What's the best Auto "Sayings"/Mantra's

Nobody remembers this one?
"If the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'"
or
Automobile magazines tag line "Cogito Ergo Zoom", I Think Therefore I Go Fast!

 

just postin so i can find these later

 

Gas station attendant; "keep that up and I'm goin' to kick a Flyin' Red Horse out of you"

 

" If this shit was so easy, everyone would have a cool, fast car"


"If you are not having fun doing it, find another hobby weener!""



Guess I woke up on the wrong couch this morning!!!

Dave

 

You hammer like lightning ... you never hit the same spot twice.

 

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My High School Auto Shop teacher used this one to describe the 4 cycle engine to us in our Freshman year:

Suck (Intake Stroke), Squeeze (Compression Stroke), Fart(Combustion Stroke), & Blow (Exhaust Stroke).

Also: I cut it twice and it's still too short!

 

Two for the use of Bondo:

"Put it on thick and take it off quick"

"Put it on thin and win"

 

To make a small fortune in auto racing you must start out with a large fortune.
Tom

 

You can push a garage door 200 miles per hour if you have enough horsepower - Jaxx

 

"your going so slow, that if you hit the brakes you would be going FASTER!!"

 

I dunno, my motto has always been

 

Why that motor is shakin like a dog shittin razorblades.
Man Im sweatin like a whore in church,
If it wasn't fer yer tools I'd have no tools at all,
Hit the key and lets see if she belches or farts,
man that car is ass crack ugly,
she'll stop on a dime and give you nine cents change,
lookin at those tires, I have seen more tread on a balloon,
Best solution I can see is raise the radiator cap and drive another car under it!
How much did they pay you to take that car.
If I could buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth I would'nt have to work another day.
I do bodywork not car replacement.
last but not least: ASS GAS OR GRASS NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!

 

Obama's words for GM Government Motors

 

Moderation. To a point.

 

What happens at the shop stays at the shop!
She’s had more wangs than a Chinese phone book

 

I lose money on every deal, but I make up for it in volume!

 

"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines" -Enzo ferrari

 

Oats have two prices, one before they go through the horse...and one after.

 

Close only counts in horse shoes and shit fights.

 

That's why they call it bodywork, and not bodyfun.

 

good enuf for who it's for--better'n what it's on--can't see it from the highway. my ol' buddy's lament every time he finished scuffing/buffing a new paint job.

 

I love Fords,they keep dickheads away from Chevs!

 

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I can't believe I read the whole thread...

While building the hot rod, my son said, "Dad, there ain't nothing bolt-on!"
That's how I came up with my signature.

 

Regarding racing parts and tools; "buy the best and you only cry once".