OCC, Full Throttle Cologne, the world is ending!!!!!

I got a mailer from Burdines in the Sunday paper and they're selling some cologne called Full Throttle by Orange County Choppers. I couldn't believe my eyes.

Who's this crap's target audience?

Forgive me for thinking this but if Arlen Ness would've released something like this in 1968 he would've been hung from the nearest tree.

Modern Chopper faggotry has reached it's pinnacle of shitness, it can't get any worse.

Have we all just become totally blind now?

What we need now is a full on bike club civil war, Australian style, if only to expose OCC for the queens that they are.

 

hahahhahahh I just heard the talking about it on the radio hahah they have jumped the shark for sure now.

 

its made somewhere else... they just stand there for an hour and yell about how too put the label on there coming out with occ KY gell...its called size twelve

 

I can't believe you went thru an add from someplace named Burdines in the Sunday Paper to find it.
Ignorance is bliss...

I got my So-Cal clothing catalog in the mail Saturday.
I haven't opened it yet. I don't want to know about the new Jimmy Shine collection they probably have in there!

 

Nads, that's a great idea for a bike shop name ...."Modern Chopper Faggotry"....specializing in motorcycles for divorced gay orthodontists and their significant other.

 

I saw a commercial last night for the American Chopper Video Game for Playstation.

 

LOL Hatch "Do Rags" for those who "Don't".

 

Viva la Hell's Accountants!

Oy vey!

 

Doesn't surprise me one bit. They are targeting the younger crowd... duh. Here at the college there is OCC crap everywhere on peoples shirts sunglasses hats.. blah

OMG I even saw a honda CRX with an IRON CROSS on it. I think that is West coast tho, not sure.

That was a great show at first. I saw three episodes of it and was loving it, even told other people to watch it.

But that was before the DRAMA took priority over the motorcycles.

Now I could kick myself in the arse for that.

Did anyone catch desperate housewhores last night? lol

 

most of that stuff needs a disclamer.....
" this products owner has never ridden a motorcycle"
" " " " has no taste"
" The closest the wearer has ever been to a big chopper was when he dropped the soap"

There is a parrellel world to the HAMB where people are pro-traditional and anti 1-800/MTV/Pimp my bike..... at least I hope there is.

 

ooooooooooooo they have deodorant also!!!! and at 12 dollars it will be perfect for a gag gift!(or a gay gift)

 

here is one article if you are interested http://www.supersundayonline.com/cgi-bin/db2.cgi?db=news&uid=default&view_story=1&ID=443

 

They are all about the Benjamins; who is surprised? They are making hay while the sun shines, feeding off of the civilian's ignorance. Why not? Laugh all the way to the bank...

 

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Modern Chopper faggotry has reached it's pinnacle of shitness, it can't get any worse.

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I wish that was true, but I'm afraid we have merely seen the dawn of a whole new age of au de la poseur.

I can only imagine what that shit smells like: 5 parts High Karate / 5 parts Old Spice / 5 parts new packaging.