]

    I wish I wasn't such an ***hole.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    but your a good-looking ***hole, which is more then can be said for most [​IMG] xoxoxo
     
  27. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    Thanks Denise, but remember you're looking at me from a distance, you're in Michigan. Once you cross the Mason-Dixon line I start looking pretty bad.
    When you get to Jacksonville, you'll be able to see my forest like nose hairs.
     
  28. Scooterville
    Joined: Nov 7, 2004
    Posts: 4,267

    Scooterville
    Member

    well,looks like they're done with this thread. She must have come on here just to meet chicks.
     
  29. Waxing = good
    Shaving = bad

    Any questions?
     
  30. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
    Posts: 889

    snortonnorton
    Member
    from Florida

    [ QUOTE ]
    You guys are pathetic. Anytime a girl comes on here, you're like a bunch of drolling puppies, get a grip.

    Hey liz, quit 'obsessing' about a car and buy/build one then come back. I'd rather see pictures of your car than you. This isn't a dating service.

    If you dumb*** dudes thought with your heads instead of your ****s, you'd run off people with as little to offer as liz, in a second. But because she's a girl she gets a free p***.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    couldn't of said it better myself.
    It's funny how most guys let girls get away with **** and consume their time and efforts.

    let the H.A.M.B. spread the gospel, not ********.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page

Register now to get rid of these ads!

Archive

Copyright © 1995-2021 The Jalopy Journal: Steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth in. Terms of Service. Privacy Policy.

Atomic Industry
Forum software by XenForo™ ©2010-2014 XenForo Ltd.