Experience.........nuufffff said. I saw the squirrel catapult before, but it was with a ***** shooter.....need to find that video....freakin hilarious....
Get an attack cat like I did....It'll keep the smaller critters at bay - as long as there are plenty for it to eat! <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/04/funny-pictures-i-can-has-2/"><img ***le="funny-pictures-cat-wants-deer-burger" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/funny-pictures-cat-wants-deer-burger.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /></a><br />see more Lolcats and funny pictures
I use chicken wire to keep the critters from dining on my sacrificial driver car that became a banquet target.
Here ya go man, ***** this. http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/2/SQUIRREL-VS-*****-SHOOTER-226953.html
Years ago, I got a cat in my car's fan too. Tore it up good. My roomate came out when he heard the noise, went in the house and came out with a bag and a hammer. He said he was gonna stick the cat's head in the bag, and put it out of it's misery with the hammer. YIKES! I don't have the stomach for that. Anyway, I convinced him to take it to the Vet. It looked worse than it was, and lived
[ An electric fence is normally 120v stepped down to 24v and will still set your pecker on fire is ya piss on it.[/QUOTE] Would you like to tell us the story of how you came to know this?
Would you like to tell us the story of how you came to know this?[/QUOTE] You stand in front of the wire and let loose...there has to be more of us than this, isn't there?
Years ago i bought a'64 Chevy to fix up and make a few bucks. Drove it home late at night and parked it outside. Went out next day and fired it up. A lot of t******* and banging under the hood ended when a large cat exited from under the car and ran off. I noticed an odd shape to it's tail but didn't think anything more about it. For a few years after that same cat roamed the neighborhood with a tail that took about a 90 degree turn about 3-4 inches from the end. Frank
Just leave the car running....they don't like it when it is still running. Dryer sheets will work, and so will Irish Spring soap...but the dryer sheets are easier to place. I'll second the "pecker on fire if ya piss on it!!"....it was so intense I didn't piss again for almost two weeks!!! Wasn't funny when I found that out, but it sure was funny as hell when I got a buddy to do it!!!
I once took my neighbors cat for a 2 mile trip riding in the engine bay of my daily. Fortunately it was unhurt, and on the trip back he was in the p***enger seat, still a little confused about what happened.
when I was a teenager, we got a call from our neighbor, he was at work 10 miles away and wondered what he should do with our cat, who had ridden to work with him under the hood of his panel truck.
Got to be more than one kind, my brother uses one for the dogs in the back yard. If the ground is wet and you grab the gate the wrong way it'll give ya a nice buzz that makes you let go in a hurry.
umm, nope. at least not one you buy from a store. Anything with an input over 240v is illegal, and must be stepped down, and is considered animal cruelty, punishable by 10 years in jail and up to 25K in fines. It takes a real man to admit he's pissed on an electric fence. It takes an idiot to do it twice, and a best friend for a lifetime to coax you willingly or unknowingly into doing it. the cat named fanbelt............HAHAHAAAAAAA I knew a dude back in West Virginia who named his dog Goodyear cause he seemed to get runover by so many cars and never died...
they step the voltage up to 10kv, but they drop the continuous current (amperage) proportionally. That's whty they use a capacitor...it can discharge quite a bit of current at that high voltage for a very short time. ouch! I've never got bit by my wife's fence, I'm really careful.
Hey, I was about 11 or so when I pissed on one. I was on the back of a pond dam and was ******* with the wind to my back to see how far I could get it to go. Unfortunately, I made it all the way to the electric fence! It also reminds me of the story my parents still tell about me and my sister. We had planted trees down either side of our 800ft driveway and ran electric fence all the way around them. We made it a family thing to go feed our 4 cows and 1 bull each night, and once I was carrying the plastic feed bucket. Well, just before I got to the fence, I flipped the bucket upside down, climbed on top, and then grabbed my sister! Zapped the hell out of her. My parents still laugh about that one.
IT Works!!! My brothers Jack Russel tore the hoses, gas line, and wires out of his Scout trying to get a squirl out from under his hood,,,,,IT Works!!!
Don't ya have to be grounded to get zapped from an electrified car? I've never known a squirrel to stand there and lean against a car...though I'd enjoy seeing that.
Squirrel, you have an electric fence for your wife? Does she normally wonder out of the yard without it?
yeah, it's not easy keeping women in their place in the modern age. (oh that's right...her place is at the office, making money. or wherever else she wants to be)
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