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Famous "car guy" quotes.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TheRookie, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. the one I will remember is from Lil John Buttera at DelMar the year before he passed away,we were talking in the hotel parking lot he was with Steve Moal and I made a comment about I wish I had 10% of his building skills and he smiled and said "ANYBODY COULD BUILD A CAR LIKE ME IF THEY HAD MY PHONEBOOK" Moal laughed and said thats the truth...........I'll never forget that,wonder where that book went.
     
  2. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!.............Damn I miss Steve Evans
     
  3. (BlueOval)
    Joined: Dec 30, 2008
    Posts: 222

    (BlueOval)
    Member
    from Slo-Cal

    Are you sure you know what your doing?-Jesse James( Monster Garage)

    He just ran out of talent going into turn 1- Pick a Nascar driver and he's probably said that one.

    Here Kitty Kitty- Tony Stewart
     
  4. hotrod32@usfamily.net
    Joined: Jan 24, 2008
    Posts: 251

    hotrod32@usfamily.net
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    from st paul

    bill was the man got to meet him and shoot the bull with did you know he wrote under many different names my real hot rod hero that drove his hotrod!!!!!
     
  5. VA HAMB
    Joined: Jun 14, 2006
    Posts: 1,377

    VA HAMB
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    "if you're not first, you're last!" -Race Bobby.
     
  6. Idlzruf
    Joined: Oct 24, 2009
    Posts: 93

    Idlzruf
    Member

    "Drag racing is Far out"
    "JUngle had the 2 best rides in drag racing"
     
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  7. oldpl8s
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
    Posts: 1,488

    oldpl8s
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    sign on an old radiator shop in Irwindale: "A great place to take a leak"
     
  8. flatheadjunk
    Joined: Nov 10, 2006
    Posts: 288

    flatheadjunk
    Member Emeritus
    from Orange CA

    "You can have any color as long as it's white"---Carroll Shelby commenting on the '65 GT 350 Mustang.
     
  9. blojectedj
    Joined: Nov 9, 2009
    Posts: 117

    blojectedj
    Member
    from oklahoma

    My uncle who taught me more about cars than anyone was a true car guy. A couple of his sayings:
    Anything will fly if you throw it hard enough!
    A porsche ain't nothin but a gloryified volkswagon!
     
  10. 6bblbird
    Joined: Apr 1, 2009
    Posts: 102

    6bblbird
    Member
    from New Jersey

    "Do you know who I think I am?" A Long Island Pro Mod racer.

    "The older I get, the faster I was!
     
  11. DocWatson
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
    Posts: 10,288

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    'It was all going well untill the light turned green, then I ran out of talent'
     
  12. 52style
    Joined: Mar 22, 2009
    Posts: 326

    52style
    Member

    i dont know if this has already been said dont wanna read 5 pages

    "cant find em grind em"
     
  13. "As much as you fuck up, you were bound to get it right sooner or later." Said to me by one of my best friends. A hard core hot rodder, as he was handing the keys back to me from a test run he'd been on, in a car I'd just finished.
     
  14. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

    buzzard
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    "Drive it like you know how to fix it" --Brian Bass.
     
  15. billsill45
    Joined: Jul 15, 2009
    Posts: 784

    billsill45
    Member
    from SoCal

    If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

    There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love. - Stirling Moss
     
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  16. "balls to the wall or nothing at all!" my father.

    quot i once saw on a shirt aobut 15 years ago about G.T.Os
    "old goats never die, they just chew up the competition"
     
  17. barrelvalve
    Joined: Sep 2, 2009
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    barrelvalve
    Member
    from Mass

    Up close and personal. lol
    T.H. (have the stripes washed off that car yet?)
     
  18. rumblytruck
    Joined: Mar 15, 2005
    Posts: 102

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    Ray Evernham said that one when he was Jeff Gordons' crew chief.

    Earnhardt said "Drop the rag, let's GO"!
     
  19. thesupersized
    Joined: Aug 22, 2004
    Posts: 1,367

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    "At least we don't dent your wallet" Maaco Auto Body.
     
  20. skuzkitty
    Joined: Jul 11, 2008
    Posts: 69

    skuzkitty
    Member

    Herman Munster: Well, aren't you gonna wish me luck, Grandpa?
    Grandpa: [Grandpa waves his hand a little] Drop dead! :cool:
     
  21. nutso
    Joined: Nov 18, 2009
    Posts: 11

    nutso
    Member
    from washington

    'calling upon my years of experience, i froze at the controls.' - stirling moss

    'common sense tells you don't use the blow dryer in the shower, don't stick your tongue to the flagpole in january, duh, and you certainly don't try to go racing in a two ton full-size luxo-barge' - tony defeo
     
  22. 53sled
    Joined: Jul 5, 2005
    Posts: 5,817

    53sled
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    from KCMO

    Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races.
     
  23. blojectedj
    Joined: Nov 9, 2009
    Posts: 117

    blojectedj
    Member
    from oklahoma

    My Dad, God rest his soul: "Why do you put those big wide tires on there, hell your just driving around hunting for nails"!
     
  24. onlychevrolets
    Joined: Jan 23, 2006
    Posts: 2,307

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    I promise I'll pull out
     
  25. Sumtingwong
    Joined: Jul 14, 2009
    Posts: 22

    Sumtingwong
    Member
    from Enola, Pa

    "That sunuvabitch better be an anvil, or I'm gonna break it.." - Mario Andretti, testing engines for ..Ford/Cosworth, maybe?

    "He couldn't drive a Camel to water" - Greg Biffle, referring to some unknown driver over the team radio.
     
  26. Surprised we got this far without these two....

    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

    It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
     
  27. DocWatson
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
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    I feel ill, my favorite movie and I misses the quotes!! UGH!!

    'Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail us now'
     
  28. Dale Earnhardt - "It doesn't matter how many possessions you own or how much money you have in the bank, - its how happy you are with what you got."
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    I've tried to remember to live like that since I read that interview asking him how fame & fortune changed him or not.
     
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  29. deathcar77
    Joined: Jul 16, 2009
    Posts: 44

    deathcar77
    Member
    from Scotia, ny

    'Speed is just a question of money....how fast can you go?'
    -Garage Mechanic from Mad Max
     
  30. budman
    Joined: Jan 28, 2008
    Posts: 32

    budman
    Member

    Mike Marinoff about his new dragster engine "If this thing starts, you just lost!"
     

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