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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Animal, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    I signed up last week, even made a couple posts, but decided I should post an intro, so here goes.....
    I'm an old fart, 52 to be precise, and a certified gearhead. Cars, bikes, whatever else that made noise and looked kool was all I thought about as a kid. My dad and uncles used to take me to the airport drags in the mid-late fifties into the early sixties. We went to the stock car races on Saturday nights, starting when I was six. Those old chopped down coupes and sedans in the modified cl*** wound me up like a two-dollar watch!
    What Hot Wheels? When I was 5 or six, I started drawing hot rods and race cars, coloring them, then cutting them out and playing with them all around the house and yard. (my fifteen year old twin sons look at me like I'm from the planet stoopidzville when I say stuff like that) I cut and raked my first bicycle at 10, with the help of my dad. I "helped" the older neighbor kids build a plywood kar that vaguely resembled a chopped Model T, and filled in as test pilot when nobody else could get inside. I was 9-10. Halfway down the hill, the front axle decided it didn't care to go to the bottom, turned left, and caused us to barrel roll a few times, resulting in catastrophic damage to the kar, but I emerged un****hed! Thank goodness for the 2X4 roll bar! Anyhow, you get the picture.... I went through chopped and raked bikes, a mini-bike or two, dirt bikes, street bikes, choppers, bobbers, hot rods, Detroit muscle, all in a low-tech, lobucks fashion.
    I built a couple V6 trikes, just to see what they would turn out like, I've raced stock cars (and trucks), and am currently building a 1956 Plymouth 2dr post into a daily-driven g***er-inspired rod with a 440.
    I live in a town of around 50 people in the mountains of Colorado, at 7,600 feet of elevation. I do custom painting as a hobby, weld for a living, and build race cars and other stuff for fun in my "spare" time.
    I have a pair of fifteen year old sons, and their mother and I are pretty damned comfortable together, after nearly seventeen years.
    Hope to be here for awhile, learning what I can. You never know, I might even know the answer to a question someday. My web page
     
  2. Slide
    Joined: May 11, 2004
    Posts: 3,021

    Slide
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    Welcome, Animal! Keep us posted on the progress of the Ply G***er.

    You should name your story "From Ply-wood to Ply-g***er" [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Drive on
    Joined: Jun 30, 2003
    Posts: 189

    Drive on
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  4. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
    Posts: 1,576

    colorado51
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    Welcome, you will have fun here.

    That Mopar looks pretty damn straight, should be a cool car [​IMG].

    Where the hell is Hooper? I've lived here all my live and cant place where it is! [​IMG]
     
  5. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,934

    HOTRODPRIMER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Welcome,,,again! [​IMG]HRP
     
  6. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    Thanks, guys. CO51, Hooper is about 20 miles north of Alamosa on Hwy17. It's in the San Luis Valley. Where are you located? ** Drive On, your art is great! I love the coupe in the snowstorm. ** Slacker, it does appear that we may be somehow cosmically related. [​IMG] Thanks again to all for the welcome. I think I've found a new hang-out!
     
  7. Cycle Jock
    Joined: Oct 20, 2004
    Posts: 418

    Cycle Jock
    Member

    Welcome to "Our World", life in the fast lane, and on the back streets. Hey bud, keep your nose above the snow....Fred
     
  8. Welcome to the HAMB. Way better intro than the new gal. Plus a cool website to boot and all you have is one page? Just ain't right. You shoulda come on and said "I have ****s" and you'd have three or four pages.

    Anyway welcome and enjoy.
     
  9. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
    Posts: 3,091

    k9racer
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    You filled out your bio. You did a good intro_Old guy. can add knowledge to the board.You race so I think you will fit in fine. Welcome.Now a few questions what is the mini stock? Toyota or arrow? One last thing if you are into old stock cars a group of racers are in your state I will pm you with contact info if you want it. Bobby..
     
  10. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,902

    Dirty2
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    Welcome !!! Keep us posted on progress !!!
     
  11. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    The mini-stock was a Mustang II fastback with the b-pillars cut out (couldn't help myself; that thing looks cool as a hard-top!) Thanks, guys. I feel right at home. [​IMG]
     

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  12. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
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    Animal
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    rustyford, I took your advice & edited the thread ***le....we'll see if that does any good. LOL Thanks for the suggestion!
     
  13. ChuckleHead_Al
    Joined: Mar 29, 2004
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  14. trey
    Joined: Sep 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,220

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    welcome to the hamb animal. looks like you are a do it all kinda guy. that Belvedere looks to be in pretty good shape. should be fun to work on.

    now, about those ****s.

    trey
     
  15. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
    Posts: 7,253

    Gotgas
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    from DFW USA

    Let's see the ****s..
     
  16. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    It was all rustyford's idea.......it DID seem to get a couple new posts.
     
  17. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
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    Man ****s, how appealing [​IMG]

    Welcome aboard. A hot rod guy with a sense of humor. Glad to have ya here.
     
  18. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    And they're all natural! No silicone for this old fart!
     
  19. Hellbilly_Buzzard
    Joined: May 5, 2004
    Posts: 454

    Hellbilly_Buzzard
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    Welcome Animal.

    Bro or Manzire???
     
  20. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
    Member

    No support...these babies are firm!
     
  21. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
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    from Garner, NC

    Damn you got me. I wanted to see the ****s, now I think I'll p***. Welcome I think you'll like it here, you seem to grasp the vibe already.
     
  22. See there - already on page two! [​IMG] Your gettin' there.
     
  23. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    Thanks for the coaching, rustyford1. [​IMG]
     
  24. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
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    Being welcomed by a bunch of car guys that wanna see man****s has gotta make ya feel real special [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  25. Steel Phoenix
    Joined: Jul 26, 2004
    Posts: 343

    Steel Phoenix
    Member

    What an awesome intro! Welcome!!! [​IMG]
     
  26. jalopy43
    Joined: Jan 12, 2002
    Posts: 3,085

    jalopy43
    Member Emeritus

    You may have ****S,but have you WRECKEDyer BOX???? [​IMG] [​IMG] Welcome Spark'O
     
  27. Animal
    Joined: Nov 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,139

    Animal
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    Denise, I'm used to being called "special"! Now if I could just find the "short bus", I'd be set. [​IMG]
     
  28. Steel Phoenix
    Joined: Jul 26, 2004
    Posts: 343

    Steel Phoenix
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    Find one? Why not make one? [​IMG]
     
  29. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
    Posts: 1,576

    colorado51
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Thanks, guys. CO51, Hooper is about 20 miles north of Alamosa on Hwy17. It's in the San Luis Valley. Where are you located?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Im in Westminster; just outside of Denver.

    Beautiful area down there. Ive been all around this state but I can say I have never been to Hooper!

    Have fun [​IMG]
     

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