The Funniest Nigerian Scammer Email !

Here's an email I just received..I laughed my *** off...I have a 67 Chrysler that was for sale... this one os from a dumb *** calling himself John Bray...the ***le: 4 doors sedan
Hello,
I saw this your ads.(TwoLittersVariesColorsMales/Females)I am interested in buying it , i will like to know the present condition of it and the last price you want to sell it.Shipment will be handled by my shipping agent.Payment will be through a certified cheque. Get back to me asap.Thanks..........
Man I want to punch one of these ***holes!!

 

uh huh...hillarious...

 

String him along,have a couple laughs wasting his time..

 

I give these to my brother..He messes with thier heads..he even gets them to call him on thier dimes..its hilarious...

 

i got one of these when i was selling a car. i agree, play it out 'til it's no longer funny then give the s.o.b. hell!

 

It is amazing this guys is still in business.

 

I got this one yesterday:

good day to you over there please i will like to order
this goods from your store
item-----fuel filters
'qty----100
and i need the quote very urgently and let
me know your acceptable creditcardto this innnformatino bellow address 5 buari street mushin city lagos name Adekunle Country nigeria zipcode 23401


It came from a hotmail addy

I replied:

" $2,000,000 cash only"


Haven't heard back from him. (BTW area code 23401 is Keller VA on Rt 13.)

 

They are about the dumbest *******s on the planet..i tell you..they are more a nuisance than any thing...Seriously i just want to slap them around a few times....

 

Those kind of scams are funny if you know the game.
The scammers I hate are the ones in our own country that knowingly misrepresent the item they are selling. Pretty much outright lying, saying its better than it is, not disclosing defects, etc.
I bet those ****ers make more money collectively than the Nigerian or other scammer.

 

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I got this one yesterday:

good day to you over there please i will like to order
this goods from your store
item-----fuel filters
'qty----100
and i need the quote very urgently and let
me know your acceptable creditcardto this innnformatino bellow address 5 buari street mushin city lagos name Adekunle Country nigeria zipcode 23401


It came from a hotmail addy

I replied:

" $2,000,000 cash only"


Haven't heard back from him. (BTW area code 23401 is Keller VA on Rt 13.)

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i dunno that one might be legit...he lives in "street mushin city" (street machine city!) might be hard to get fuel filters for your mulletmover, even in street machine city!