Anyone know what this box in my engine bay is??

I like it......could also be the missing component for the Tesla Death Ray...try putting 12 volts to it and see if airplanes start falling out of the sky.

 

a. audio re verb
b. death ray
c. garage door opener
d. mafia bomb detonator device
c. time machine
e. 60's electric hash pipe

final answer please?

 

Silly....it's obvious. The first owner got a DUI...that's a breathalizer. The state made him install it. Don't disconnect it or it will not start.

 

did you find out what it is ????

 

So how many Tesla folks we got here?

 

They had a pretty good album in the mid 90's. Whats was that song "love will find a way" or somthing.

 

A buddy of mine wired up something like that to his dirt track car. wires going into rollcage and all sorts of odd places. Did it to mess with tech guy, almost cost him the feature win.

 

You're close. That box is where you install the dylithium crystals, or at least thats what Spock told me.

 

it's a heater element for windshield washer fluid in sub zero climates.....

you just have to make sure its powered up before pouring a fresh gallon in...

Who wants to start a tesla group? I'm in!!!!

 

That dude was a bad ***! . F Thomas Edison

 

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT SINCE I OPENED THIS THREAD MY COMPUTER WILL BARELY LOAD A PAGE, IT HAS ****ED UP MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM DEAD SERIOUS!!!!!
PUT THE ****ING LID BACK ON IT AND DON'T **** WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****.

 

It may have been one of Peter Brock's early 'Energy polarizers'. they aline all the electronic molecules to make any car run better.........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Brock

 

I drag does that mean you dress like a chick?

 

Ouch!! Did the DUDE just draw first blood???

 

I had my wife look at the part someone called a ********. She says we don't know Sh**t

 

I think this guy has us all beat....

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Sorry man all them caps I thought he was yellin I got scared

 

not a garage door opener..sheesh
its more likely a garage door closer..

or la rare early underhood microwave oven .. for finishing up a tasty exhaust manifold meals on wheels when a quick short trip leaves your meat raw... the lid is missin cuz someone forgot to remove the double foil wrapper ( now we know about foil and microwaves don't we ? )and the whole meal stuck to it when they were puttin out the fire.
these were hard to convert from the even rarer 6 volt FORD units..
i heard the popeel showtime rotissorie is the final descendent " set it and forget it"

is the ****on on the dash a constant or momentary type ? .
see any connections to the clock or speedometer ?
walk to school or carry your lunch ?
your dog die?
what color is blue?
reading that newspaper your sitting on?
your mom dress you like that everyday?.

 

Whatever it is,don't tell the Government,cuz they'll create a new tax fer it...

 

Why not? aparently edison F'd us....

 

What a great idea this would be for a luxury car, imagine all of the burn holes it could prevent in the seats!!! and you wouldn't have to worry about "bogarts".

 

It's an anacana****er. Ask Moe Howard what the definition is exactly.

 

wasn't the polarizer just a box full of crystals???

 

Okay, I am part of a government conspiracy, it is not a garage door opener. When I push the ****on the car flies in the sky as long as I am going 88 miles per hour.

 

It's a time wasting machine--I set here and read every enlightened post.
Man you missed your callings, you cats should be comedy writers!(or under obsevation)

The H.A.M.B comedy club is on the air.

Yes waay

 

Shhhhh...."They'll" hear us.....

 

I was wondering where I left that!!!

 

Gee Mr. DUDE, is that any way to start the new year, attacking people for no reason?

I mean, I would know by reading your posts, and ***ume by looking at your avatar that you're an ignorant fat ****, but I don't go posting that for no reason, do I?

I am also surprised that all caps frighten you, since you so clumsily have your name in all caps.

I know it's all in fun, just a little internet teasing. No harm done. I'll buy you a beer next time you're over my way. Happy new year!

 

flux capacitor HERE

 

Holy **** this post has been AMAZINGLY sidelined!